BUT WHO IS SPREADING IT?
|| By FITSNEWS || U.S. Senator Rand Paul is running for president … in fact, he announces his candidacy next week in Louisville, Kentucky. From there he travels to early voting Iowa, New Hampshire and South Carolina – including a big fundraiser in the Palmetto State the day after he announces.
As we write this, money is being collected. Speeches are being vetted.
He’s 100 percent in … and not only that, Paul is one of the few candidates in the race with (we believe) a path to victory. And one of the few candidates (we believe) to be worthy of real consideration.
Is he perfect? No. In fact we’ve blistered him in the past for being too cozy with the establishment at times. But when it comes down to the bread and butter issues that pro-freedom, pro-free market voters want to see addressed, Paul and fellow U.S. Senator Ted Cruz are head and shoulders above the rest of the “Republican” field.
In fact it’s not even close …
Anyway … why are we writing a story about Rand Paul being “in?” Doesn’t everybody already know that?
Yes … well … sort of.
You have to remember, though, we write from a home base in South Carolina – a banana republic known for its thick drawls and thicker skulls. Down here things have a tendency to get, um, “mixed up” pretty easily.
Wanna see what we mean? Check out this recent exchange between a presidential candidate and a South Carolina voter (one who actually used to be a school teacher, believe it or not).
Yeah …
Anyway, exploiting this confederacy of ding-battedness is a perpetual stream of misinformation – particularly political misinformation. It’s all geared toward the whole “you can fool some of the people some of the time” construct … and in South Carolina, the pool of fools is deeper than it is anywhere else in America.
Enter the “Rand Paul isn’t running” social media campaign … which has been blowing up our Facebook and Twitter feed for the past week. It’s also been blowing up our email and text message “matrixes,” which were flooded with messages from political activists (and a few elected officials) seeking clarification as to Paul’s 2016 status.
The buzz reached a level earlier this week where we felt compelled to reach out to Paul’s people … who confirmed his imminent presidential announcement was a “go.” In fact one Paul supporter told FITS the “Rand isn’t running” chatter was being deliberately ginned up by Cruz supporters.
“It’s a suppression effort,” the source said, referring to the campaign as a “weak and transparent bid to pick up commitments.”
In addition to definitively stating that Paul was not running, these posts often included links back to prior news stories in which Paul offered qualified statements regarding his political future.
One of these stories? A four-month old post by Politico reporter Katie Glueck in which Paul said he wouldn’t run for president – unless he thought he could win.
“It’s ingenious, really,” one digital operative familiar with such campaigns told FITS. “Anyone with half a brain who clicks on the article (will see) what he said – and (will see) when he said it. But the context they are given before they click – if they even click – is what sets the table. That and a lot of people just forward the false narrative around without bothering to click.”
Indeed …
Over the weekend, FITS had two prominent Upstate, South Carolina political activists contact us asking if Paul was running. The next day – March 31 – a pair of Upstate lawmakers reached out to us asking if the rumor was true.
The misinformation worked, in other words … at least to a limited degree.
Obviously Paul will announce next week – putting the matter to bed. But did the “Rand isn’t running” rumor cost him a local endorsement or two? Or cause a fundraiser to hold off on stroking a check? Or get certain activists lined up behind another candidate?
If so … it worked.
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Rand Paul and Trey Gowdy walk into a barber shop, the barber takes one look at them and says…
To Rand he says – “Man, you remind me of my stoner Uncle Tim.” To Gowdy he says – “Sorry man, not much I can do to help you with that hair.”
Actually what the barber said to Gowdy:
“Sorry man, ain’t much I can do about your hair but plastic surgery might fix that toehead of yours!!!!
The problem ain’t his hair style but his head (that’s why he keeps trying to fuck with his hair)
I think his head must be a slightly less pronounced “cone head” a la Saturday Night Live
The barber’s name was Jesus, and he said, “There are some miracles even I can’t perform.”
sacrilegious as all get out but funny
That’s me, all sacrilegious and funny.
:)
“Rand Paul and Trey Gowdy walk into a barber shop, the barber takes one look at them and says…”
I think Rand Paul could be helped by a good hair stylist (I am a hair stylist – I fix $7.00 cuts!). Trey Gowdy is beyond help – and I am not just talking about his hair.
McCain having a black baby out of wedlock is still the best torpedo ever in SC.
Oh, just wait until we get the “Jeb’s married to a wet-back” and “Jeb’s father-in-law was an illegal immigrant.”
“A path to victory?”
Damn the comedy is really flowing here this morning.
Cruz the “populist” and now this?
Paul has NO chance of “victory.”
None.
In Jeb doesn’t win, a real possiblity, Rand Paul will be the next GOP President of the United States. I just feel it.
I think what you’re feeling is the need to have a bowel movement.
Ha! Ha!
Paul can get voters nobody else can on our side(young people and minorities), so I wouldn’t be so adamant about “no chance” at all. You could say no Republican has a great chance at this and that would be more accurate.
“young people and minorities”
Ted Cruz: Young minority
lulz
Young people and Minorities are not the people who vote in Republican primaries.
Yeah but they ought to (especially when the primaries are open to all voters)
They have noone to blame but themselves!!!!!
“Young people and Minorities are not the people who vote in Republican primaries.”
They don’t usually vote Republican any time.
Paul can get voters nobody else can for or side, like stoners, tin foil hat wearers and Paul bots = bring it on.
“Paul is one of the few candidates in the race with (we believe) a path to victory. And one of the few candidates (we believe) to be worthy of real consideration.”
These Sic Willie platitudes sound very similar to what he proclaimed about T-Rav and Mace. How did those turn out?
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“How did those turn out?”
Whatever happened to Mace?
I heard she is selling real estate.
wow, your name doesn’t show any bias at all…
He picked that hair style, and he’s fit to be the leader of the free world?
He looks like Bosley customer. SNL Bosley.
https://screen.yahoo.com/hair-restoration-000000053.html
The fact that Paul supporters would believe something they only saw on social media, shows how gullible they are.
“If you like your coverage you can keep it and it will cost less”…….LMAO…Dumb@$$…
You might better STFU…considering how stupid you are…Hahahaha…
Actually 16.5 million more people now have coverage since Obamacare.
Ziiinnnnggggerrrrr!
You’re defending Obamacare…LMAO…you are an ignorant F*#k..
Even the Democrats are beginning to figure out what a MAJOR F*#k up it is…It takes a Dumb@$$ to be a Democrat, I guess…
Riiiight, it so unpopular that elected Republicans have stopped talking about repealing it.
There is NO election right now…you IGNORANT F*#k…
The leading GOP contenders are all over it…Dumb@$$..
“You might better STFU . . .”
GT – What does “STFU” mean? I’ve seen you use that acronym over and over and am confused. Thanks in advance.
And you’ll always be CONFUSED…Don’t beg me to enlighten you..But just like a liberal…you let them break you…to where you’re ignorance personified…then you run to me to correct the problem..
Sorry…w/o the help of God…you’re in trouble…
STFU means ” Shut The Fuck Up”
I’m NOT saying that to you- just interperting!!!!
And using F#$k for “fuck” is just the same as being profane so you can see how big a hypocrite he/she/it (i.e. “GT”) really is.
He/she/it really should just be ignored and does not deserve any response (which I normally don’t) EXCEPT when he/she/it slammed the military and the men and women who lost their lives or have been injured since 9/11 (and are at this very moment).
Karma will eventually have its way with “GT” and he/she/it knows that.
I really think he/she/it gets his/her/it’s rocks off when someone honors his/her/it’s rantings by way of a reply.
Kinda of a SM thing.
I think she was being sarcastic, in an effort to get GT to spell it out…LOL
” think she was being sarcastic, in an effort to get GT to spell it out…LOL”
Bingo! LOL
“STFU means ” Shut The Fuck Up””
Thanks, Sparkle – but I was just teasing – knew it would get the GT all riled up.
The pattern w/ FITS is that he is ALL CAUGHT UP in games…so much that he offers very little in the way of useful reality…
It’s pretty much a WHO CARES situation w/ FITS’ posts…except FITS demonstrates what the liberals are thinking…and that reveals their strategy to some degree…
But the truth is: if Hillary is their candidate…and they have none better…their ONLY chance for the Democrats is to topple the GOP’s candidates…
That’s why Republicans need a candidate w/ some B@!!$…But FITS – like the media and Democrats -will try to push the GOP’s weakest candidate…
Whatever FITS wants…a true Republican, or any American that wants to heal this sick nation, does NOT want…
You’re so out of your fcking mind. Onlly bigots will vote Republican after their fuckups in Arkansas and Indiana. You guys will never learn…Now, go laugh your delusional ass off.
Didn’t Ferguson backfire…and blow S#!t all over you idiots…
Because the media is 100% kissing your @$$…you’re FAR overplaying your hand…IDIOT…Nov 4, should have told you that…if you were not so stupid…
I’ll say after watching you and Rove get bitch slapped in ’12 after running a candyass like Romney, I can’t wait to see your shit stained (wait, yes I can) drawers in ’16.
The media let the GOP pick Romney. And I agree if we pick a FITS-Moderate again…who does not RIP Obama, Hillary and Democrats apart…as the American people are BEGGING for…we’ll have to suffer under horrible Democrat leadership another 4 years…And I don’t think we can take much more…
That said: you do represent yourself as a miserable, America-hating piece of S#!t for supporting failure, oppression and hate…We need to eviscerate trash like you. You’ve done too much damage already…
I’d love to slap the S#!t out of you and your sissy, ignorant @$$ personally…just so you know there are those of us who will kick your @$$ for our county’s sake…
I’d love to slap the S#!t out of you and your sissy, ignorant @$$ personally…just so you know there are those of us who will kick your @$$ for our county’s sake…
Okay, name the time and place and I’ll see “what a patriot” your candyass is…I live in Columbia, SC and will travel up to 30 miles for the pleasure or meet you halfway, Tango The Talker.
I love to push the buttons of you coffee-house pacifists…who turn gay-macho-when I kick you in the @$$…LMAO….
Americans have 6-plus years of DISGUST and suffering bottled up…and if I let it loose on you…you’d s#!* all over yourself before I even got started good…
You are a coward who hides behind courts and activist judges to steal your privileges for your coddled and weak little special interests…
If you ever got into a real fight over something (involving heavy lifting) you’d find yourself w/ your teeth knocked out…and your sissy little liberal face bashed in…
You’re a f*#king punk..and I’d PUNK your Communist, America-hating @$$…Because I’m so sick of all the damage you have caused…I’d make sure to get payback for it…
Well, Pussy, all you needed to say was “I’m scared and would hate to backup what I said.”
Cyber Supermen, or is it Superwomen???…all of you…LMAO….
PS: If Art Bar sees you talking like that on their WiFi…they’ll kick your Sissy @$$ out…won’t they??..Hahahaha…
If your mom saw the bullshit you say you would do, she would make you meet me and get the ass kicking you deserve. Tough love can be a bitch…
All you’ve said is that you’re Columbia SC (glad you included SC, that was equal to your intelligence)……But tell me EXACTLY where you are…
Or, are you too much of a liberal, sissy-@$$ PUNK, in fear and hiding???
Like I said, place and time, Alzheimers…
Just Columbia SC…LMAO..that tells me a lot…
Just like I thought…you already started $#!ttin’ all over yourself….F*#kin’ punk….Hahahaha…You people are a riot…
Where you want to meet? Nice vacant lot accross from Heathwood Espicopal School and the BK. Free ’til 8:30, all day tomorrow…see you there or you pick the place. Like I said before, Alzheimers, anywhere within 30 miles of Cola. Now, show up or shut up.
I see the warmer weather really brought out the crickets…lol.
WTF….I saw that same location on the bathroom wall of Art Bar asking to give a BJ… ..Bet you’ll you’ll try to cornhole me…LMAO….
F*#king idiot…
So you were in the Art Bar? Did you tap your feet like your buddy Craig did?? Lolz!
So you admit that was you…LMAO…Thanks…
No, thanks you! Best rim job my ass ever had. That thing you did with your teeth was amazing…learn it from your pops?
According to John Tate, Rand Paul is supposed to be kicking off his campaign April 7.
Libertarian and self described Conservative Catholic Rand Paul is self destructing as everyone talks.
Like his father, his Libertarian thoughts on ‘freedom’ and ‘liberty’ end at a woman’s uterus and a gay person’s legal and civil rights.
He has been relying on the pot smoking college students to be sucked into his Libertarian claptrap and look no further than the end of their joints as he runs his mouth. But, whether he likes it or not, he is on the wrong side of the generational shift on the social issues.
He will continue his lying ways, but there will be so much video on those lies that he will be a bigger joke than Trump before the end of the 2016 primary season.
Ted Cruz 2016
You can help: https://www.tedcruz.org/donate
Folks has zero political acumen and he isn’t the least bit hesitant to demonstrate it.