INDIAN GURU WANTS YOUR … NUTS?
|| By FITSNEWS || Four hundred followers of the so-called “guru in bling” – a.k.a. Gurmeet “Ram Rahim” Singh – have reportedly castrated themselves in an effort to get closer to God.
Which is the opposite of the Trent Reznor method of getting closer to God (NSFW: here) … not to mention a contradiction of the Love Guru’s teachings (Mariska Hargitay, y’all).
“They [the victims] were told that only those who get castrated will be able to meet God,” an attorney for one of the victims told The Sydney Morning Herald.
According to victims who spoke with the paper, the castrations began around 2000 and “were carried out by doctors at a hospital run by Ram Rahim’s Dera Sacha Sauda organisation in his ancestral village in the state of Rajasthan.”
Ouch …
We hear the guru is pretty popular over in India (with as many as 50 million followers), but last time we checked any religion requiring its converts to cough up their genitalia is probably one to avoid.
Oh well, for more on the “guru,” here’s a peek at his new movie …
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(Vid: Via)
Yeah … we wouldn’t recommend any of our male readers cutting off their junk for that guy.
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This guy won’t be signing up:
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Dissatisfied with the results he got from his family doctor, the balding man sought out alternative treatment for his hair loss. A friend referred him to a scientist who had been testing a chemical that showed great promise. Within a week after taking the recommended dosage, hair began to grow uncontrollably all over his body. The suddenly hirsute fellow returned to see the scientist.
“What the hell did you give me?” he demanded.
“It was DNA from a woolly mammoth.”
“Aha,” the hairy man exclaimed. “That would explain the size of my balls!”
Living in beautiful SC is close enough to God for TBG, thank you.
If he wants Michael Haley’s balls, he’ll have to ask Nikki for them. That, or steal her purse.
This guy is fucking nuts!
He looks like a young Cheech with a bushy beard.
Great Trailer!
Now *THAT’S* how to be God’s messenger. Jesus could have taken a few lessons from this guy and his marketing team.
HE WANTS OUR NUTS???
QUICK!
Someone hide ‘Tango!
Did he cut off his balls?