ACTOR JUMPS THE SHARK WITH BIZARRE VIDEO RANT
|| By FITSNEWS || We had no idea about the beef between actor Randy Quaid and … well, everybody … but it’s apparently pretty intense, and has recently jumped to a level of insanity that could very well be one of the signs of the apocalypse.
The 64-year-old brother of actor Dennis Quaid and star of movies like Independence Day and Christmas Vacation (who was nominated for an Academy Award way back in 1973), believes there is a group called “Star Whackers” out to kill him and his wive, Evi Quaid.
This obsession – and other related insanity – has led the Quaids to a string of run-ins with the law as well as myriad financial issues, and in 2010 they fled to Canada to avoid some of the charges filed against them.
Currently they are suing U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry over a passport issue – while simultaneously claiming Village Roadshow Pictures CEO Bruce Berman stole their home. Randy Quaid also says his legal troubles are the result of a “police media corruption” conspiracy involving Warner Brothers and TMZ.com.
How do we know all this? Because Quaid levels these – and other allegations – in a bizarre two-and-a-half minute video rant.
“Evi and I have been put through a living hell – a living hell of biblical proportion,” he says as his wife – wearing a bikini and a pair of aviator sunglasses – reclines on a mattress behind him.
Quaid’s conspiracy-laced video venting would have been uncomfortably awkward enough … but about halfway through he instructs his wife to don a mask of News Corporation CEO Rupert Murdoch, at which point he engages in sexual intercourse with her while the couple’s dog enters the room and begins barking loudly.
No really … that happens.
It is … simply put … the craziest video ever. And yes, that link we just provided for your, um, edification is #NSFW.
“You wanna f*ck me, Rupert?” Quaid asks before mounting his Murdoch-masked wife from behind. “Well, I’m gonna f*ck you.”
And yes, as if all of this wasn’t sufficiently unsettling, Quaid screams out his signature “I’m baaaaaaack” line from Independence Day at the, um, “climactic” moment of the clip.
Wow … just, wow.
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Crazy people are entertaining from afar.
wow, just wow – makes more sense that the conference call I’m sitting in on…
How does one spell Methaqualone in Hollywood
Quaidalude – one dose and you are fucked for life
California……..Land of the Fruits and Nuts. Anyone on here bitching about SC needs a tour of duty out there to gain a little perspective. They have plenty of white trash rednecks to go along with those whackado Liberals in case you get homesick.
Gain what perspective? On how shitty it is here, and how much better it could be? I went to San Diego for a week, the beaches are better than Myrtle, the public transportation is more advanced (didn’t need a car to get around) the people are happier and more pleasant to be around, the nightlife is better, the girls are hotter. You really do think that SC is Hog Heaven, don;t you?
Point of Order
Are we talking about two legged or four legged Hogs
Same riding same, in some cases.
And yet you are here. Are you stupid or something?
Au contraire, I left a while back for a career change. Although, I follow what goes on there in SC for a laugh or two.
I live in San Diego, well Carlsbad and after living everywhere in South Carolina I’ve never been happier.
And San Diego is possibly the last metropolitan “Republican” stronghold in California. Move to San Fran or LA and tell me how great it is.
Anyone on here bitching about SC needs a tour of duty out there to gain a little perspective.
I highly doubt I’d want to live in California myself, but there are 48 other states to compare SC to, most of which don’t give SC a handicap.
You know that poster was full of it and trying to figure out a new way to bash where he lives because he has feelings of helplessness and resentment that things aren’t exactly to his taste. I don’t believe the second post about having moved for a minute. I don’t go to websites about Florida politics and start bashing everything , I moved, which is what grownups with marketable skills do and is the beauty of our concepts of State’s Rights. Sure, there are better, and worse, places to be. Personally, I would love to live closer to the Table Rock Area but my value and customer base would take a hit.
Dafuq? I have moved, and I didn’t say it was to California, it is actually the most conservative area in a swing state. But I bet they don’t vote against their better interests. Why in the hell would I lie to a cartoon character? You used a poor choice of words. Perspective? Really? I still have family in SC, so I do sorta care what goes on there, sorta. But personally, anything I’ve accomplished. Education, Military Service, Gainful Employment is not due to being an SC resident. So no, it’s not resentment, it’s ridicule
I’m often told when I criticize politicians or greedy business-people that I’m “jealous” of them. Would I like to have more money and more power? Sure. Do I envy theirs? No, because they’ve misused them to fuck over other people, gain more wealth and power, and generally act like over-priviliged pigs. Some of them are trust-fund babies,too, like T-Rav. Not “wealth creators” by any means, they’re riding of the fortunes and good names of their parents or grandparents. No respect. Nothing but contempt.
Well FITS believes Nikki Haley is a troglodyte…and the GOP is actually in cahoots with the Illuminati …trying to outlaw the Speedo…so he and Boz will have to go naked as they pursue evil-doers of the MB Chamber and Lex-Rich School District 5…
Our own Cousin Eddy of course comments and of course..has nothing to do with Randy Quad..LOLOL
Hopefully we will be spared the video of him doing Flipper.
Is the Quaid story really anymore weird than Boz trying to explain his picture portfolio?…
https://myspace.com/ballyhooburlesque/photos
corn fed? GrandTango • 2 days ago
“That unused MySpace account you link to has defaulted to a pic of her as the avatar because I deleted almost all the photos, and missed that one.”
What a story..BUSTED!!!!
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Buz Martin corn fed? • 2 days ago
Follow the link to the story about her on that other site. That’s a real woman, idiot.
Also, you’re working off of an old version of my response. I thought about it, and realized that I had, at one point, set that pic as the avatar for Ballyhoo Burlesque — for the reasons I outlined. My name is under it because I “own” the MySpace page “Ballyhoo Burlesque” not because it’s me “in drag”, or because I want anyone to believe it’s me “in drag”, for God’s sake!
morning, flip.
He said he was leaving. Too busy from yesterday on.
pogo games, 2015 series.
Conveniently left out the other link, with pix of “Fever Blister”, showing plainly that she’s a real woman, 23 years younger than me, with real boobs, etc. But that would require honesty from you, wouldn’t it?
That won’t happen.
I think ya might have overblown it. He wasn’t actually fucking her with the mask on, so why are you sensationalizing it like a Fox News report?
Sensationalist garbage = ratings/clicks = $$$
And I thought Cousin Eddy was fucked up….
Shitter’s full.
“Quaid…return to Maaarrrrsssss…”
Still better than 90% of what Hollywood is turning out.
But it doesn’t have the potential of causing a nuclear war. Quaide needs to up his game considerably.
Now you are back on solid ground. Kudos.
There’s may be a Pull It Sir Prize in this for you, young-ish man.
The only thing that could have made that vid better: Having Evi repeatedly yell “Fuck me Monarch!” in the deep masculine voice of the former Doctor Girlfriend (now known as Doctor Mrs.. Monarch) from The Venture Brothers on Adult Swim.
Can’t imagine why Quaid was not granted an interview with POTUS.
Damn those Bilderberg Illuminati Bohemian Grover Lizard-blood Jooze!!!!
Are you serious Clark?
In Quick Change, he was brilliant!
“OH GOD, we need a cab!”
I like watching a house fire as much as the next guy, but that is one link I’m not going to click.
Rupert Murdock does need to get reamed in the butt by Randy Quad though.
Cocaine is a helluva drug-Rick James
See kids this is why you need friends who will tell you when you go off the rails and need to stop thinking like this. This guy has been talking to himself for too long.
Way to go! Everyone should make a fuck Murdock video, like the bucket challenge.