Castration: “You Get Me Closer To God”
INDIAN GURU WANTS YOUR … NUTS? || By FITSNEWS || Four hundred followers of the so-called ̶You must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
INDIAN GURU WANTS YOUR … NUTS? || By FITSNEWS || Four hundred followers of the so-called ̶You must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
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This guy won’t be signing up:
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Dissatisfied with the results he got from his family doctor, the balding man sought out alternative treatment for his hair loss. A friend referred him to a scientist who had been testing a chemical that showed great promise. Within a week after taking the recommended dosage, hair began to grow uncontrollably all over his body. The suddenly hirsute fellow returned to see the scientist.
“What the hell did you give me?” he demanded.
“It was DNA from a woolly mammoth.”
“Aha,” the hairy man exclaimed. “That would explain the size of my balls!”
Living in beautiful SC is close enough to God for TBG, thank you.
If he wants Michael Haley’s balls, he’ll have to ask Nikki for them. That, or steal her purse.
This guy is fucking nuts!
He looks like a young Cheech with a bushy beard.
Great Trailer!
Now *THAT’S* how to be God’s messenger. Jesus could have taken a few lessons from this guy and his marketing team.
HE WANTS OUR NUTS???
QUICK!
Someone hide ‘Tango!
Did he cut off his balls?