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‘Twas The Night Before Christmas

… AND ALL THROUGH THE STATE HOUSE  By WILL FOLKS || ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the S.C. State House … not a creature was stirring (not even grand jurors). Special interest stockings were hung in the lobby with care … secure in the knowledge your tax dollars would…

… AND ALL THROUGH THE STATE HOUSE 

By WILL FOLKS || ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the S.C. State House … not a creature was stirring (not even grand jurors).

Special interest stockings were hung in the lobby with care … secure in the knowledge your tax dollars would soon be there.

Senators and Representatives were nestled all snug in their beds … with visions of nepotism and no-bid contracts dancing in their heads.

And Nikki Haley in her waist-let, and me in my PJs … had just settled in for some Christmas Eve (ummmm …).

Then out on the roof there arose such a clatter, we stopped freak-a-deeking to see what was the matter.

Away to the window we flew like two flashes, tearing open the shutters and throwing up the sashes.

The moon on the fresh-paved Innovista concrete, gave a luster of waste to empty parking garages beneath.

Then what did our wandering eyes see a-coming and going, but a pint-sized “Republican” on a sleigh that read “Boeing.”

That little old driver, decked in deep liberal blue – we knew in an instant it must be St. Hugh (Leatherman).

As wasteful as Washington, his boondoggles they came – as he reached in your pockets to fund them by name;

On “jobs,” on “workforce,” on “health care,” on “education” – yet no one dared question failure’s perpetuation.

Not even “Tea Party” Nikki, who long ago figured – that selling out citizens made her campaign account bigger.

With her bully pulpit quiet and her veto pen dry – she flew donors to India, where she had a good cry.

Incalculable the graft! Incomprehensible the waste!  Why, they even robbed you blind to fund S.C. State!

And lest you believe that the shafting was done – just look what they did to your retirement fund! Six-figure bureaucrats taking six-figure pay bumps – with St. Hugh’s henchmen giving “thumbs ups.”

Is there none to illuminate this corruption so dim?  Well, we know for a fact it won’t be the state’s MSM!

You see the same people who bring you the news … they get their own payoff from dear old St. Hugh!

That’s why they won’t bother to raise a commotion – or protest when your money gets dumped in the ocean.

Their accommodation enables the schemes of St. Hugh, who exclaims “Happy Christmas to me! Head I win, tails you lose!”

That’s just how things go in our dear Palmetto State … where Queen Nikki assures us that each day is “great.”

So enjoy shrinking incomes … and your children dumbed down.  And watch the state airplane turn Clemson’s recruiting around.

Hear your leaders exclaim as they jet out of sight, “death and taxes!” to all … and to all a good night!

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94 comments

idcydm December 24, 2014 at 12:22 pm

Skipped all after the line.

Merry Christmas everyone.

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RogueElephant December 24, 2014 at 1:00 pm

Interesting article. Have a merry Christmas all.

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Flip Coscoe December 24, 2014 at 5:46 pm

Merry Christmas Rouge. Go ‘rouge’ on a liberal family member tomorrow. :-)
You are a class act.

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SCBlues December 25, 2014 at 6:59 pm

“Go ‘rouge’ on a liberal family member tomorrow. ”
Or maybe he should go lipstick , DipShit!

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life sucks 4 blues December 26, 2014 at 5:13 am

I wondered who would be the ONE ignorant dumbass ,without family or a friend in this world , who would post on Fits Christmas Day.

Somehow I knew it would be you.

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Smirks December 26, 2014 at 8:27 am

You’re the ignorant dumbass that doesn’t know the difference between “rogue” and “rouge,” Sandi.

Flip Coscoe December 26, 2014 at 9:28 am

LMAO!!! I see the homeless shelter allowed you back on the computer this morning or the library re-opened. You ain’t fooling nobody-why you post 8:00-5:00 everyday.

Anyway, however a socialist celebrates Christmas, I hope you had a nice one.

Flip Coscoe December 26, 2014 at 9:35 am

What are you talking about? Did you slip a bottle of Boone’s Farm or Thunderbird into the shelter last night?

SCBlues December 26, 2014 at 9:37 am

“Did you slip a bottle of Boone’s Farm or Thunderbird into the shelter last night”
Did GrandTango slip something into your butt last night? Is that why you are so full of yourself this morning?

Flip Coscoe December 26, 2014 at 9:43 am

Shame on you for the profane language and your sexually perverted thoughts.

My wife and I shared a wonderful Christmas with the family and friends that love us. Just a wonderful time.

SCBlues December 26, 2014 at 7:54 pm

“My wife and I shared a wonderful Christmas with the family and friends that love us”
In other words you drug out that greasy blow-up doll that “married” you and turned on Hannity and jacked off, huh?

Flip Coscoe December 27, 2014 at 7:33 am

No.We discussed a book called ”
The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich – Amazon.com

and the apparent similarities between Hitler and Obama.

White House Boy December 27, 2014 at 5:11 pm

Another police assassination attack unfolded in June. Claiming to be acting under the bloody “banner of Liberty and Truth,” Jerad Miller and his wife Amanda entered a restaurant Las Vegas executed two local policemen while they at lunch.

As bullets flew, one of the shooters reportedly shouted that the “revolution” had begun. The killers then stripped the officers of their weapons and ammunition and badges, and covered them with cloth that featured the “Don’t tread on me” Gadsden flag, which has recently been adopted as a symbol of the tea party movement.

Six days earlier, the shooters had posted a manifesto on Facebook where he announced “we must prepare for war.” Jerad Miller, who traveled to Cliven Bundy’s Nevada ranch this spring to join the militia protests against the federal government, declared: “To stop this oppression, I fear, can only be accomplished with bloodshed.”

Now go fuck yourself.

SCBlues December 26, 2014 at 9:28 am

“. . . .,without family or a friend in this world , . . . .”
LOL If you only knew the number of folks in my immediate family!
Did Santa bring you a knew bag, Pogo/Sandi/Flip?? You sure as fuck need one?

Flip Coscoe December 26, 2014 at 9:32 am

Oh. No friends, huh? Sorry bout that. Hope you had a nice Christmas.

SCBlues December 26, 2014 at 9:36 am

“Oh. No friends, huh?”
Oh. Go fuck yourself.

Flip Coscoe December 26, 2014 at 9:39 am

What do think about Brad Pitt allowing his young daughter to dress like a boy and change her name to ‘John’?

Is that what happened to you? :-)

TontoBubbaGoldstein December 26, 2014 at 12:24 pm

TBG thought about going mascara but then decided against it.

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jimlewisowb December 24, 2014 at 1:05 pm

It ain’t Christmas until Porky Pig sings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8YQqK5e5es

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Bible Thumper December 24, 2014 at 1:29 pm

???? “Nikki Haley in her waist-let..”
Oh…em.. Got distracted.
Merry Christmas.

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shifty henry December 24, 2014 at 2:26 pm

Me too..!!

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Bible Thumper December 25, 2014 at 1:13 am

When the pastor is preaching about Salome dancing for Herod, I imagine her with a waist-let. I snap out of it when he gets to John’s “head on a platter” part.

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shifty henry December 25, 2014 at 7:52 am

In Jerusalem, a female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was!

She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview.

“I’m Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wall and praying?”

“For about 60 years.”

“60 years! That’s amazing! What do you pray for?”

“I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship.”

“How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?”

“Like I’m talking to a stupid wall.”

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Christmas Kudos December 24, 2014 at 1:41 pm

Well done resident poet.

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Scrappy December 24, 2014 at 1:51 pm

Always have to get a “dig” in on Clemson.

Perhaps USC not using a plane to recruit is the root problem with USC’s recruiting. It does not look good for Spurrier getting off a Greyhound bus for home visits;)

Have fun in Shreveport (all 1100 of you). I hear the weather is great!

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E Norma Scok December 27, 2014 at 1:25 am

Thats “Steveport”.

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GrandTango December 24, 2014 at 2:10 pm

Pent up anger much?….LMAO…

What’s ironic…Sanford lambastes Jenny for not getting over it…yet he has made NO progress in five years after the GA handed him his elitist @$$…

Hey Markie Boy…if you would not have been out Line-Crossing all the time, maybe you could have done the job you promised the people of South Carolina…

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grandtangosuglydog December 24, 2014 at 5:19 pm

in the words of cousin Eddy…”Bingo”

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Freddy the Lobster December 24, 2014 at 10:46 pm

And, “Shitter’s full.”

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Buz Martin December 24, 2014 at 5:52 pm

You’re slipping. You did not mention Obama.

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Flip Coscoe December 24, 2014 at 5:57 pm

You didn’t mention Tom Rice. :-)

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Buz Martin December 24, 2014 at 6:59 pm

Touche.

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FastEddy23 December 24, 2014 at 2:44 pm

Merry Christmas … Have a cup, cheers! http://news.yahoo.com/scs-healing-springs-still-draw-people-believe-160724002.html

(Reporting from Detroit … White Christmas expected ;-}

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TontoBubbaGoldstein December 24, 2014 at 5:15 pm

To All TBG’s Democrat Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the
most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular
practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion
and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2015, but not without due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America
great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country
nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without
regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or
sexual preference of the wishee.

To TBG’s
Libertarian/Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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grandtangosuglydog December 24, 2014 at 5:19 pm

Way to take a great time of the year like Christmas and put the usual hateful partisan spin.. you and your buddy T must have such a good time together..im sure he will post some dumb ass partisan hate soon in the spirit of Christmas of course.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein December 24, 2014 at 6:48 pm

…usual hateful partisan spin.

TBG’s got your “usual hateful partisan spin” right here, Chief. Although TBG shamelessly cut and pasted it from a comment by ABN on another blog…

Without further ado, in the style of Julie Andrews, Lorrie Morgan, Zerohedge, FITSNEWS, and Red State ‘Murricans everywhere :

Holder, Pelosi, Al Sharpton, Obama,
More US visas for friends of Osama,
Transgender privilege for brood parasites,
These are a few things that keep me up nights.

Quotas reserved for affirmative action,
Liberal scolds and their self-satisfaction,
The Davos-Man/CultMarxist axis of whores,
These are a few things a good man deplores.

Ferguson riots and frat rape conjectures
Cooked up in service of Megaphone lectures
Lobbed at the proles from the Upper West Side,
These are a few things I cannot abide.

When the Dow tanks,
When default comes
‘Cause the sums won’t add,
I’ll think of a few of my least favorite things, and then I won’t feel so bad.

Rich San Fran libs who deride “bitter clingers”
And wish to replace them with voting-booth ringers,
Judicial commissars making up laws,
These are a few things that anger, with cause.

Armies deployed to restore Afghan order
But not to defend the American border,
General Casey’s remarks on Fort Hood,
These are a few things that auger no good.

Civil rights laws that ban real observations,
Educrat Ted-talks with standing ovations,
Richwining, Watsoning, Two Minutes Hate,
These are a few things I cringe to relate.

When when the plague strikes,
When the grid goes,
When the world goes mad,
I’ll think of a few of my least favorite things, and then I won’t feel so bad.

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Smirks December 26, 2014 at 8:24 am

(It’s just a joke, bro.)

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Buz Martin December 24, 2014 at 5:50 pm

Funny. But the vast majority of the “liberal” Dems I know personally are Christians, love Christmas, and say “Merry Christmas!” reflexively without even thinking about it. And about half of the Libertarians I know are atheists, just like Ayn Rand — but like the holiday just fine anyway.

Sure, there are some et-up-widdit PC freaks out there in the MSM who bitch about everything to do with the holiday. In my opinion, though, their numbers are nowhere near as vast as you suggest. Ever consider the possibility that the whole “War on Christmas” thing is largely just another way for Bill O’Rielly to sell books and his own patented line of partisan bullshit?

Anyway, Merry Christmas!

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grandtangosuglydog December 24, 2014 at 5:53 pm

sorry…started drinking when i got up and lost my crack pipe…merry x -mass…can you spare a dime…?

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Republican Follies December 24, 2014 at 6:12 pm

TBG has been watching FoxNews again.

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Tommy December 25, 2014 at 10:08 am

TBG doesn’t have time to watch FuxNews, he’s on this website 24/7. This is his pathetic life.

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Native Ink December 24, 2014 at 10:30 pm

Ayn Rand Christmas cards. Funny as heck.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/12/22/1353470/-21-Ayn-Rand-Christmas-Cards#

Merry Christmas everyone!

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TontoBubbaGoldstein December 25, 2014 at 8:35 am

TBG sees your Ayn Rand Christmas cards…
..and raises… Martin Luther Motivational Posters.

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Slartibartfast December 29, 2014 at 8:34 pm

“Even if your writings were from an angel from heaven I would take this horrible document, and, after having used it as toilet paper, wipe its nose.” Luther on Visitors [snitches] of Pastors – Writings

I still say God is not a tyrant, but a master builder and merry innkeeper, welcoming everyone who trusts him and are willing to spend an affordable price.

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9" December 25, 2014 at 6:14 am

You crack yourself up,don’t you? You’re a self righteous condescending asshole.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein December 25, 2014 at 8:28 am

Merry Christmas to you, too!!

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Travelin' the Hershey Highway December 25, 2014 at 2:08 pm

I thought you like assholes?

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SCBlues December 25, 2014 at 6:56 pm

“To All TBG’s Democrat Friends”
For the record I thought it was funny – Merry Christmas, TBG!

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Smirks December 26, 2014 at 8:23 am

Merry Christmas.

And to GrandTango: Maury Christmas?

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grandtangosuglydog December 24, 2014 at 5:20 pm

Merry Christmas to all.

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Lets Make Them Suffer December 24, 2014 at 5:33 pm

If I had time, I would have gone to Leatherman’s house to sing …. yeah … sing Christmas Carols and tell a story about how the Grinch stole SC citizen’s money.

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Buz Martin December 24, 2014 at 5:52 pm

Good one, Will.

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Flip Coscoe December 24, 2014 at 5:56 pm

Merry Christmas to you Boz.

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Buz Martin December 24, 2014 at 6:59 pm

And you as well, Flip.

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Buz Martin December 24, 2014 at 6:58 pm

So she always kept her waistlet on. Nice image. And the first new detail to emerge in years.

But … pix/vids or it never happened!

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9" December 25, 2014 at 3:16 am

‘Politics’no longer exist.We’re only pawns in their game.There is no Democrat or Republican party,and it’s been that way since the 1980’s.Next time you’re filling your tank,ask yourself,who’s running your world?

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TontoBubbaGoldstein December 25, 2014 at 2:53 pm

Next time you’re filling your tank,ask yourself,who’s running your world?

You left out “Boomerang”, some random numerical sequences, references to SPAWAR and Citadel cadets..
But, yes, you are correct.

The old Petroligarchal Ruling Duopoly.

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MashPotato December 25, 2014 at 6:18 am

LOL I GET IT NOW! PJ’s rhymes with BJ’s.

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idcydm December 25, 2014 at 9:08 am

T’WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
HE LIVED ALL ALONE,
IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE
MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE.

I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY
WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE,
AND TO SEE JUST WHO
IN THIS HOME DID LIVE.

LOOKED ALL ABOUT,
A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE,
NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS,
NOT EVEN A TREE.

NO STOCKING BY MANTLE,
JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND,
ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES
OF FAR DISTANT LANDS.

WITH MEDALS AND BADGES,
AWARDS OF ALL KINDS,
A SOBER THOUGHT
CAME THROUGH MY MIND.

FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT,
IT WAS DARK AND DREARY,
I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER,
ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY.

THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING,
SILENT, ALONE,
CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR
IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME.

THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE,
THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER,
NOT HOW I PICTURED
A UNITED STATES SOLDIER.

WAS THIS THE HERO
OF WHOM I’D JUST READ?
CURLED UP ON A PONCHO,
THE FLOOR FOR A BED?

I REALIZED THE FAMILIES
THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT,
OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS
WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT.

SOON ROUND THE WORLD,
THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY,
AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELEBRATE
A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY.

THEY ALL ENJOYED FREEDOM
EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR,
BECAUSE OF THE SOLDIERS,
LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE.

I COULDN’T HELP WONDER
HOW MANY LAY ALONE,
ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE
IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME.

THE VERY THOUGHT
BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE,
I DROPPED TO MY KNEES
AND STARTED TO CRY.

THE SOLDIER AWAKENED
AND I HEARD A ROUGH VOICE,
“SANTA DON’T CRY,
THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE;
I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM,
I DON’T ASK FOR MORE,
MY LIFE IS MY GOD,
MY COUNTRY, MY CORPS.”

THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER
AND SOON DRIFTED TO SLEEP,
I COULDN’T CONTROL IT,
I CONTINUED TO WEEP.

I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS,
SO SILENT AND STILL
AND WE BOTH SHIVERED
FROM THE COLD NIGHT’S CHILL.

I DIDN’T WANT TO LEAVE
ON THAT COLD, DARK, NIGHT,
THIS GUARDIAN OF HONOR
SO WILLING TO FIGHT.

THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER,
WITH A VOICE SOFT AND PURE,
WHISPERED, “CARRY ON SANTA,
IT’S CHRISTMAS DAY, ALL IS SECURE.”

ONE LOOK AT MY WATCH,
AND I KNEW HE WAS RIGHT.
“MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND,
AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT.”

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Smirks December 26, 2014 at 8:34 am

I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS,

“Well, kids, I don’t think Santa is coming this year.”

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Wow December 25, 2014 at 3:59 pm

Man, this might be one of the saddest places on Earth. Usually lonely old men meet up in real life at a diner, gas station or Walmart. People bitch about millenials and the Internet, but they’ve got nothing on this bunch.

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GrandTango December 26, 2014 at 11:11 am

Yeah: you tell em…. I’m going down to the Coffee Shop to listen to Peter,Paul and Mary records and celebrate gay marriage while we compare the attributes of Mao and Obama…lamenting how The Racist-Sexist Man is keeping us from capitalizing on our $80,000 double-major in ‘Womens-African-American Studies’ that daddy gave us…

Before we go back to the cul-d-sac, and smoke a J and blow it out the window, so mamma don’t smell it….

LMAO….millenials…We’d be like Haiti if you Stupid Some Beeches had any more power…We’re headed there now, because of your god-Obama….You need to STFU and go join a trash truck job, commensurate w/ your intelligence and integrity level. ….Dumb@$$….

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Double Wow December 26, 2014 at 2:16 pm

Uh, yeah. I don’t know what that brain fart was supposed to be? You’re doing this on the comments section of weird southern conservative website. You can’t even muster up the energy to meet like minded old men in the real world. Thank god.

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Booger II December 26, 2014 at 3:20 pm

“…millenials…We’d be like Haiti if you Stupid Some Beeches had any more power…”

You dumb fuck. Only 12% of millenials vote in midterms and conserative old white men are too fucking lazy to win an election. Hell, you couldn’t beat Obama. Hint: Stop running idiot rich guys with nothing better to do but bail out other idiot rich guys.

*This message was brought to you by Flinging Boogers At Trolls™

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GrandTango December 26, 2014 at 4:20 pm

1- millenials (are too F*#king lazy to) vote in midterms

2 – conservative old white men are too fucking lazy to win an election

Ever look up the meaning of “self-contradiction?” ….LMAO….

Instant Karma for a Dumb-F*#k liberal….Best and Brightest my @$$….

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Booger Flinging At Trolls™ December 26, 2014 at 5:58 pm

You look it up, dumbfuck. 1-Millenial don’t give a shit; it has nothing with them being lazy (so, you try and put words in my mouth?) Again, you’re being a idiot. 2-You’ve said Conseratives didn’t vote in high numbers in 2008. Now try taking a Logic class and work on that reading comprehension.

Even after the Midterms, people don’t want a hardcore Conserative for President. Only a few (like yourself) want to return to the Dark Ages. You and Santorum can go take a flying fuck.

GrandTango December 26, 2014 at 6:21 pm

I slapped the $#! t out of you…now STFU…and move along…….LMAO….

Ky. Jelly December 27, 2014 at 4:01 pm

The dick is the only you’re slappin’ boy.

bitch December 26, 2014 at 6:08 pm

Lazy is sitting around all day on a fucking shitty computer and collecting gov’t assistance. You’re welcome.

GrandTango December 26, 2014 at 6:19 pm

I LOVE it when stick your chin out..and I shatter that b@$*@rd…..LMAO…you tyipical liberal cliche Dumb@$$….Hahaha….

Fits Grinch December 25, 2014 at 10:57 pm

Twas the night before election day, and all through the house
not a creature was stirring, not even Karl’s computer mouse.
Will’s election night stories had been prepared with such effort and care
in hopes that the shitty news source would soon get its share.

Sic would be nestled all up in his bed,
with dreams of Nikki Haley giving him some head.
But I with such pleasure shall gleefully recount,
The moment Fits’ servers truly clunked out.

When all of a sudden there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my feet to see what was the matter.
When what to my wonder, a mystery assailant would appear;
Will had finally pissed off the wrong person this year.

“My news site is shit, but what the hell is this!?
Fitsnews site is down, and I am fucking pissed.”
With wonder to my eyes and a smile to my face,
no second-rate election night news would be had, not even a taste.

Will’s hateful disgust was compounded with rage,
I heard him scream loudly from Columbia to Conway.
‘The servers are fucking up’ was said often that day,
Until they started thinking, “Now what shall we say?”

Karl said to himself, ‘We’d better think quick,
Or else Fitsnews will start sucking some dick.’
They really didn’t know what could be sadder,
although nobody really reads Shitznews anyway so it doesn’t even matter.

‘We’ll use cyber-skills, they said, and be especially clear,
those DDOS’ing bastards will be exposed with much fear.’
Mrs. Sic heard all this news, and began to shout,
‘I’m switching back to welfare, and throwing your shoe-fetish collection out!’

Will’s posse jumped up, and sprang into action,
But their Fisher-price programming skills could not deliver satisfaction.
The cyber attack fucked up election night’s visitor-ship, and their pockets feel the squeeze,
Thus they continue to defame themselves, hoping to earn a couple more G’s.

Sic’s propensity of begging for attention will stick around for next year
More posts from his ‘Palmetto Trash’ blog are soon to appear.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to the Fitsnews staff ;-)

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GrandTango December 26, 2014 at 11:00 am

Normally, an attempt to imitate famous verse is a sign of a lack of creativity or talent. One with poor editorial skills and a penchant for calling it wrong, over and over, just makes futility look even worse…(see FITS.)

But yours is quite and exceptional, and enjoyable, effort, sans the vulgarity, and the very low-class inclusion of the governor.

PS: When you consider how WRONG FITS was about the election result, is there any possibility the ‘hack’ may have been self-inflicted, to avoid the embarrassment. Nov. 4 was one of SCPSD’s biggest nights. It proved to me the site can be pertinent. We crowed like the big cocks of the barnyard. We nailed every office. We even picked up the borderline candidates we were praying crossed the line in front.

Nov. 4 was one of FITS major defeats. His followers and minions are still reamed out about it, and we have not even taken action in DC yet w/ the new elects.

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Fucked Your Mom For XMas December 26, 2014 at 11:29 am

Yet, you guys won’t pass one damn piece of legislation. You can’t override a veto. Sorry, sucker…

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GrandTango December 26, 2014 at 12:08 pm

This new group will slap the F**k out of you and your lord-god Obama so forcefully, your eyes will cross. They KNOW attacking Obama is the ONLY reason they were elected. They see what a major F*#k Up he is, as much as we do….

Why do you think Obama, and his @$$-kissin’ lackey Bohner jammed that Bull-$#!* budget CR through? That was your last Hoorah…you failure-based, America-hating Piece of $#!*…..

Lame Duck will make Obama Lame F*#ked for the next 2 years. The people HATE you for what you did to us, and our country.

Obama is the trashiest president EVER. He EFFED you and the Democrat Party for years.

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Fucked Your Mom For XMas December 26, 2014 at 12:15 pm

Newsflash: Obama’s aporoval just went up to 48%!

GrandTango December 26, 2014 at 12:36 pm

Hmmmm: 48% = Big F*#king Loser according to the election math in the US….LMAO….Dumb@$$…

PS: That jump to 48% is about like the unemployment rate. Anything they tell you ignorant F*#ks, you will believe…Unfortunately most Americans have figured out you are liars…(see Nov. 4)….

Give You Something To Cry Abou December 26, 2014 at 3:04 pm

I can’t wait to see your miserable ass in ’16…

Flip Coscoe December 27, 2014 at 7:21 am

President Obama Job Approval
Job Approval on Economy | Job Approval on Foreign Policy
Polling DataPollDateSampleApproveDisapproveSpreadRCP Average12/3 – 12/23–42.652.5-9.9Gallup12/21 – 12/231500 A4350-7

Flip Coscoe December 27, 2014 at 7:27 am

Latest poll (Gallup) has Obama approval at 43% (thru 12/23) and RCP average for month has Obama approval at 42.65%-worse than on November 4th when Republicans ran the table.

Flip Coscoe December 27, 2014 at 7:14 am

Obama is at 80% in Iran, Cuba and China.

Flip Coscoe December 27, 2014 at 7:42 am

Good observation. Obama has always blamed America as the cause of evil and wrongs in this country and world.

His attempts to destroy our economy and health care, the church and foster racial hatred while siding with radical Islam and marxist regimes, has essentially destroyed the Democrat Party.

GrandTango December 27, 2014 at 9:20 am

And you delivered a good characterization of Obama, too.

If we can elect Democrats to power again, after what their president, with Reid and Pelosi, have done to our country…the US is not worth having. We better start looking for a land to take freedom to. It will no longer exist in America. Obamacare, if it is allowed to stand will enslave all of us to pay for the elitists to live large while we toil and struggle. That is not the land any true patriot wants.

E Norma Scok December 27, 2014 at 1:26 am

“Normally, an attempt to imitate famous verse is a sign of a lack of creativity or talent. One with poor editorial skills and a penchant for calling it wrong, over and over, just makes futility look even worse…”

You just posted an EXCELLENT description of your blog.

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Soft Sigh from Hell December 26, 2014 at 1:01 pm

Well as this annual round of the War on Christmas draws to its long off-season lull, come January and the re-convergence of the pols into their various clots the GOP’s ongoing War on Women can regain some steam.

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euwe max December 26, 2014 at 11:50 pm

squeak!

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E Norma Scok December 27, 2014 at 1:23 am

No updates over Christmas, Fits? Were you one of the 800 who bought tickets and plan to attend the Cock bowl in Steveport?

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GrandTango December 27, 2014 at 11:37 am

This guy doesn’t give a – – – – about you. He knows his irrational hate for Haley and the GOP has you spellbound.

And those of us who come over to engage w/ the enemy get the FITS lackeys doing his bidding, so we don’t really care. The posts are usually tripe and trite, so freshness is not an issue..

FITS can sit back, toke the number, watch Obama Inauguration videos and juggle Christmas cards between Steve Benjamin, Tom Davis and ‘Pootlian

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euwe max December 27, 2014 at 12:40 pm

And you’re too stupid to live.

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E Norma Scok December 27, 2014 at 5:05 pm

You mean your poorly written pedestrian tripe?

If I wanted that I read a college newspaper.

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idcydm December 27, 2014 at 11:52 am

FITS where are you, Shreveport?

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sparklecity December 27, 2014 at 10:24 pm

Belated Merry Christmas and “on-time” wishes for a Great 2015!!!

Special “shout-outs” to my kindred spirits “Smirks”, “SCBlues” “Buz Martin”,”Shifty”, “TBG” and the rest of regular posters who have s shit load of common sense!!!

Mrs. “Sparklecity” gave me John Grisham’s newest best seller “Gray Mountain” as a Christmas present. I finished it in less than 2 days got a serious case of homesickness and and am headed back to Appalachia to rekindle my “roots” after reading it.

It’s a “hillbilly thang” and there is absolutely no way that y’all in South Carolina can understand what has been going on “back home’ for the last 50+ years.

Y”all have no fucking clue (much like the main character in the book but most of you will not realize or even care what has been going on in Appalachia since the mid ’60’s) Duke Power and the rest of the power companies in the Carolina and the rest of the southeast are accessories to the rape of Appalachia.

The textile mill “lint heads” are the closest thing to the shit that has been going on in Appalachia but their plight pales in comparison to what “my people” have endured since around the 1880’s.

That being said, wishing all a good 2015. No doubt we are living in interesting times!!

Don’t forget……………Tuesday is Soylent Green Day!!!!!!!!

West by God Virginia forever!!!!!!!

Sparklecity

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GrandTango December 28, 2014 at 4:10 pm

You have TYPICAL LIBERAL written all over you….

A sad, feel-sorry-for yourself, materialistic, check-gobbling, government-begging victim you are…

You whine and moan about Duke Power, but you live in warm comfort in winter, slovenly, with the AC turned down to 60, to keep your Fat liberal A$$ from overheating in the summer….

You’re miserable because you take, beg, steal and bitch….never enduring much, except the inability to find a Burger King on the I when you travel to the Flea Market, to shake down some Mexican traders, who market the blow-up dolls and gay pedophile mags you get off on…

America is SICK…and YOU – and the politicians and media who cater to you – are the symptom…

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Stuck Your Dick In A Fan December 28, 2014 at 4:33 pm

Well, you would shit on a birthday cake, Tango. Go see a shrink for that anger you get after watching too much Glenn Beck and friends.

Oh, congrats on your boy Jeb being the top dog in the GOP right now. Looks like we’ll have woman President. You guys are killing me…

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GrandTango December 28, 2014 at 5:38 pm

I hit it out da’ park…didn’t I???…in describing you….LMAO…

So many of you liberals are these white-haired, pony-tail types, fat and sloppy. You have red-wine splotches on your faces, because you stay pickled most days. You’re a bit nasty, and usually don’t wipe very well, so you stink……

You wear sport coats, and open collars and fancy yourselves sexy….but you look more like pervs, who I would not let my kids get anywhere near….because no adult would get near your smelly @$$#$…

Liberal women are about the same, fat and sloppy, w/ the attitude men want them…when their day burned out 30 years ago…but they still act like a catch…by claiming harassment…which is a joke…

Also: you have to believe there are really only about 10 posters on this site. You liberals are used to lies and deceit so much…you don’t think anyone can figure it out, when you change names to post…

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