WHERE THE PARTY AT? “REPUBLICANS” WANNA KNOW …
|| By FITSNEWS || Are we in Washington, D.C. for this weekend’s big Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC)? Um, no. But we’re getting all sorts of fun images and intel from the event …
And no, this is not another story about how CPAC’s lily-white organizers can’t tell black people apart. Or another boring issues article about the 2016 presidential candidates.
Because what fun would those sorts of stories be? Anyway, we’ve been receiving reports of massive quantities of hot air emanating from the gathering – which kicked off earlier this week at a temperature of 23 degrees.
“The other interesting issue is the number of underage college kids being served mass quantities of alcohol at the open bars at the receptions,” one of our moles told us.
Whoa … interesting. Of course not as interesting as the Yik Yak anonymous chat app that’s affiliated with the event. Or some of the Craigslist postings.
Anyway, here’s some funny images/ screen captures we’ve been sent from CPAC …
Enjoy!
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^ LET IT SNOW?
^ WOOKIN’ PA NUB …
^ WHERE THE PARTY AT?
^ IMPORTANT PEOPLE …
^ SOUTH CAROLINA REPRESENT …
^ WHERE THE PARTY AT (AGAIN)?
^ HERE THE PARTY AT …
^ PRETTY CARPET …
^ RANDOM MUSINGS …
^ MORE RANDOM MUSINGS …
^ CARLY FIORINA IS NOT IMPRESSED …
^ NEITHER IS BOBBY JINDAL …
Got something fun from CPAC to share? Email us …
30 comments
That little brown guy from Louisiana doesn’t look too happy to be there.
The little Muslim from Kenya doesn’t look happy to be in the wHite House.
Your point?
He’s just pissed that I’m not fond of the choice of drapes…
Really…I bet he’d slap the F*#k out of your liberal @$$ and tell you to STFU, if you said that to his face…
I heard him interviewed yesterday…and he would pi$$ all over you effeminate and dull little liberals…who think you’re brilliant w/ your lame Colbert-wannabe imitations…then kick your slimey @$$#$ out the door…
You’re passe, weak and the example of failure and stupidity…and everybody gets it BUT you…and the Dumb@$$ media that props up you insufferable F*#king little dolts……
Now have a blessed day… (:
I’d like for that effeminate little bitch to try to slap me. I’d give the little Eastern bastard a Clarendon County bitch-slap that soap wouldn’t wash off.
Liberals, like you, are arrogant, aggressive and assuming. And you have had total control of the federal government for a long time.
You are also lazy, stupid, un-sober, prejudiced, vengeful, flippant, immoral and disrespectful.
And I don’t think you have ANY idea of the level of rage and anger you have provoked from the responsible, accountable and decent people who BUILD this country.
When it turns, expect it to be ferocious. And no amount of demands to respect “minority rights” or whining about bullies will save you. We trusted you and gave in to you. You have – in turn – proven to be corrupt, unholy, racist, ignoble, degenerate, hateful, dishonest and lascivious…. You have no admirable characteristics.
Your punishment is LONG overdue and it will be harsh. The penalty will be severely just. Do not be surprised, but I bet you will be…
Go Sarah Palin!!!
Yeah, Obama sucks. Why back in 2008, he only won because, well, I guess a majority of people voted for him over the conservative couple of John McCain and Sarah Palin. Yeah, but then in 2010 the GOP won the House, and things started to, well, not really change at all. And Obama was able to hold on to the Senate in 2010, and 2012 because, well, most people voted for the Dems. Darn. And then in 2012, well we fixed Obama, and Romney came, with Grand Tango’s support, and, well, most people didn’t vote for Romney either because he’s sorta wierd and people like Obama. Finally, when the majority of open Senate seats was in southern Red Neck states we manaegd to get the Senate back, hurray. But it’s looking like either way we can’t govern, we’re fighting within out GOP and heck, we can’t even fund DHS. Bush is looking to be a real bust, with people booing him and Hannity – the great one. I guess we’re just screwed again. Always a bride’s maid, never a bride.
And then finally you were able to contort your body and suck your own dick.
Your candidate is HILARY – Lily-White-Privileged -Clinton..Dumb@$$…
Hate based on your perceived racism…is not only the weak-@$$ cliche that defines you…you’re F*#king WRONG…
You seem to have a lot of anger issues.
When you look at the F*#king mess the Democrats have made of our country…you’d have the be a complete-idiot, brainless F*#k – like you – not to be mad as H#!!….
You should be at CPAC with the rest of the tin foils, what are you doing in the trailer? I would say you should be there and live blogging, but your “blog” failed…miserably. And it’s cute to see your fake love for Jindal. You must be playing make believe like you do with Nikki. We know you like your candidates old, white, homophobic, and batshit crazy.
I’m really not as interesting as your obsession would indicate. You’re really wasting your life being consumed with me.
When the ignorant engage themselves, they just can’t let go, no matter how stupid you look. LMAO…
How’s that GOP controlled Congress work in’ out?
It’s proving that we have to get the White House to fix the F*#king mess you’ve made….to overcome the vetoes (see Keystone)….
Hope that educates you to some degree…Dumb@$$…
Hahahhaha!! A while back you were stating how Obama was going to get his ass kicked by the new Congress…well, at least YOU learned something. Lol…
Hillary said she’ll see you in ’16, Buttercup.
The Congress has delivered some blows, as has a Texas judge…. But to completely turn this mess around, and begin the healing, we’ll have to get the White House…Dumb@$$…I’ve always believed that. Still do…
You should be ashamed for bragging about the destruction of your country, and the suffering of so many Americans…you heartless piece of liberal S#!t….
Tell ‘ em daddy…WE delivered some blows all right!
That’s a great pic of a work out supplement lol. You guys got trolled
Are the Liberal-Tarians holding a conference…???
Or did they cancel it since there are no longer any phone booths left to hold the nation’s Nutjob Party???…LMAO…D@*n cellular technology……Hahahaha…
Nut-job party? Look at the fools running on the GOP ticket…
I beat you to it Dumb-@$$..
Are y’all not aware of how lazy and dull you look when the best you can do is just repeat what I post?
If Curtis Loftis is at CPAC then beware of a Craiglist post seeking a young man of college age or former military age that is well hung to come assist him with his needs.
That’s pretty messed up. Reminds me of how gross he acts when he’s around young boys. He gets all flirty and blushed.
The Bible says it well:
Hatred stirs up strife, but love covers all offenses.
Hatred and envy the love of money have taken over a few people and is damning them to hell. It is so sad, but they have free will.
Hatred stirs up strife, but love covers all offenses.
Lies of a deceiver have little effect on those other than the liar whose utterances send his soul to hell.
How easily the filth runs of the tongue of the liar. The sin is easy, it builds from inadequacy, greed, envy and jealousy.
Your lying soul must be in terror from the eternity you will spend in hell. Chose Christ and repent. Join the living, not the dead.
“Daily Beast retracts story on Scott Walker” – from Politico ;>}
(BTW: FITs is not the only web snooze-paper to be hacked today.)
They cannot distinguish the black people, one from another? They didn’t grow up in Charleston like me. I can distinguish blacks better than whites.