A LOT …
|| By FITSNEWS || He may not think much of women (allegedly referring to them as “lesser cuts of meat“), but S.C. Senator Thomas Corbin – a “Republican” from Travelers Rest, S.C. – loves him some chicken.
Especially Chick-fil-A “sammiches.”
That’s a “cut of meat” he’s apparently more than okay with …
As soon as this website published Corbin’s bizarre comments about women – offered at a legislative dinner earlier this week – our inbox was lit up with reports on his affinity for the sandwiches. Specifically, we were told of an incident last spring in which the rotund “Republican” feasted on the tender filets – consuming “mass quantities” on his own and even poaching a leftover “sammich” that then-Senate president John Courson was saving for his dinner.
Now that’s a weighty appetite, people …
“Last year during the budget process, the Senate had Chick-fil-A sandwiches brought in during a working lunch,” a Senate source explained to FITS. “Not only did Corbin grab multiple sandwiches with both hands, he later asked Courson if he could have the sandwich (that) Courson was saving for dinner.”
A Senator who witnessed Corbin’s binge eating confirmed the report …
“That is true – Courson had put the sandwich in the fridge and Corbin went and got it,” the Senator told FITS.
Ha! Now that’s dedication … although Corbin better watch out in the event Barack Obama is successful in getting a “fat tax” passed.
“From the looks of him, dude could do with some lesser cuts of meat,” one source told FITS.
HA!
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’tis no man, ’tis a remorseless eating machine
Ha! +1 to you
Aaarrrrrrr…
I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs…
and to you too! +1
He stole food from Senator Courson, this man has no shame.
Do we insure this fat sum-beeech?
If you think these people are bad, think about the pepole who elect them.
Definitely a slow news day.
One of those “Republicans” that make me use that soft spot on the wall of my office to beat my head and ask, What were these jerks thinking ? I have a wife of 43 years that would “take issue” with his statement. LOL
The guy seems to be a Senator Graham type, hiding amongst the sheep. If you know what I mean.
Hey, he’s a darling of the Spartanburg Tea Party – just like his asshole buddy Lee Bright!!!!!!!
They are the ones who voted him in office so you have noone but the far right who are in your court (by way of your party taking the rightwing nuts in) to blame.
Only in gov’t could someone be so unattractive and lacking in marketable skills while having two smiling, semi-hot chicks on either side of him.
This is the Liberal-Tarian way. They will invade people’s personal lives to try to take them down using gossip…
It’s pretty low and filthy. And if someone were to do it to them, they’d protest mightily…
Is that you, GrandTango? No CAPITAL letters . No $ymb?ls.
Sensible. Sensitive. ?????
If they ever get in a “fat tax”, we’re all fucked!
Shocking…a big fat white misogynist elected to office in SC? Who’d a thunk it.
What I want to know is how did he get them away from Rick Quinn? Was Rick out in the hallway waiting for the Krispy Kreme truck to arrive?
Their chicken sandwiches are awful.You can find better at any chain. Hardee’s is my fave.
I thought smoked sausages were your fav?
Nah.I’m a top.A big cheese and beef manicotti is more my style.
You ever cut a hole in a watermelon and warm it up in the oven?
lol, no-I’ll have to try that sometime.
I once hit a woman over a chick-fil-la sandwich.
Corbin’s “my” Senator (NE Greenville & NW Spartanburg counties) due to a “Switch-a-roo caused by his buddy Lee Bright – two of a kind if there ever were!!!
Corbin couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel and as useful as tits on a boar hog.
And Bright is one of the main reasons he won…well that and lying about his female opponent to everyone who would listen.
Between them, Bright and Corbin might have a half functioning brain.
I hope this swine keeps eating and eating and eating as quickly as possible… preferably as much deep-fried stuff as he can get his pudgy fingers on.