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WHITHER, GLOBAL WARMING? || By FITSNEWS || There’s another federal government shutdown in Washington, D.C. – except this one has nothing to do with “Republicans” and Democrats bickering at the margins of America’s imminent fiscal collapse. This time the culprit is “Winter Storm Octavia” – which is blasting the American…

WHITHER, GLOBAL WARMING?

|| By FITSNEWS || There’s another federal government shutdown in Washington, D.C. – except this one has nothing to do with “Republicans” and Democrats bickering at the margins of America’s imminent fiscal collapse.

This time the culprit is “Winter Storm Octavia” – which is blasting the American mid-Atlantic and northeast this week (in the aftermath of several previous storms and in advance of a wicked cold front).

Washington declared a “snow emergency” (snowmergency?) at 7:00 a.m. EST on Tuesday – closing federal offices for all non-essential employees (which brings us back to our original shutdown point: If they’re non-essential, they shouldn’t have jobs).  D.C. schools have also been closed and hundreds of flights in and out of the nation’s capital have been cancelled.

In fact our GOP columnist Taylor Brown is currently stuck at Reagan National airport (stay warm, girlfriend).

Up and down the east coast the inclement weather has economists recalling last year’s winter blasts … which sent the economy into a free fall.

Will it happen again?  And if so … what will the global warming Nazis say? 

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88 comments

Free Pancakes February 17, 2015 at 9:29 am

Global warming predicts extreme weather events such as this. Saying global warming is false because of a snow storm is like saying a global food shortage is false because IHOP is giving away free pancakes.

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Losers February 17, 2015 at 9:39 am

We’re dealing with people who choose to live in SC. And they aren’t even educated elderly people from the north east.

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The Colonel February 17, 2015 at 9:42 am

Global food shortage is false because we have plenty of food. There may be areas where famine is prevalent but the solution to the problem is simple – move your dumb ass to where the food is.

Saying that “climate change” is man made is both false and the height of hubris.

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I Hate You February 17, 2015 at 9:49 am

You’re another fucktard. No wonder the US military is going to shit.

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Global Brain Shortage February 17, 2015 at 9:51 am

I eat fairly well therefore global food shortage doesn’t exist.

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FastEddy23 February 17, 2015 at 10:01 am

What’s the price of a Happy Meal now?

Ethiopian Happy Meal February 17, 2015 at 10:04 am

If you’re an Ethiopian, any meal is a happy meal.

FastEddy23 February 18, 2015 at 12:42 pm

Ethiopia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethiopia

Food is always problematic when the g’ment is socialist and Fascistic with a touch of draconian despotism … and the food chain starts at the top with the party members in power.

“All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.”

my favorite RINO February 17, 2015 at 9:55 am

Relax dude.The Colonel don’t deserve that.

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The Colonel February 17, 2015 at 10:38 am

Going to shit?!?! I’ve been in more than 30 years, it was that way when I got here.

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lulz February 17, 2015 at 12:46 pm

lulz…that’s some funny shit right there.

I wonder who the new psycho troll is wandering about.

vicupstate February 17, 2015 at 9:52 am

And you base ‘climate change is false’ based on what scientific evidence? Talk about hubris.

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NEXT! February 17, 2015 at 9:54 am

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FastEddy23 February 18, 2015 at 12:53 pm

I’m shocked! … Shocked to discover that Al Gore’s Church of the Fear of Global Warming has been lying to media all of this time.

BTW: Has anyone seen the footage of Al Gore’s camera crew killing that Polar Bear … herding into the open ocean where it would drown.

The Colonel February 17, 2015 at 10:19 am

No one said climate change wasn’t occurring – just as it has throughout the existence of the world.

You didn’t start it, you cant stop it – nor would you want to because of the “law of unintended consequences”.

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Sarah Failin February 17, 2015 at 9:26 pm

The Colonel: “Saying that “climate change” is man made is both false and the height of hubris.”

The problem, Colonel, is that the paleo record we have now reconstructed reasonably well shows that over the last 20 k years, CO_2 and temps have moved in tandem (go up or down) together. And man has made CO_2 higher….look up Mauna Loa record. Its an easy call that temps will go higher.

I expect such things out of Tango, not you.

The Colonel February 17, 2015 at 10:05 pm

My undergrad degree is in marine science. We can establish the exact location of ancient shorelines throughout history – no conjecture, the fossil record shows the locations within a mile or so. The record clearly shows that Earth’s shore lines have moved dramatically over time – at some periods in relatively short order and at other periods over eons. Climate change is a very real thing.

The issue is causation. Your reference to the Keelling Curve from the Mauna Loa data estrablishes one thing – temperature has increased with CO2 concentration – just as it has for at least 5 cycles with almost exactly the same rapid ascent in temp and CO2 – I’ll reference this chart from wiki of the Vostock Ice Core reconstruction: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Vostok_Petit_data.svg

I guess it was the dinosaur SUVs that caused the identical curve 140,000 years ago to the one occurring today? (identical in magnitude and elevation)

Krakatoa all by its lonesome self changed global air temperatures by three degrees C and surface seas temps by 2 degrees C for more than two years and yet – the Earth rapidly (over a ten year period) re-balanced itself.

Climate change is undoubtedly occurring – but you have nothing to do with it. If you want something else to really worry about (that you also can’t do anything about) worry about pole shifts, they occur far more frequently than Vostock cycles, we’re about due and they will have far greater effects on our delicate electronically controlled world.

FastEddy23 February 18, 2015 at 12:50 pm
vicupstate February 19, 2015 at 10:18 am

So the collective actions of 7 billion people never has and never will impact the climate in any way?

Exactly what percentage of all natural history has there been that level of population coupled with the level of industrialization we have had in the last 100 or so years?

Hubris of the Rubus February 17, 2015 at 9:57 am

Saying that climate change can’t be caused by man is the height of human arrogance.

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perverted pollution February 17, 2015 at 10:01 am

cow farts and gay sex…

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Flip's Fetishes February 17, 2015 at 10:05 am

Flip’s jerkin’ it as we speak.

FastEddy23 February 17, 2015 at 10:03 am

Stick that hockey stick where the Sun don’t shine = You have a fat ass the size of a globe.

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blame gore February 17, 2015 at 10:25 am

Al Gore started it when he invented the internet.

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The Colonel February 17, 2015 at 10:26 am

Yeah, if we dropped nukes down the vents of all major active volcanoes we might alter the climate for 10 – 12 years, then the Earth would take over and begin to regulate itself again. Krakatoa’s eruption caused a 3 degree cooling for about 2 years and chaotic weather patterns for another 8 or so.

Do you not get that Sandhills Mall out in northeast Columbia was once “at the beach” – and it was only 16,000 years ago that the beach was 200 miles further east of where it is now?

Follow the money – who wants to control your behavior?

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r u Jesus? February 17, 2015 at 10:29 am

Colonel I may just start drinking in the morning if you keep pontificating in such a brilliant and mosaic tenor.

The Colonel February 17, 2015 at 10:40 am

“…I may start drinking in the morning…”

Why stop?

FastEddy23 February 18, 2015 at 12:58 pm

Yes! Definitely a Fascist plot to pad the expense accounts of the global worms. … And how many college co-ed populated cruise ships does NOAA have now?

FastEddy23 February 18, 2015 at 12:56 pm

?? Perhaps one should not use big words that one does not fully understand. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c4XPVPJwBY&index=2&list=PLHSoxioQtwZcqdt3LK6d66tMreI4gqIC-

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Bible Thumper February 17, 2015 at 10:20 am

That funny. Global warming predicts everything and anything. Hotest decade in two millennia, yet the sky hasn’t fallen. Agricultural production continues to rise, mild hurricane season. New York City and Florida are still above water.

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Free Pancakes February 17, 2015 at 10:43 am

The models also predict that the shit’s not going to hit the fan until about 150 years from now and at our present rate the Earth will not be fit for human life about 1000 years from now. Global warming does not predict Florida should be under water by now. Maybe a little education on the subject before you make ignorant comments would be helpful?

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Bible Thumper February 17, 2015 at 11:07 am

I predict that in 150 years, we’ll all be dead.

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Grandkids are Screwed February 17, 2015 at 11:22 am

Yah, fuck whoever is alive 150 years from now, not my problem!

FastEddy23 February 18, 2015 at 1:12 pm

… same for the government debt … In 2115 a Happy Meal will cost $12,000 bucks, but who cares, its only money.

Free Pancakes February 17, 2015 at 11:31 am

Right, that’s a terrific reason to ignore problems. To Hell with people who come after us.

‘Merica!!

The Colonel February 17, 2015 at 11:38 am

““The threat of a new ice age must now stand alongside nuclear war as a likely source of wholesale death and misery for mankind.” Nigel Calder, Earth Day 1969

Calder was a true believer in climate change – who realized that the process was being co-opted by people and governments with agendas. He ultimately published The Great Global Warming Swindle.

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FastEddy23 February 18, 2015 at 1:10 pm

The Coming Solar Cycle(s) … Ahhhhh we’re all gonna die!

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southmauldin February 17, 2015 at 10:22 am

People who mock global warming by writing articles such as this are the same people who consider Taylor Brown to be a columnist of any sort.

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southmoron February 17, 2015 at 10:23 am

Why don’t you write something dumbass liberal and put your real name on it?

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Irony February 17, 2015 at 11:21 am

Why don’t you write something dumbass conservative and put your real name on it?

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irony of a dipshit February 17, 2015 at 11:44 am

Where do apply?

southmauldin February 17, 2015 at 12:39 pm

I have no time to write a blog, must less an article to the local paper. I run a business that takes most of my time. I also have other interests. This gives me an educated though not always intelligent worldview of life. Miss Brown may think that her writings are educated and cutting-edge, but most twenty-somethings who graduated from college last year that have no relevant experience in the real world have the same outlook. I hope that Will is sleeping with her, because otherwise there is no other reason to cheapen this blog with the vapid musings of some political wannabe.

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You Know My Name February 17, 2015 at 11:35 am

I don’t consider her drivel worth the electricty it takes to make those little clusters of liquid crystal bunch together to form letters and words on my screen.

Neither do I consider the hysteria over man-made climate change to be worth that electricty. The world has gone through cycles of hot, cold, and everything in between, long before man learned how to seriously pollute the air or anything else. Volcanoes belch out more carbon and crap into the atmosphere than does man in any given year.

Man-made climate change is just another tax scam the Gore and Obama camps have come up with to further tax yhe little guy and keep the economy fucked up.

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Fucked Up Planet February 17, 2015 at 9:29 am

The planet is becoming overly populated. Natural resources are strained. Quality of life is getting worst. The USA is going to crash because of greed and corruption.

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Victorious Secret February 17, 2015 at 9:30 am

That is one of the more naive statements I’ve read in some time. Congratulations!

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Free Pancakes February 17, 2015 at 9:38 am

And your mother is a slut.

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Bible Thumper February 17, 2015 at 10:02 am

Fucked Up Planet, quit the internet, don’t listen to the news, everything will be OK.

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Pyromaniac February 17, 2015 at 10:12 am

Just burn down more rainforest, we’ll get through this!

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Blog collapse February 17, 2015 at 9:34 am

This has to be THE dumbest, non-essential article yet. It is interesting to see how fucking depressing SC seems to it’s inhabitants compared to other parts of the country. Oh well…

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You Need Anger Management February 17, 2015 at 9:35 am

Only in your deranged and hateful mind.

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G February 17, 2015 at 9:36 am

yes. that poster is mental for sure. Bet they bitch about every little thing in life.

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Blog collapse February 17, 2015 at 9:38 am

Thanks for reinforcing my point, dummy.

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You're An Asshole February 17, 2015 at 9:43 am

Stop posting back and forth to yourself, asshole.

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Flip Tango February 17, 2015 at 9:44 am

How else will I find companionship?

Free Pancakes February 17, 2015 at 9:39 am

That poster has issues. Send them to a psychiatrist.

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Blog collapse February 17, 2015 at 9:41 am

It’s Flip. He’s a geriatric troll that lives here.

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Sad sack February 17, 2015 at 9:45 am

“It is interesting to see how fucking depressing SC seems to it’s inhabitants”

How sad is your life that you find that interesting?

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Nonsensical Article Olympics February 17, 2015 at 10:13 am

Sit down, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet!

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dumb people February 17, 2015 at 9:36 am

Do people in the USA know what global means?

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Free Pancakes February 17, 2015 at 9:40 am

Just bend over and grab your ankles, prepare to be probed.

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dumb people February 17, 2015 at 9:42 am

Nice to hear from a typical American. Why is everything about conspiracies and gay sex acts with you people?

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GrandTangass February 17, 2015 at 9:44 am

When you are dead, nobody will miss you.

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That's Not True February 17, 2015 at 10:07 am

The Koch brothers love their useful idiots very much.

Dictionaries for Dummies February 17, 2015 at 10:01 am

Global means a small specific location that fits my narrative, screw you!

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GrandTango February 17, 2015 at 9:40 am Reply
Free Pancakes February 17, 2015 at 9:41 am

How long ago were you released from prison?

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Swamp Fox February 17, 2015 at 9:43 am

Stupidity isn’t a crime in SC. It’s a virtue.

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Swamp Thing Is No Fox February 17, 2015 at 9:46 am

Your comment wins the Pecker Jerk Award of the Day.

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Swamp Fox February 17, 2015 at 11:32 am

You can read? And you live in SC? You must be like a god or something there.

Torch February 17, 2015 at 9:52 am

Can’t find GrandTango any where on Huffington Post.

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GrandTango February 17, 2015 at 9:54 am

Most stupid F*#ks usually are left in the dark…LMAO…hence the irony… (: …

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say what? February 17, 2015 at 10:04 am

You must not read FITS.

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Saluda Rapids February 17, 2015 at 10:39 am

You can him on the defunct SCPSD (RIP: 10/2014 to 12/2014)

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they are going insane! February 17, 2015 at 10:00 am

Oh my!!! My ‘sources’ just informed me Rocky just shit his pants at the Rotary meeting and Boz broke a nail after seeing this.

Nice posts.

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GrandTango February 17, 2015 at 11:54 am

LMAO….
And: FINALLY someone stood up to the Hideous Tyrant…!!!!

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Dumbass Alert February 17, 2015 at 9:48 am

It snows, therefore global warming does not exist! Gosh I’m a genius!

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FastEddy23 February 17, 2015 at 9:58 am

… And about time, too.

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Fuck Ilegal Aliens February 17, 2015 at 10:20 am

Outrage: Border Patrol Ordered To Release All Illegal Alien Drunk Drivers: “Allow Them to Go On Their Way”

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Fuck Colonial Aliens February 17, 2015 at 11:20 am

If only Native Americans could have kept your illegal ancestors’ asses out.

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S. Hawkins February 17, 2015 at 10:38 am

… what will the global warming Nazis say?
They’ll say to look at a GLOBE and not at a map of the Beltway once in a while. There are huge swaths of the northern hemisphere currently having abnormally warm weather with little or no precipitation.

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Will Folks February 17, 2015 at 1:10 pm

Taylor, if you’re in D.C. looking for a job don’t bother. Agreeing to write for me is essentially career suicide. And I already told you I don’t offer benefits so stop asking!

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Tick Tock February 17, 2015 at 2:26 pm

Your a Troll and Cloner – Your days are numbered. You are going to be arrested.

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Will Folks February 17, 2015 at 2:39 pm

Hmm…satirical free speech, yep definitely a crime. Go back to HS, take a civics class and learn about the first amendment.

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Will Folks February 17, 2015 at 3:06 pm

Oh wait you meant “I” will be arrested. Then yes you in fact are correct given the high rate of recidivism among domestic abusers.

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RHood2 February 17, 2015 at 3:57 pm

Sydney NSW, Australia
Wednesday 7:00 AM
Mostly Sunny
75
°F | °C
Precipitation: 0%
Humidity: 69%
Wind: 3 mph
Temperature
Precipitation
Wind

75 degrees at 7 in the morning. BRRRR! Chilly down there on the part of the globe that’s actually tilted closer to the sun more than our hemisphere.
When it comes to science, I can safely say that the vast majority of you educated in SC public high schools didn’t learn jack, if this conclusion is the best you can reach.

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FastEddy23 February 18, 2015 at 11:46 pm

That’s ’cause they are upside down.

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FastEddy23 February 18, 2015 at 12:33 pm

Due to the “bad” weather, the entire Washington DC Gruberment is now Shut Down!

ALL “Non-essential” Gruberment employees have been ordered not to show up for work for the duration of this “bad” snow storm … but they will be paid.

This could go on for days … hopefully.

Did anyone notice?

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FastEddy23 February 18, 2015 at 11:45 pm

Global Worms laid off? Not!

“Never in history has increasing taxes changed the weather.”

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