MAYBE …
|| By FITSNEWS || Far be it from us to impugn a news outlet for passing on an affair rumor (hell … we can think of one affair story we probably should have taken a pass on), but we’re receiving reports from multiple sources in North Carolina indicating the Tar Heel State’s MSM is ignoring a doozy.
One with pictures …
“Everyone in Raleigh has heard it,” one of our sources said of the affair rumor. “Everyone knows it’s out there. No one has pulled the trigger.”
Wow … is South Carolina starting to rub off on its neighbor?
A source at North Carolina-based television station told FITS this week that the affair rumor involved a “Republican statewide official” – a man who is “married” and “a Christian.” The source added that detailed information regarding the affair had been sent to multiple media outlets – including his.
Why haven’t they run it?
“Not my call,” the source said.
Hmmmmm …
Our original source on the affair allegation says there’s incriminating information that recently vanished from the Internet – right around the time the woman allegedly involved in the tryst got engaged to another man.
“I’m missing the smoking gun images the girl deleted,” the source said. “Once I (can) get those I’ll hand (them) directly to you.”
Whoa! Can’t wait to get that scoop!
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There is no way that North Carolina politicians that can top the foibles of South Carolina politicians
Mark “Shirker” Sanford proved that hands down.
Mark Sanford, Bob Peeler, Richard Eckstrom, James Metts, Nikki Haley, Danny Frazier no one can hold a candle, or compete with South Carolina when it comes to immorality, illicit relationships with paramours, concubines, sluts, whores, gold diggers and the like.
In South Carolina and especially Lexington County, we’re the champs!
Amen to dat. That being said it’s probably so benign that Fits News won’t bother with its.
I’m having a hard time understanding the relevancy of affairs and affair rumors anymore in a society that is quickly legalizing gay sex, soon to be legalized polygamy, sex with my collie, robot, etc. I mean, to me, you can’t have it both ways. Either you chastise people for their affairs, gay sex, etc, under a moral code, or, you don’t. It’s just that simple.
Sex with robots is not illegal, unless you take pics or vids and post them, or do your thing in public. As for the collie, polygamy, etc., that’s just BS. Nobody that anyone could possibly take seriously is pushing for that. It’s just the old, standard “slippery slope” argument, for the purpose of demonizing gays and gay marriage.
The reality is that a gay marriage does not in any way diminish your straight one, or anyone elses. The value of such things lies with the persons getting married, and nobody else. Just mind your own business, and stop trying to control other people’s bodies, sex lives, romance and marital status, and you’ll be a happier person for it.
Having said all that, I don’t give a crap about this NC GOPer and his affair. Why should I? Leave ’em the hell alone, unless they are otherwise unspeakably corrupt. Then expose hell out of ’em, as a way to get them out of office. As should have worked with Nikki, but unfortunately did not.
Who did she have an affair with?
Excellent question. Nikki’s attorney should ask him.
If they want to question every person who believes Nikki has had multiple affairs and one-nighters, I’d actually be the last of an incredibly long list to ask about it, pogo. They should start with those who have sealed certain documents pertaining to divorce proceedings, I’d think.
The reality is that a gay marriage does not in any way diminish your straight one, or anyone elses.
No, it does. It really does to these people. They have to know that someone doing something they themselves don’t approve of are suffering for it. That their decisions lead to bad consequences. Or, when they don’t, that they are stripped of rights for being the way they are. Even if they wanted to just mind their own fucking business, their friends, family, religion, etc. constantly reminds them that they are inferior for doing so. They are compelled to hate it, and seeing it legally allowed to happen infuriates them. It literally diminishes the enjoyment they get out of life, probably even their own marriage, though they’d never admit it.
Meanwhile, no one else gives a shit about their marriage, and no one is demanding local/state/federal government strip them of their lawfully-recognized marriage and all the rights and protections that come with it. Probably because everyone else doesn’t give a shit and aren’t flaming douchebags to people over something so trivial.
But these guys are the holy ones.
Sounds like a truly miserable existence.
You chastise people for being hypocrites. Like Sanford. People who run on family values and have affairs. People who profess to be Christians with a higher moral standard who in reality have no such standard. Do I care if an average guy that never criticizes the morals of others has an affair, that does not affect his job? No. Do I care that a bible banging, holy roller, that says vote for me and support Christian values gets caught in an affair?. You bet I do. Because that means he is a liar, and you can’t believe anything he says. Just like Sanford.
Cheaters are ALL liars by definition. Even “Average guy (or gal)”. No integrity plus crap life skills. Don’t bet the farm on any of them.
Certainly savage the sanctimonious.
…sex with my collie…
GrandTango would greatly appreciate it if you would take your collie to the groomer and have his nails trimmed.
soon to be legalized polygamy
It was in the Bible, sounds like a “moral code” approves! When do concubines become legal?
sex with my collie
[citation needed]
This is that moment where the loony social conservatives can’t resist saying something that makes them look idiotic and crazy. (Also, no one brought up dog sex until you came along.)
Either you chastise people for their affairs, gay sex, etc, under a moral code, or, you don’t.
Infidelity is a dick thing no matter one’s persuasion. If you enter into marriage with the understanding that it’s open, then fine, but that’s not the case in the vast majority of these instances.
Marriage is what two consenting adults make of it.
It’s just that simple.
Only the Sith deal in absolutes.
This kind of behavior flies in the face of what we consider holy matrimony. Marriage should be about following our Christian morals and holding true to our family values…
Signed,
M. Sanford
PRO TIP:
In NC a politician can *hike* the Appalachian Trail without leaving the state.
In SC politicians must travel at taxpayer expense to “hike” the trail. But that doesn’t stop ’em.
Oooh, Jesus cheaters are the best! “Thou shalt not commit adultery” is just a suggestion to them.
What a Christian Republican is an adulterer? But.. but… That’s impossible!
In the days of JFK,and before,a politician’s personal life wasn’t considered newsworthy,and people had a sense of common decency.This obsession with who fucked who,has fucked up ‘politics’,big time,but sex sells,so here in the Information Age,so much ‘news’ is soft core porn,and that sucks.I like hard core porn.
Is FITS this stupid or just acting?…
Must not have a “D” after his name. Or maybe they are scared to launch after FITS’ hard-drive went limp (LMAO) when asked to produce…