Taylor Causes A Stir …
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I’m surprised anybody actually knew who the hell she is.
In the sea of Geritol and Viagra that is the State House, looks is all you need to get the crusty old legislators’ attention.
They don’t
“we do not attempt to mold them”
Thanks Sic for the photo which I will add to my collection of my “Desktop Background Photos of the GIRLS of FITS”…. and I’m eagerly awaiting for bikini time (Winter, please go away!)…
Yeah Will – we need a FITS Hot Chick calander. And Taylor needs to have three months to herself. And NO NIKKI!!!!
TITS of FITS!
Ha! +10 right there
Yeah! Great tits!
A conservative chick at a conservative shindig!!
Boy, now THAT’s origional!!!!!!!!!
Only one question – did they serve Maker’s Mark?????
Neat, of course.
Are you capable of embarrassment? I’d ask FitsNews to at least use a picture that didn’t make you look like a teenage intern trying to impress the older man she has a girl crush on. Or a child whose mother told her that one day men will only care about your breasts, because brains are not going to take her far.
“Or a child whose mother told her that one day men will only care about your breasts, because brains are not going to take her far.”
Ok, what do you have against breasts?
Enjoy the picture, I guess? You men are too fucking easy. Especially conservative men, sooooo fucking easy to manipulate ;-)
Look at those damned tits!
She can ‘manipulate’ me all day long as far as I’m concerned.
Here’s your typical fan, Taylor. Congrats.
You’re not concerned, you’re jealous.
If indeed that picture was taken during the “shindig”; that was the EXACT reason for her choice of wardrobe and it requires brains to accomplish that!!!!!!
No, that distinction is held out for Al “Unembarrassable” Sharpton.
Speaking of incapable of embarrassment. It’s Shit Stains. On second thought, you might hold that distinction. Of course you’d be crushing on this teeny bopper ;-)
That has already been proven
Except for an Old Fashion, is there any other way?????
What? You weren’t bummed at the lack of boxed wine?
Boxed wine is for the masses… I assume you enjoy a nightly glass of Franzia?
I thought all the sorositutes enjoyed liters of boxed wine while waxing lyrically to Nas? Franzia is way beneath standards for frat allstars, btw.
Forgive me, you come across as someone who knows their way around a box of wine. I don’t believe Côtes du Rhône comes boxed, so it’s out of the question for me, darling.
Well I’ll admit, I have been forced to stock up on the Wine du jour of our fine greek sisters, and I have a fine tasting ability of the finer qualities of Boone’s Farm. I could debate with you designtation d’origine contrôlée de vin français, but I’d rather insult your wanting need to be accepted by the echo chamber.
lol. No more 40’s and blunts, TBro?
For a ‘conservative’,you sure do come off as a shameless media whore.
Well, there’s the boob shot everyone has been asking for.
No, THIS is the real Boob Shot (at least for now)
pic.twitter.com/Vz4jj9WsqS
Dear sweet Lord Jesus those are nice.
A miracle! That straightened me right out. Who says prayer doesn’t work?
Whoa!! They is nice!
rub puppies
Outstanding!
Haven’t seen muffin-top boobs before.
Ask the saleslady to help you with your bra fitting, Taylor.
IKR?
Bless her heart, she thinks people take her and this site seriously. She even put on her big girl outfit.
Why don’t you tell us where the “real” journalism is taking place. MSNBC? Salon? Mother Jones? Please enlighten us.
Who cares, child? Why are you always jumping on someone’s comment with some milquetoast half assed retort? Run along and quit embarrassing yourself, shit for brains.
Child? What chu know about birthin dem baybees?
Haven’t seen muffin-top boobs before.
Ask the saleslady to help you with your bra fitting, Taylor.</i.
Why all the hatin?
To TBG it just looks like those puppies wish to be set free.
Freedom is what 'Murrica is all about.
Freedom Rocks.
SET THOSE PUPPIES FREE!!!
stud puppies
Release the hounds.
Hoping she can afford a bra that fits soon.
She was hoping that would be all it took to get some attention. Works so well here with the old limp dicks.
You’re a party pooper.
Just trying to help a sister out.
lol…no you’re not, Buzz Killington.
I knew it!!! You ain’t passing the *popcorn* as you frequently post-you are passing the *cucumber*.
Your mind focuses on homosexual stuff quite a lot. It’s OK, man, this is the year 2015, you can come out of the closet now.
No me dude.Makes me sick to think about.
If it makes you sick, why do you constantly think it up, type it, and hit submit? You might save yourself a lot of barf bags by refraining from that.
Your name wouldn’t happen to be Marcus Bachmann, would it?
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Makes you wonder why she enjoys hot dogs so much.
Eating corn dogs has replaced kissing babies-http://www.pensitoreview.com/Wordpress/wp-content/themes/mimbo2.2/images/photo-rick-perry-corndog2.jpg?73a888
Not me clown. I just LMAO when FITS feeds ya’ll some LGBT ‘bait’ like about the legislator in Alabama.
That’s strange, you were quite active in that thread too… I’ll drop it though. I know coming out of the closet can be tough. There’s a lot of judgemental people out there. Hopefully your family is very supportive of it.
Keep trying Barney!
Adam and Eve NOT Adam and Steve! :-)
Good point. Guys who constantly obsess over the “evils” of being gay are obviously attracted to the subject. They may be closeted gays or bisexuals themselves. If they open their minds the least little bit they are afraid they will not be able to control their ravenous desire for man-ass and cock. You have accurately read Flippy’s beads.
I wouldn’t let my kid out of the house like that. She could have dumpster dove in a Goodwill Box and come up with something better. Is her parents still alive?
They want journalists there, not groupies who ‘write’ for a gossip site. There’s plenty of time of that after session. Sheesh…
Shame on every jackleg who has made a smart comment about the young lady’s Accoutrements
Taylor Darlin, if you need someone to take comfort with please remember we are always at BOB’s off Highway 6 around 4:30 PM on any Friday
You are more than welcome to wear the blouse in the picture – however if you could leave the Rowdy Yates Halter at home it would be appreciated
So good of you to offer her a shoulder to cry on you dirty old coot. Maybe you can rufie her drink and cop a feel.
Hey, hey, hey! You sound like my kind of guy!
Lick her puddin pop!
+10…damn Cockroach he is…
Nah, he’s not a cockroach…he’s funny as hell, you just take him too seriously.
I agree…just like to give it back to him
“Just like to give it back to him” – Guest – I don’t know what ya’ll do up there in Ohio for fun with your buddies – but son, that just sound wrong. Very, very wrong.
“Just like to give it back to him”
Aw, now we see what GrandTango sees in you, Flip. The elderly need gay love too.
Nothing wrong with being gay. I have a home in San Francisco and play the skin flute.
Danger Will Robinson. Looks like she be one of those who dress for looks, then get pissed when you do.
spot on sir spot on
“then get pissed when you do”
Complete with the obligatory United States/South Carolina flag lapel that conservatives love to wear
Points for origionality there Ms. Brown!!!!!
But then again, you gotta know the audience you’re playing for!!!!!
Pathetic that we live in an era where wearing an American flag lapel pin is seen as a pejorative.
It’s not like it’s for absolutely no reason though…
Thanks for the mammaries.
You are so spot on.
A lot of of the time (but not always), when I see someone wearing an American flag pin on their lapel, it tells me they are wearing their patriotism on their sleeve as well as their lapel. You can catch that type of false patriotism a mile away (basically, you know one when you see one)
BTW; I forgot to include “pin” in flag lapel.
I apologize for the omission.
That’s simply your interpretation.
Keep up the good work Taylor.They are just jealous.What is weird are the liberal men on FITS are giving you *fashion’ advice-they they have experience wearing a bra!
OH MY!!!
“…we do not attempt to mold them or censor them in any way, shape or form.”
I’d like to shape or mold those sweater puppies. Then censor her mouth so she can quit saying stupid stuff.
A little duct tape and she’s perfect!
Did she complain that they weren’t playing Nas at the event?
OK, I put her on my desktop, looks great, but I had to remove two rows of shortcuts to make room for her!
Just two rows? They’re bigger than that!
I cropped her photo ……..
I have a” stirring” to untie that knot with my teeth….
Ghandi said, “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win?” Despite all of your despicable comments that no man in the same situation would have to put up with, she’s still working hard. Laugh now, but someone who sticks with it will be a force to reckon with later down the road.
“GOP lawmakers attending this event became extremely agitated at her presence – assuming she was there in her capacity as a “reporter” for this website.”
Taylor’s first experience with the Will Folks slime effect.
Taylor, Why are you wearing your dads Black blazer and lapel pin?
Is she not concerned that her boss has a CDV charge on his record?
She looks terrific.
Slurp, Slurp. Suck Suck.
Get over it Buz. She won’t even let you smell her used toilet paper.
Speaking of Tater Tots, this just came in the mail. If you have a queasy stomach then skip #4… “Things you didn’t know about Tater Tots”
http://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodnews/things-you-didnt-know-about-tater-tots/ss-AA8DvEx?ocid=HPCDHP
spud puppies
Our Funding Editor is wondering if Ms. Brown will be interviewing sic(k) willie and his former significant other about the sic(k) Willie’s confession to CDV?
BTW. Whatever happened to Mandee Manitee? We don’t see her on this little soft-core porn site anymore. Maybe she passed the bar? Third time is the “charm,” they say.
BIN News
Increasingly Bored With This Sad Little Soft-Core Porn Site
Then don’t fucking read it!
Obviously she’s been through public school.
Almost real-time live update, aaaa?, sic(k) willie?? :)
She probably caused a stir because she’s had certain “relations” with more than one of them… there has been talk around the water cooler.
Sadly, the quality of this site has diminished and only gets worse with the giving of this self-important little trollop a forum for her mindless babbling. Please Will, get rid of Taylor and bring back Mande.