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Orgasmic Honesty

THE “O FACE” EQUALS WORLD PEACE? || By FITSNEWS || There’s a million-and-one ways to spin this story, so we’ll just cut to the facts first … mmmm-kay? According to University of Connecticut researchers, orgasms aren’t just good for your sex life … they’re good for the overall health of…

THE “O FACE” EQUALS WORLD PEACE?

|| By FITSNEWS || There’s a million-and-one ways to spin this story, so we’ll just cut to the facts first … mmmm-kay?

According to University of Connecticut researchers, orgasms aren’t just good for your sex life … they’re good for the overall health of your relationship.

“Post-coital communication is likely linked to sexual and relationship satisfaction,” the study’s authors noted. “For this reason, pillow talk may play a pivotal role in maintaining intimacy.”

You don’t say …

Derived from the Greek word “orgasmos” – meaning “excitement” or “swelling” – an orgasm is the point of sexual climax where one’s body reflexively releases its pent-up sexual energy.  And yes, the male and female orgasms are vastly different, um, phenomena – the former accomplished rather easily and effortlessly, the latter often involving a more protracted campaign (siege of Petersburg, Virginia anyone?).

Well, unless of course you’re our founding editor …. (ba doom CHING).

But we digress …

Orgasms release oxytocin (a.k.a. the “hug hormone”), which as everyone knows is a mammalian neurohypophysial hormone produced in the supraoptic and paraventricular nuclei of the hypothalamus by nerve axons and stored in the posterior pituitary gland.

Of course everybody doesn’t know that … and we sure as hell didn’t … we just copied it from Wikipedia (and imagined it being read in Sheldon Cooper‘s voice).

But you don’t need to know what oxycotin is … so long as you’re aware of where the female clitoris is located.

Anyway …

“Elevated levels of oxytocin are linked with a greater sense of trust and reduced perceptions of threat, in addition to lower levels of cortisol, a stress hormone,” the study found. “This combination may create an environment in which people feel safe disclosing information to their partner.”

Translation?  Getting off makes us get along.

The girls at Total Sorority Move are all over the study … concluding that orgasming (especially female orgasming) is the secret to world peace.

“In light of this groundbreaking research, I think we can all agree on what needs to happen … Boys, it’s time to step your game up and learn how to get us off,” the site’s authors write.  “Your own sanity, happiness, and quite possibly peace for all of humankind, depends on it.”

The male response? Ummmm …

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37 comments

John Boy April 24, 2015 at 3:38 pm Reply
Rocky April 24, 2015 at 3:38 pm

Quite possibly one of the best movies ever!!!!! God! Lumburg. How could you sleep with Lumburg.

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GrandTango April 24, 2015 at 3:54 pm

It figures you’d be in lockstep…LMAO…

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Fecal Matters April 24, 2015 at 4:30 pm

Mike Judge is a genius. Idiocracy is prophetic.

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MashPotato April 25, 2015 at 5:11 pm

Extract was a fantastic movie as well.

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GrandTango April 24, 2015 at 3:54 pm

If FITS (like all liberals) has to reference a “study” (and you do) to explain it to you…it tells you a lot about your abilities, sexual intellect and prowess…

So many of you are obsessed with it…but represent yourselves as if you are deprived, depraved and would take it from anything that got amorous around you….

The confident and competent don’t do that…

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Rocky April 24, 2015 at 4:00 pm

Dude, you, sex and orgasms – it’s really creeping my out. I’m going back to another thread where Shifty has some good jokes going. Yuck!

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Guest April 25, 2015 at 7:07 am

Why not just go spend some time with your daughters that you bring up all the time on Fits?

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Rush Limpdick April 24, 2015 at 4:02 pm

Tango: A man that never sleeps. On social media sixteen hours a day (including weekends) and is every woman’s Romeo after he finishes his mother’s meatloaf.

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Newt Greendick April 24, 2015 at 4:05 pm

Hey, I just wore four wives out…

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SYNTwist April 24, 2015 at 7:08 pm

We would call him Wolowitz in The Big Bang Terms, only Wolowitz did eventually get married.

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easterndumbfuckistan April 24, 2015 at 4:10 pm

Bro, do you even science?

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TroubleBaby April 25, 2015 at 9:51 am

“Don’t worry scro’! There are plenty of ‘tards out there living really
kick ass lives. My first wife was ‘tarded. She’s a pilot now.”

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Dan Ruck April 24, 2015 at 4:11 pm

Holy moley! 48% approve of the job Barack is doing! Suck that up, TEAturds!

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FastEddy23 April 24, 2015 at 4:17 pm

Wow, does that mean that 48% of the media “approves” of O’Bama? I believe that’s a low point.

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euwe max April 24, 2015 at 4:11 pm Reply
FastEddy23 April 24, 2015 at 4:15 pm

No joy … Bad link?

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euwe max April 24, 2015 at 4:25 pm

good link… what browser, and what message do you get? We’ll get this in your browser… I guarantee it.,

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FastEddy23 April 25, 2015 at 1:35 pm

blank screen … Mac w/Safari.

But never mind, it ain’t worth a click.

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euwe max April 25, 2015 at 1:56 pm

prolly not.

You deserve to rot in hell with Reagan for using a Mac with Safari anyway. :)

SYNTwist April 24, 2015 at 7:01 pm

Yes, last time he told me bad link – hmmm….

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SYNTwist April 24, 2015 at 7:01 pm

*good link

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FastEddy23 April 24, 2015 at 4:12 pm

“… But we digress ……”

LOL

(BTW: What happened to Liz?)

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Bible Thumper April 24, 2015 at 4:21 pm

Two front page stories about South Carolina at foxnews website. One is a week old story about the canceled union vote and disputes the harassment allegations.

This one is about a company moving from Colorado because of the stoners.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/04/24/colorado-businessman-blames-stoned-workers-for-relocating-firm-to-south/

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Buz Martin April 24, 2015 at 6:55 pm

They also moved here for a whole list of other reasons. The wife in the couple that own the company liked it when they came here on vacation, too much regulatory BS and insane taxes in CO, etc. Plus, let us not forget the tax breaks and other perks offered by HCEDC. Not surprised that Fox would focus on the stoners thing. Which would be easily solved through mandatory drug testing of employees. Still not illegal in that state. THC levels insanely high, you get fired. Problem solved. If they think there are not a hell of a lot of stoners in Horry County, SC, btw, they’re sadly mistaken.

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SYNTwist April 24, 2015 at 8:23 pm

Parts of CO (i.e. Breckenridge) are at very high altitudes. Went there once to take a family member to ski. We landed, drove to a little restaurant, I had one beer since there was no wine on the list. My first comment was, “damn, the beer is strong here.”

I was light headed as hell after one beer, but I did drink another….LOL.

After a week there, and this was about a decade ago? I started to become light headed, just not myself. I had no idea why they had oxygen bars. After my husband and I argued for days, we decided as a something fun to check out the oxygen bars.

Ohmigosh! It is really difficult to explain or imagine unless you have been there, but we were both oxygen deprived, at least I think. As soon as we went to one of the “oxygen” bars – where you get a dose of air, we got along great! We bought canisters and went there like every day. The canisters were a back up.

I don’t know how people live there. It is beautiful, the town is lovely, the ski slopes some of the best, but the altitude and snow? Yikes!~

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Bible Thumper April 24, 2015 at 5:06 pm

http://m.wistv.com/wistv/db_330790/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=mou9n2CY

Haley calls out Sheriff Lott for not having SLED investigate officer shootings.
“Lott ended his statement saying Richland County is used as an example, worldwide, when it comes to trust between law enforcement and the community.”

Hmm.. Where would that be? Somalia, Honduras and Myanmar

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??? April 24, 2015 at 7:05 pm

If Nikki Haley is all for allowing 3rd parties to investigate possible maleficence then why did she fight so hard to keep her ethics case in the legislature rather than allowing the courts to hear it?

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Bible Thumper April 24, 2015 at 7:17 pm

Unless an elected official misuses campaign funds, state laws are incredibly weak. Haley is following the same standards and laws of everyone else. Lot is not. He is the only county sheriff that doesn’t request a SLED investigation of officer shootings.

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John E. Law April 25, 2015 at 5:57 am

Leon is smart, he is one of the few people in this state that realize that SLED (Stop Lets Eat Dougnuts) are a bunch of old washed up retirees that need to move on to the retirement home.

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Fuck sled April 27, 2015 at 7:33 am

SLED can not be trusted and they are too incompetent. Talking about not having trust in law enforcement, SLED is example of corruption. SLED is nothing more than a political division that conducts political investigations for the elected elite. As a victim of their political investigation and incompetence, I do not trust them.

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SYNTwist April 24, 2015 at 7:10 pm

Are you saying you want to spank me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n8ziUOPdh8

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SYNTwist April 24, 2015 at 7:17 pm

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?

Are you gonna eat that?

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TroubleBaby April 25, 2015 at 9:47 am

“A sandwich is a sandwich, but a manwich is a meal.”

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jimlewisowb April 25, 2015 at 10:13 am

As a kid was told ” you are going to end up like what you eat”

Listened to a few minutes of Bruce Jenner’s interview and damn if they weren’t right

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SYNTwist April 25, 2015 at 10:36 pm

LMAO!

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Shrew Few stinks April 25, 2015 at 11:09 am

Now we know why Trikki Nikki is always in a fowl mood. Sounds like little Michael can not find the key to the jaded gate.

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