National Politics - 2016

Iowa: Donald Trump Is Staffing Up

“YOU’RE HIRED!” MOGUL SAYS TO TOP HAWKEYE STAFFER || By FITSNEWS || Billionaire real estate mogul and reality TV star Donald Trump is getting serious in early-voting Iowa – hiring one of the state’s top political talents to manage his 2016 political aspirations in the state. According to nationally syndicated…

“YOU’RE HIRED!” MOGUL SAYS TO TOP HAWKEYE STAFFER

|| By FITSNEWS || Billionaire real estate mogul and reality TV star Donald Trump is getting serious in early-voting Iowa – hiring one of the state’s top political talents to manage his 2016 political aspirations in the state.

According to nationally syndicated talk show host Steve Deace, Trump has hired Chuck Laudner – described by Deace as “the top conservative organizer” in the state.

“Laudner’s resume is impeccable, including Rick Santorum’s upset win in Iowa four years ago,” Deace reported.  “Laudner is very selective about who he goes to work for, and not the mercenary type.  So even though Trump is willing to pay top dollar, that alone wouldn’t be enough to get Laudner to say no to the other options he had on the table.”

Including Santorum, presumably …

“Translation: Trump is going to make a serious play for the presidency after all, because there’s no way Laudner would sign on to a dog-and-pony show,” Deace concluded.

Trump paid his second visit in as many months to early voting South Carolina last weekend … receiving a replica Revolutionary War musket from The Citadel Republican Society in Charleston, S.C.  “The Donald” recently told Fox News his presidential interest was “much more than five” on a scale of one to ten.  He has also said he intends to announce his decision no later than June of this year.

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17 comments

1689 February 25, 2015 at 8:55 am

As they say: “Everyone has a price.”

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SC Political Groupies February 25, 2015 at 8:56 am

Looks like Laudner is as easily bought and paid for as FitsNews. Donald is super duper, totally serious this time. For real. Totally not using ANOTHER election cycle to shamelessly promote himself.

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Try harder February 25, 2015 at 8:58 am

Glad to see Will doesn’t take the republican field for president seriously, either. These satire pieces are sort of funny, I guess?

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brain injured lesbian February 25, 2015 at 9:25 am

Who takes Hillary seriously? She won’t hit 47% in 2016-unless Mexico is allowed to vote.

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Try harder February 25, 2015 at 9:51 am

OK. Have fun voting for Trump.

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mamatiger92 February 25, 2015 at 1:04 pm

Afternoon, Flip.

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Never be President February 25, 2015 at 9:00 am

“Laudner’s resume is impeccable, including Rick Santorum….” HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!! Now, that is funny!

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Buz Martin February 25, 2015 at 9:41 am

Not just funny. Absolutely hilarious!

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Birds of a feather February 27, 2015 at 9:28 am

Not as funny as Will’s résumé. Sanford, TRav. Just pissed myself….

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The Great Googily Moogily February 25, 2015 at 9:05 am

i wonder if this is really a play for the VP nomination, just trying to show to the more traditional candidates that hes serious. i wouldnt mind a Walker(or Paul)/Trump ticket

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Derp level 11 February 25, 2015 at 9:22 am

Walker/Trump in 2016. Why not go full derp? Palin/Trump in 2016! That’s the ticket!

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Derp it to the limit! February 25, 2015 at 9:33 am

Why can’t the republican party put up someone who does not look like a complete moron for once?

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Buz Martin February 25, 2015 at 9:45 am

He’s hardly a moron. He’s just a major asshole.

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Buz Martin February 25, 2015 at 9:44 am

That’s what Palin suggested to Jerry Seinfeld, in the “question from the audience” segment of the SNL 40th Anniversary special.

Seinfeld spoke for all comedians, everywhere, when he responded: “You’re just teasing us, now, Sarah!”

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Squishy123 February 25, 2015 at 9:38 am

More man-love for The Donald from Will. I’m guessing The Donald has an awesome collection of high dollar women’s shoes and is promising Will a key to the closet if he give his a little positive publicity.

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Rocky February 25, 2015 at 11:03 am

A Trump candidacy would not be helpful to the GOP. Particularly if the Donald won a couple of no-where primaries. People would simply look at the GOP primary, and say, “Well the loonies are out on the lawn again” and not give serious consideration to real candidates like Bush, Rubio and Walker. Those real candidates (though Walker is just walking dead meat because he has no college degree) would be tarnished as part of the clown car. Hurray for Cruz.

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okay February 25, 2015 at 11:23 am

If you work for Rick Santorum… and Donald trump… and say you’re selective about who you work with… someone needs to be honest with himself.

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