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Nude Color Run Coming To SC

“BUTTS A-RUNNIN’” IN LEXINGTON COUNTY … || By FITSNEWS || A group called BARE – or “Butts A-runnin’ Race Enterprises” – is hosting a clothing optional color run next weekend in South Carolina. The inaugural “Nothing Butt Color” five kilometer race will be held at the Cedar Creek recreational vehicle…

“BUTTS A-RUNNIN'” IN LEXINGTON COUNTY …

|| By FITSNEWS || A group called BARE – or “Butts A-runnin’ Race Enterprises” – is hosting a clothing optional color run next weekend in South Carolina.

The inaugural “Nothing Butt Color” five kilometer race will be held at the Cedar Creek recreational vehicle park in Pelion, S.C. (i.e. HERE) beginning at 10:00 a.m. EDT on April 25.

Well, at least until Midlands, S.C. police read this post …

“We enjoy being able to share and present bare athletic recreational events for your pleasure and enjoyment,” event organizers noted.

Anyone wishing to participate in the race or looking for more information is encouraged to email organizers HERE.

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20 comments

Buz Martin April 18, 2015 at 3:28 pm

We will want video, of course.

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SynTwist April 18, 2015 at 9:11 pm

Of course you do! Outrageous that a man might want this! ;)

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Was A Fuzz April 18, 2015 at 3:44 pm

Lexington County Sheriff’s Department’s costly encrytion which the taxpayers ate forced to fund, will no doubt see quite a bit of use at this event.

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easterndumbfuckistan April 18, 2015 at 10:15 pm

I’m sure they’ll be some interesting traffic on the “insiders” channel that most don’t have in their radios. Fucking encryption.

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Rods Poltergeist April 20, 2015 at 8:15 am

maybe encrypting the body cameras or do we have a run on GoPros at the Lexington Wal-Mart?

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shifty henry April 18, 2015 at 4:05 pm

Bub Schumpert Road should be on the circuit… GT will be offering pink lemonade to all contestants..

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Buz Martin April 18, 2015 at 4:59 pm

And Bill Cosby’s very special Jello Pudding Pops.

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SynTwist April 18, 2015 at 7:26 pm

Nawwww…..GT got some acid or heroin for the folks. Only way they would see his vision.

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shifty henry April 18, 2015 at 9:08 pm

Huh? GT got “a vision”?

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SynTwist April 18, 2015 at 9:08 pm

He thinks so?

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SynTwist April 18, 2015 at 9:10 pm

I should preface everything with …sarcasm. LOL. It’s a kind way of disagreement IMHO.

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Squishy123 April 18, 2015 at 5:13 pm

Sad thing is if 100 run, you’d pay 99 of them to put clothes back on.

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Keep Mrs. Tango Clothed April 19, 2015 at 9:19 pm

Damn straight. The Trailer Park Housewives of Lexington County would not be a pretty sight.

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Squishy123 April 20, 2015 at 12:56 pm

I believe it’s the Trailer Park Common-Law Wives of Lexington County.

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BillBrasky April 20, 2015 at 9:52 am

I hear Gilda Cobb-Hunter is running this year.

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Squishy123 April 20, 2015 at 12:55 pm

Between her boobs and lips it’ll sound like a horse running down the road. Clippity-clop, flippity-slap.

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Bible Thumper April 18, 2015 at 5:55 pm

1. Mrs. Folks, Will Mande, Taylor and Liz be participating?
2. Will Pelion “pee nuts” be the guests of honor? Hope not.
http://www.sciway.net/sc-photos/lexington-county/pelion-peanut-pole.html
3. Will the NAACP protest what color nude is?
https://www.fitsnews.com/2014/09/21/mande-everything-racist/

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Taylor Brown April 19, 2015 at 11:45 am

I’m so sorry to disappoint, but I won’t be in town.

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SynTwist April 20, 2015 at 8:34 pm

I don’t really know you Taylor, but love your sense of humor!

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SynTwist April 18, 2015 at 7:24 pm

Ha! Bare has been in SC retail outlets or years.

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