“I’M DOING EVERYTHING I CAN LEGALLY TO GET OFF THIS RIDICULOUS SHOW”
|| By FITSNEWS || We’ll be honest … we have yet to watch any of the second season of Southern Charm, the Bravo TV reality show starring former S.C. Treasurer Thomas Ravenel. It’s not that we don’t want to watch it, we’ve just been working our way through other shows.
First world problems, right?
Anyway, based on Ravenel’s social media musings it would appear as though there’s plenty of off-camera drama to keep us entertained.
“T-Rav is at it again,” one of our sources informed us prior to forwarding the latest Facebook broadsides launched by the impetuous politico … whose disastrous 2014 U.S. Senate campaign serves as one of the storylines of the show.
Wait … is Ravenel attacking this website’s founding editor Will Folks again (and then quickly recanting)?
Nope … this time he’s going after his Southern Charm co-star Cameran Eubanks.
Take a look …
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Classy …
Not content with bashing Eubanks, Ravenel expanded his criticism to encompass the entire show – which he referred to as “ridiculous.”
“I’m (d)oing everything I can legally to get off this ridiculous show,” Ravenel wrote.
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Well, well …
We reached out to Eubanks to see what she thought of Ravenel’s criticism, but didn’t immediately receive a response. We’ll let you know if we hear anything from her.
As for Ravenel bashing Southern Charm, nothing new there. Three months ago Ravenel posted – then quickly removed – a Facebook message describing the show as “full of lies and deceit.”
“Any fool who watches it is an idiot,” Ravenel added.
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He’s doing everything he legally can to get people to watch him on this shit show. Very desperate. It is unfortunate that he didn’t renounce his citizenship for reals and make himself some other country’s problem.
I used to detest Real Housewives of New Jersey (having grown up there) – but this one might just be worse. At least a load mouthed Italian chick is sort of entertaining and has a nice rack. These spoilied little whores don’t even have that.
Rocky – just in case I may want to tune in this show-
Are you saying the little whores don’t have loud mouths and big tits or they have one but not the other –
Just for the record, if it ain’t big tits they have, then forget it
Which show?
Real House Wives of NJ – fake tits, big mouths.
Southern Charm – little boobs, small mouths.
Both shows – suck – but in only one do the girls – and it ain’t the one south of Virginia.
Cameran is pretty hot.
I have to admit. The other night I actually watched some of this show. It’s like southern charm LA style. A bunch of pimped out, spoiled little shits driving around in BMWs wearing white shirts and the obligatory SC rep tie, with their heads up their asses. Prissy little sluts who couldn’t outperform a dead horse in bed, who think going down means driving south of the Market, and basically spend their days driving back and forth of the danged bridge. Southern Chunks might be a better name for this dribble. Well at least I know what NOT to watch on TV. It brings a new meaning to the words Low Country.
Please. Stop.
Is he posing with a blow-up doll?
It’s a doll that blows.
FITS said: “We reached out to”…
To incorporate the neat-guido little language nuances the left invents as evidence to how boring they are…is the sure sign of an immature amateur….and a lack of talent…
It’s sad for you to have to admit that you got your A@@ kicked by an untalented immature amateur in the political blogging arena, huh Lawrence of Irmovia?
Tracking down rumors that you are the guy who used to play the weird, crappy magician “Abusa Ya Ya” on his surreally awful TV kids show in Columbia back in the 70s. Who, failing to topple Mr. Knowzit from his throne as local kid’s TV show king, finally gave up magic and TV to become the church music director who pimped out Jessica Hahn to Jim Bakker in the ’80s. Only to be fired from the church because that was his local preacher’s piece on the side right there, and she ended up getting all freaky and nasty like a “Wild Thing” with the late foul-mouthed comedian and former evangelist Sam Kinison, causing the preacher to shoot his wife after watching that video and seeing what he was missing out on that he used to poke in the rectory every evening and twice on Sundays. Hitting the sauce pretty hard, you thumbed a diesel (dyke) down, and Large Marge took your PeeWee ass to Oklahoma City, where you became that 3rd suspect in the Murrow Federal Building bombing. Barely escaping being caught by the feds, you somehow found your way back to Irmo, and have been holed up in the double-wide ever since. Black paper taped over the windows. Living on Ramen noodles, your own jizz, and generic Tang from the Dollar General, and plotting with another loser you’ve befriended named pogo to take over the world.
Coz yer … Pinkie and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain …
In your case adjust it to: “Reach-around”….LMAO…
PS: You’re like Obama…the more you fail…the more you just pour failure on top of more failure…
Buz, can you put all of that to music?
Pinkey and The Brain Theme Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_mPrhwpZ-8
The first part would be a mashup of Guthrie/Dylan talking blues folk music with retro mock-heroic They Might Be Giants style bombastic goofball geekarama kitsch.
“Caution – Genius at Work” …….. pretty good!
What?
“Tell Um Large Marge sent you.”
Does anyone really watch these twat waffles?
I heard from a good source that T-RAV and his baby mama where fighting last week in the Charleston Place Hotel Lobby. It got so out of hand, the cops were called.
Saw them at Hometeam BBQ once. Both shitfaced.
Drove off together.
Bitchy little troll, making up lies. Please, grow a set. And be gone.
Is Ravenel paying you by the post to WK for him?
a good source and you can only put it in a small comment section. Run with it with your source and all. My source said, you swallow loads
I confess…I totally enjoyed watching it…simply because I spent some of my happiest and most care free years youth roaming those beer and urine – drenched streets…
Yes, but one would assume that you actually matured and became a little more responsible in life because you used the word “spent”.
For most people, having kids ushers in a new phase of life. That doesn’t seem to be slowing these two down however.
There is something not quite right about the picture – the bow tie seems to be out of place – it doesn’t seem to fit in
Let me take another look – OK, I know what it is – the bow tie is perfect
It is his damn big fucking head – at least this is one Cockroach who will never hold up a liquor store – a stocking mask would only come down to his nose
He looks crazed. Like he’s been on a six-day run of booze and blow. Forget the hookers. Unless he’s got “the pump” or does the injections. That much blow in his system, he couldn’t get it up, even with Viagra. The dude is no way in recovery. Wouldn’t surprise me if he ended up in prison again.
Yep. He looks high. And, she looks bored as shit.
A jewelry store owner in Five Points called the police station to report a robbery. “You’ll never believe what happened, Sergeant. A truck backed up to my store, the doors opened, and an elephant came out. He broke my plate glass window, stuck his trunk in, sucked up all the jewelry, and climbed back into the truck. The doors closed and the truck pulled away.”
The Sergeant said, “Could you tell me, for identification purposes, whether it was an Indian elephant or an African elephant?”
“What’s the difference?” asked the jeweler.
“Well,” said the Sergeant, “an African elephant has great big ears
and an Indian elephant has little ears.”
“Come to think of it, I couldn’t see his ears,” said the jeweler. “He had
a stocking over his head.”
T-Rav: “What at a joke!!!!”
A gin-soaked, aging, immature, immoral, lecherous wannabe. Lusting after juxtaposed little girls…..He knows it all…and he wants the power to show how great he is, and how stupid everybody else is…
How dare he….LMAO……
Boz or t_Rav?
I think you got it. LMAO…as in the former.
You and pogo coordinate this shit on the phone, or what?
Worthless -inane – post.
You sure were throwing Taylor under the bus…until you saw some bikini pics, now you’re best friends on twitter.
I had already noticed she was hot before I allegedly threw her under the bus. Yeah, I was harsh toward her at first. But she honestly has impressed me, and the issue of standing up to sexual assaults is how she really caught my attention. The mouth-breathing faux moralist “Christians” of the GOP don’t seem to believe that a woman possibly CAN be raped (at least, not by a white boyfriend, husband or frat guy), but she doesn’t care about pleasing their ignorant, bigoted asses. That impresses me. She speaks up for what is right on that extremely important issue.
Check Carl’s post above. He defined you to a “T.”
Congrats. You’ve gone for copying MY posts to express yourself, to using someone else’s…
You’re still an empty-headed Dumb@$$…but at least you’re branching out in letting more people think for you….LMAO…
“Lecherous.” Now that’s the word that captures him perfectly, isn’t it?
Both of them…
I prefer “shameless strumpet” for Katherine.
I think Grand Tardo has a crush on you, Buz.
The horror …
THE HORROR!!!
His absence.
That poor baby.
TR is just wasting oxygen! What a complete spoiled brat who never had to work a day in his life. He really does deserve to get his ass-kicked.
Thomas did not inherit anything. He parents divorced and he made his money by working hard. You may not like him but quit lying, you bitchy internet troll.
teddy why don’t you kick his ass chicken shit teddy chicken shit teddy TR will knock you out like a bad habit. You don’t walk out of jail walking tall being a pussy. So teddy why don’t you tell him all this to his face
chicken shit teddy
Hogwash. He worked his butt off to get the money he has.
I want to read about our disgraced and fallen State treasurer Thomas Ravenel, drinking buddy of our present State treasurer Curtis Loftis. What a story they have told and more to come. Fits, where is your weekly “Praise the Lord and our savior Curtis Loftis rant?” Why is Curtis Loftis getting the silent treatment? You need to read and discuss with objectivity and honesty Senate bill S.527, since it directly addresses Curtis Loftis”s ineptitude and stupidity. Cannot fix stupid. and cannot buy intelligence. Curt needs to resign.
Please.
Loftis and Ravenel are friendly but not friends. Thomas told me they have not even seen each other in several years.
You trolls ought to quit whining like a bitch and grow a set.
Internet trolls are by definition emotional peasants. They look to obtain validation by appearing in the know, and try to gain stature by criticizing those far, far above them.
Trolls are little people, insignificant except for the imaginary importance they find in front of a computer screen. Their effort to gain stature is pathetic, and sadly, even they know that.
They are as you say, whinny little bitches. However, I would add that they are flaccid and puny whinny little bitches.
Thomas the shit on my paddock boots says hey!!! Matthew could give you 50 polo lessons and you will still be a negative 3!!!! U SUCK
Ouch
Nothing says “I’m tagging it” better than that shit eating grin…
She is like a little doll, but not attractive at all once the makeup comes off.
But she’s so classy when she’s got a cigarette hanging out of her mouth.
Dear Lord…I was thinking that look was more akin to Charlie Manson’s general countenance. Ten kinds of creepy, that.
lol….that look of his is like a lottery winner. It’s bordering on crazy.
I caught the show after it–T-Rav was embarrassingly shit faced. At some point that dude may want to realize not only is he a coke head, but a blubbering alcoholic as well.
Bla bla bla.
Jealous much?
It is shocking to me how many people display such jealousy. I could care less about TR and Co, but for people to get so worked up about it is beyond me.
I’d like to have his cash, but no, I’m not jealous of him or his fucked up lifestyle, no.
How would what I said possibly make you think that? Dude is shitfaced more than he is sober.
“Any fool who watches it is an idiot,”
“Any fool who would star in it is an idiot,” there, fixed it for you.
Much better!
I don’t think Thomas is trying too hard to cut ties with the show. He was on Andy Cohen’s after-show loving life and living large. He and Andy definitely have good chemistry and put on an entertaining show. Miss Dennis was in NYC with T-Rav, sitting in the audience.
As far as Southern Charm is concerned, the show is complete dribble — made up of faux-Charlestonians, white trash, and completely unsympathetic characters. The offensive mother Patricia is hateful and needs to return to wherever she came from. The restaurant owner sounds like a complete asshole. Shep seems to be the only character who isn’t an embarrassment to SC.
Don’t you say a word about Dame Patricia!!
Shep is a total embarrassment.
I volunteer to break his legs and fuck up his face.
“’Any fool who watches it is an idiot,’ Ravenel added.”
For once he’s right about something.
He’s doing everything he can to get off of it? Then why did he appear on the live “after show” the other night after the premiere?
Maybe he didn’t even know he was on the live show, did you see how hammered he was?!
Disappointed in T Rav — I thought it displayed him as a person who worked hard and had made some unwise choices in the past — and is owning his previous behavior. No one really bad mouthed him. If anything I thought he was quite interesting with interesting statements.
“Eyes big as golf balls we’ve been snorting” – Project Pat
Maybe Cameron didn’t want your business because you are such an asshole?