National Politics - 2016

NC Obituary: “Don’t Vote For Hillary”

HOW’S THAT FOR A DYING WISH? || By FITSNEWS || An 81-year-old North Carolina man who died last week had one final wish: That you not vote for Hillary Rodham Clinton for president next year. Larry Darrell Upright of Cabarrus County, N.C. was Masonic Master and one-time Shriner of the Year,…

HOW’S THAT FOR A DYING WISH?

|| By FITSNEWS || An 81-year-old North Carolina man who died last week had one final wish: That you not vote for Hillary Rodham Clinton for president next year.

Larry Darrell Upright of Cabarrus County, N.C. was Masonic Master and one-time Shriner of the Year, but he’ll go down in the history books for the political commentary that accompanied his online obit.

“The family respectfully asks that you do not vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016,” the last line of Upright’s obituary reads.

Ha!  We agree … although in fairness we don’t see much to like on the “Republican” side of the ledger, either.

Anyway, several of Upright’s mourners appear inclined to honor his dying wish.

“We will conform to your family request,” one couple wrote in response.

Another family friend offered condolences before adding “PS will not vote for Hillary.”

“We would not vote for Hillary if she was the only one running,” another mourner noted.

Great, great stuff … from “everyday Americans.”

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64 comments

SynTwist April 20, 2015 at 8:20 pm

I’ll be the first to say, I am happy to oblige his last wish. I have no plans to vote Hillary.

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Limbaughsaphatkhunt April 20, 2015 at 8:38 pm

Shocking…some guy in the Carolinas doesn’t like Hillary Clinton.
Wowza.

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SynTwist April 20, 2015 at 10:55 pm

Hey – I thought we had a “thing” guess that was a one night stand, you backstabber….LOL (teasing of course). :)

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Limbaughsaphatkhunt April 20, 2015 at 11:20 pm

Methinks you have changed your moniker.

I am trying to get into Katey Maguire’s pants thank you very much…that Bridget Sweeney erotica is really hot!!!!

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SynTwist April 20, 2015 at 11:26 pm

You B@stard….LOL. Yes, I changed avatar – was tangerine. (frowny face) I thought we had a thing. ;) You know I am jus’ messing with you.

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Limbaughsaphatkhunt April 20, 2015 at 11:28 pm

Of course we have a thing…but you never showed up at the IHOP :-(

SynTwist April 20, 2015 at 11:30 pm

Well, I was going to, but they had a ….riot of some sort. So sorry, really, trully. Raincheck?

SynTwist April 20, 2015 at 11:31 pm

Hey, on second thought. I had chocolate chip pancakes? LOL. I remember reading about the riot and glad we met the night before. ;)

Limbaughsaphatkhunt April 20, 2015 at 11:33 pm

Hmmm…the night before…then pancakes in the morning.

Have I missed the yada…yada inbetween? Was I any good?

SynTwist April 20, 2015 at 11:35 pm

You were awesome! You don’t remember? How could you forget the breakfast in bed the next morning. I made your fruit and we laugh about my cooking skills. Oh, but what a night it was. ;)

SynTwist April 20, 2015 at 11:36 pm

I still wear your T-Shirt. It’s a little grunge and big, but just my style – ha!

SynTwist April 20, 2015 at 11:43 pm

The pancakes were dinner for breakfast. How can you forget? The yada….yada in between. I’m sure you remember that?

Ohmigosh, I feel so used. You only remember the pancakes? ;)

Limbaughsaphatkhunt April 20, 2015 at 11:47 pm

Honey, the best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach…and I, being Rush Limbaugh…have a very big stomach. Try not to take it too personally.

Next up, we should have a naked twister party. It’s all the rage now and frankly I’m disappointed Fits hasn’t picked up on the story yet.

SynTwist April 20, 2015 at 11:48 pm

LMAO – well played! I’ve missed your sense of humor – come back more often. Maybe we can talk about that twister party, gimme time to be creative. Ha!

Limbaughsaphatkhunt April 20, 2015 at 11:55 pm

Wow…I have a follower. Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would get a follower from this website…I figured I would get followers from my other website: Well.endowed.men.with.ripped.abs.and.chiseled.faces.com

It is fun chatting…and have no fear, I will reappear :-)

SynTwist April 20, 2015 at 11:56 pm

Enjoyed it – come back soon ;)

SynTwist April 20, 2015 at 11:58 pm

‘Bout that link…uh…hmmmmm…..not my cup of tea, but like the banter.

Limbaughsaphatkhunt April 21, 2015 at 12:01 am

Not your cup of tea…hmmm. You are a female right?

Would you prefer fat.racist.blokes.com ?

SynTwist April 21, 2015 at 12:04 am

Hey – we had a good chat. Let’s leave it at that. If you’ve followed my comments at all, which I don’t make easy, you know that is not what I am about.

I am about reaching across the aisle, having fun, and discussing politics in my most diplomatic, often sarcastic way.

We are still people – no?

Limbaughsaphatkhunt April 21, 2015 at 12:08 am

Fair enough. I am all about sex. I spend 23 hours a day in my mother’s basement eating stale pizza in a wife beater that’s two sizes two small and responding to articles on Fits while also playing world of warcraft. You’re the only contact I have with females.

p.s. how come you don’t want to be followed and your account is all private and shit?

SynTwist April 21, 2015 at 12:15 am

I am not about that, I will unfollow. I am about connecting with people and discussing politics as I assumed you were.

I have my reason, just as you have yours for going public. I don’t like family in my politics. Simple enough for you?

Ooow….we just crossed a line. I am guessing you will see more of my sarcasm v. jokes.

Take a step out of the basement, laugh a little, enjoy the sunshine, spring is upon us and time just keeps moving on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3T6IsXyq68

My Best in your endeavors.

Limbaughsaphatkhunt April 21, 2015 at 12:17 am

what? Our first fight and you’re breaking up with me? WTF…
Lol…”we crossed a line”. Bless your little cyber heart.

SynTwist April 21, 2015 at 12:18 am

Don’t flatter yourself ;)

TontoBubbaGoldstein April 21, 2015 at 5:57 am

TBG used to date a girl that worked at IHOP.

Interesting thing…she had one leg that was longer than the other. Her name was Aileen.

TBG messed it all up by seeing a Japanese IHOP waitress on the side. In the mother of all coincidences…she had one long leg and one short leg, also.

Her name was Irene.

FastEddy23 April 21, 2015 at 10:20 am

Are you brown eye Cowboys done?

SynTwist April 20, 2015 at 10:56 pm

I do admit I am glad the microphone no longer looks like a booger…LOLOL

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GrandTango April 21, 2015 at 5:38 am

Even more shocking…some ignorant F*#k posting on a site in Carolina is still shilling for the Democrat Party, after they have so severely damaged the country…

Of course, I guess you expected that when you put anti-Americans in office.

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Just Change One Word April 21, 2015 at 8:49 am

Even more shocking…some ignorant F*#k posting on a site in Carolina is still shilling for the Republican Party, after they have so severely damaged the country…

Of course, I guess you expected that when you put anti-Americans in office.

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GrandTango April 21, 2015 at 9:38 am

Not sure if anyone has told you this: but your photo makes you look like a FAT “Michael Moore” Slob…lMAO…

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Daniel Boome April 21, 2015 at 10:17 am

Hahaha, hysterical -*NOT*. So, instead of showing some class and providing a rational, measured response to the liberal’s retort, you resort to childish cut downs. You sound just like them. Still think you’re not a liberal?

Rock-eee April 21, 2015 at 1:46 pm

Yours reminds us of a bridge you threw a pledge off of.

Rocky April 21, 2015 at 12:38 pm

Polls of late –
CNN Polls Presidential Race
Hillary v Jeb – Hillary up 17%
Hillary v Marco – HIllary up 14%
Hillary v Walker Wisconsin Ranger – Hillary up 22%
Hillary v Little Teddie Cruz – Hillary up 24%
Hillary v Rand-o Paul – Hillary up 19%
Context – in Florida – Jeb is tied with Hillary. Same with Marco “I’ll let Dreamers Stay” Rubio.
In Wisconsin – Hillary beats Walker by 12%
Later gator.

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Rocky April 21, 2015 at 12:40 pm

And to further drive home the power of math. At this same time of the last cycle – Obama led Romney by 8%, and ended up winning by 5%. Man oh man, that GOP field really needs to move the needle or it’s coytins.

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GrandTango April 21, 2015 at 12:55 pm

You were going to obliterate Walker in the Wisc. Recall, too…

How’d that work out for you??….LMAO….

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Rocky April 21, 2015 at 1:27 pm

Luuu-ooooo-zeeeer.

Hills2016 April 20, 2015 at 8:49 pm

Hillary will win in a landslide. Thankfully these old, white Republicans are finally dying off.

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Bible Thumper April 20, 2015 at 9:11 pm

Yeah, well sometimes Democrats grow up.
If they do, they vote Republican.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein April 20, 2015 at 10:04 pm

Hillary will win in a landslide. Thankfully these old, white Republicans are finally dying off.

…so we can get an old white Democrat with Harry Caray glasses and memory problems as POTUS?

Yea.

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Squishy123 April 20, 2015 at 10:32 pm

She better worry about making it out of the primary first, word on the street is her base is getting smaller and smaller by the day.

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idcydm April 21, 2015 at 12:06 am

“Hillary will win in a landslide.”…you mean that old, white Democrat, the oldest and whitest in the field to date?

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The Colonel April 21, 2015 at 9:48 am

Hillary won’t be the candidate.

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Dan Ruck April 20, 2015 at 8:57 pm

How pathetic!

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Todd April 20, 2015 at 9:15 pm

Bet he died of ass cancer!

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Larry April 20, 2015 at 9:28 pm

Desperate idiots using a deadman for political shit….Hillary is going in cause you morons cant find a candidate worth a shit…Ted Cruz really?

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idcydm April 21, 2015 at 12:14 am

Really Larry, in case you haven’t noticed dead people have been used for political shit forever.

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Tazmaniac April 21, 2015 at 8:21 am

Larry has got to know that the deceased are a very important voting bloc for his Party.

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The Colonel April 21, 2015 at 9:47 am

Hillary won’t even be the candidate.

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Jack April 21, 2015 at 11:18 am

Hillary will be the candidate, and I will vote for her, because there is no viable alternative for rational people who are not very rich, work for a defense contractor, or politicians who want to sell their vote to billionaires..

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mrbraindead12 . April 21, 2015 at 1:23 pm

That’s not to say that Hillary is a viable candidate either. We need the social side of liberalism and all of our god given rights given back to us, plus the freedom to do with our bodies and minds as we see fit. We need to conform to the conservative side of economics and stop wasting all of our money on military and defense, and start improving life domestically. We need to have taxes cut for the middle class so we can tax the rich more and the middle and lower middle class less. But hey, we don’t live in a perfect world where things make sense. Hell, if she wasn’t working for defense contractors and wall street, big business, and wasn’t a crony capitalist then sure…I’d vote for Hillary.

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Rocky April 21, 2015 at 12:32 pm

We know you’re joking.

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The Colonel April 21, 2015 at 1:14 pm

Nope, I’ll buy the house a round on election night at Quagga’s out in the North East if she is elected.

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a face in the crowd April 20, 2015 at 9:35 pm

In the actual obit, it seems like “the family” made the request. Maybe he wanted them to, maybe not. If not, that is truly trashy on the part of the family.

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SynTwist April 20, 2015 at 9:44 pm

Really? You think the family loved him so little they made it political? Hard for me to imagine, but stranger things have happened.

I’m still glad to oblige ;)

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Don't Underestimate Assholery April 21, 2015 at 8:38 am

“You think the family loved him so little they made it political?”

There is no question in my mind that some families are so dysfunctional, petty, and underhanded that they would do something like putting something or someone in a funeral or obituary that the person didn’t want there. Political disagreements in family can cause some very deep-seated anger and cause divisions. Might not be the case here but you never know.

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SynTwist April 21, 2015 at 11:42 am

I agree political disagreements in family can cause some very deep-seated anger, that is one of the reasons I keep my disqus private.

The other day was having class with my 6 year old. We had to fill out a graphic organizer and in the center was to be stated an opinion v. fact. She said, well I really want to write, I love my family, but that isn’t an opinion because everyone loves their family, so that must be a fact.

I paused for a minute and said, well sweetie not everyone loves their family. Some kids kill their parents, some parents kill their kids, not everyone has the same experience you do.

For a minute she looked like she would cry, but then decided she would change her opinion to “I have the best family in the world” with supporting reasons. ;)

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TontoBubbaGoldstein April 20, 2015 at 10:00 pm

“The family respectfully asks that you do not vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016,”…

No problem, Chief.

It feels downright upright.

* Offers Harveys Bristol Cream toast. *

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FastEddy23 April 21, 2015 at 10:09 am

Irish milkshake: shot of Baileys, shot of Jamie, shot of whole milk and blend.

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Native Ink April 20, 2015 at 10:08 pm

LOL. Most Republican voters are an election or two away from joining this man. Have you met many Millennials who agree with the Republican agenda?

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idcydm April 21, 2015 at 12:10 am

“Millennials”…really, the third Tuesday in November, right?

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FastEddy23 April 21, 2015 at 10:07 am

3rd Tuesday? What’s that for milli-annals? Hangover recovery day?

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euwe max April 20, 2015 at 10:09 pm

When Hillary confiscates their guns and later come to load them in the train cars, they’ll regret that public display of unpatriotic behavior.

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FastEddy23 April 21, 2015 at 10:04 am

Mmmmm … Get-even-with-’em-ism. A favorite slang rip of William Gates / Mad Magazine (RIP).

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Bible Thumper April 20, 2015 at 10:21 pm

Larry Darrell Upright?
I know Larry and Darrell. Didn’t know Upright. I wonder where their other brother Darrell is? Got it spelt wrong. S’pose t’be Darryl. Anyway..
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NnZm-9TfSaA

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mamatiger92 April 21, 2015 at 8:23 am

How freaking pathetic.

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