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Plot To Kill John Boehner Foiled

DON’T EVERYBODY CRY AT ONCE …  || By FITSNEWS || A bartender who routinely served U.S. You must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.

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40 comments

Nölff January 14, 2015 at 10:27 am

The bartender is crazier than a box of frogs, but I can see John Boehner being mean for no reason. The power of the scepter has corrupted him.

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1689 January 14, 2015 at 10:41 am

Boehner is a smart-ass. You can see it in his face with its smirks. You can hear it in his voice. Not to mention his constant frown. Yes, he can be mean and like you, I think for no reason.

Not the guy I want to drink a beer with.

None-the-less, I don’t think any of those faults are capital offenses.

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Flip Coscoe January 14, 2015 at 10:47 am

Obama is a smart-ass. You can see it in his face with its smirks. You can hear it in his voice. Not to mention his constant frown. Yes, he can be mean and like you, I think for no reason.

Not the guy I want to drink a beer with.

None-the-less, I don’t think any of those faults are capital offenses.

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swallow January 14, 2015 at 11:05 am

Why don’t you just blow the guy already? Obsess much?

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Flip Coscoe January 14, 2015 at 11:10 am

Fuck you. I can assure you I am the ONLY one on FITS that has met John and voted for him.

Carry on keyboard pussy.

swallow January 14, 2015 at 11:29 am

Don’t forget to work the balls.

Smirks January 14, 2015 at 7:31 pm

Too busy blowing Ervin probably.

1689 January 14, 2015 at 11:27 am

Should have known. Another effin Ohioan in SC.

Play golf much?

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Flip Coscoe January 14, 2015 at 12:29 pm

John is a great guy. He is getting ready to fuck Obama up.
Boehner pulled the ole ‘rope a dope’ on the ‘closet’ muslim.

swallow January 14, 2015 at 1:04 pm

When you’re kissing up on John, does the orange rub off or is it totally set in?

Smirks January 14, 2015 at 7:31 pm

Smirks is a smart-ass. You can see it in his screenname when he… smirks?

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Nölff January 14, 2015 at 11:28 am

Someone I know personally once told me that I lack empathy; that I’m a sociopath and should stop being rude to people. Am I rude? I think that person’s just a pussy.

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grandtangosuglydog January 14, 2015 at 10:45 am

yeah he definitely can come across as a jerk who feels entitled. All that time in a tanning bed has rotted his mind.

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Classy January 14, 2015 at 10:57 am

“Damn, dude … what stopped you?” Advocating for the death of Boehner.

Love the unity amoungst you Republicans. Primary season should be extra fun next year.

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tomstickler January 14, 2015 at 12:16 pm

Shoulda read this far before posting.

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Smirks January 14, 2015 at 7:29 pm

/r/killthosewhodisagree

And people wonder why Boehner sought “revenge” against his detractors.

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shifty henry January 14, 2015 at 11:19 am

Lil’ Benito would be happy to loan him his personal food taster.

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Tazmaniac January 14, 2015 at 12:27 pm

The speaker of the House goes in to a bar and the bartender says “Whats your poison?”………….

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mamatiger92 January 14, 2015 at 11:20 am

Random observation… Boehner is darker than Obama.

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Flip Coscoe January 14, 2015 at 12:37 pm

Michelle said that Barry got the ‘white’ thing in his ‘jeans’ and that he smells.

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GrandTango January 14, 2015 at 12:44 pm

A- Michelle just ain’t met the right white man if that’s what she thinks. Probably only liberal men – effeminates.

B- She is big woman. The sisters would have sang ” Shelly gotta big ol’ Butt” on the ride home from the basketball games at my HS. So there may be not be much hope for her…

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Flip Coscoe January 14, 2015 at 12:47 pm

LMAO!!!!!!

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The Sisters January 14, 2015 at 6:01 pm

You class act of a bigot, Tango.

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The Sisters January 14, 2015 at 6:02 pm

Right, Merle Haggard really looks like a fem.

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Nölff January 14, 2015 at 12:46 pm

Him and Mitt Romney sometimes.

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TyroneMamaCollards January 14, 2015 at 11:20 am

The bartender should plead insanity due to his mental illness. Boehner doesn’t bother me. He is a hack like everyone else in Washington, out for himself. So what else is new. He will prolly drink himself to death.

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tomstickler January 14, 2015 at 12:15 pm

Ummmm… “Damn, dude…what stopped you?”

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Flip Coscoe January 14, 2015 at 12:30 pm

Nice Tom…threatening the Speaker of the House?

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tomstickler January 14, 2015 at 12:38 pm

Lack of reading comprehension on your part. I was commenting on Will’s apparent approval of the nutso bartender’s threat to poison Boehner’s wine.

BTW, have you licensed your use of Brutus Buckeye as your avatar? It’s been 55 years since I last served Woody Hayes his supper after football practice. Bo Schembechler was still one of his assistants then.

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Flip Coscoe January 14, 2015 at 12:47 pm

No I haven’t however I guess I will change it now that you are threatening me after threatening Boehner.

Served Woody Hayes supper? My ass. I bet you orbited the earth with John Glenn as well.

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tomstickler January 14, 2015 at 1:10 pm

As any student of history can tell you, Glenn orbited solo.

Not only served Woody his supper, but took $1 off another of his assistants, Esco Sarkkinen, when he bet I would not ace 3rd quarter English as a 1st quarter freshman.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esco_Sarkkinen

Flip Coscoe January 14, 2015 at 1:14 pm

Creative writing, huh? :-)

Creative Writing January 14, 2015 at 6:06 pm

You’ve never met me.

Flip Coscoe January 14, 2015 at 1:25 pm

Does this avatar meet your approval?

tomstickler January 14, 2015 at 4:20 pm

As long as the folks at Hutchinson Island, FL do not object, OK by me.

Smirks January 14, 2015 at 7:37 pm

You are a colossal dumbass.

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Flip Coscoe January 14, 2015 at 8:31 pm

I see FITS has your queer ass working 2nd shift and weekends.LMAO!!!
Beat the shit out of ya on 1st shift and they had to move your sorry ‘persona’!!!

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Tazmaniac January 14, 2015 at 12:37 pm

Only a crazy person would tell the Cops he wants John ManTan gone. The sane ones told their Congressman.

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Jack January 14, 2015 at 3:24 pm

I’m betting he is a teanut.

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Smirks January 14, 2015 at 7:36 pm

Could be, but when the voices in your head start telling you to off someone it doesn’t matter what flavor they are anymore.

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