Fashionable Safety
SMART JEWELRY LINE AIMS TO HELP KEEP WOMEN SAFE By Liz Gunn || Forgive me if this is old news to youYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
SMART JEWELRY LINE AIMS TO HELP KEEP WOMEN SAFE By Liz Gunn || Forgive me if this is old news to youYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
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If you were home and in the kitchen making me a sandwich, you wouldn’t need this.
Just sayin’.
Who doesn’t like a well made sammy by a pregnant housewife?
No pregnancies…just sammiches, please.
Hmmm, you two guys have a thing for a woman with a knife in her hand?
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Three guys are on their lunch break, talking about their wives. Two of them are bragging how they’re the “man of the house” while the third remains silent. After a while, one of the guys says to the third fellow, “You’ve been pretty quiet, pal. What’s the matter, does your wife boss you around?”
The third guy says, “Let me tell you guys something. Just the other night, my wife came to me crawling on her hands and knees.”
The first two guys look at him astonishingly and one says, “What was the reason for that?”
“She said, ‘Get out from under that bed and fight like a man you little weasel.”
I chipped my dog and it helped us find her. I wanted to chip my daughter. She said that she would just take her chances with the baby Glock she got last Christmas.
I like the Glock idea! For those situations where the Glock may be too large to take along, these aren’t a bad idea. One or two well placed shots will likely make a rapist lose his “ambition” rather quickly.
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One could always get one of each.
“Well placed shots?” …
And can she use those cuffs to track her errant boy friend?
This could be embarrassing if the wearer has to remove one of these items of jewelry to get comfortable before engaging in intimate physical activity. Can you imagine several of your friends showing up at your partner’s motel room, apartment, house, etc, just as things get good?
—- or her husband
Ouch, Shifty! That would be even worse!
— somewhere there is a joke for this
Sam Kemp had invited Tom Bronson, a new business associate from Arizona, to spend the weekend at his country estate. At the airport to fly home, Bronson was thanking Kemp for being such a good host. “My room was great. The food was terrific. The fishing and horseback riding were fun. And, more than anything else thanks for letting me sleep with your wife. She was terrific and the best I ever had!”
Boarding was announced. Kemp waved goodbye and left. A stranger walked over to Bronson and said, “Pardon me, but did I just hear you thank that man for letting you sleep with his wife? And that she was terrific and the best you ever had?”
Bronson said, “She really wasn’t, but Sam Kemp’s such a nice guy!”
It seems like you really focused on the vibration aspect of this technology.
You should opt for a pistol in your purse, much more reliable crime deterrent.
Hi Liz! How are the lungs and that shot arm? I hope they are better by now.
Hey – thanks for asking, I’m doing much better. My arm is fine, but my lungs are still on the mend. Although the pain in my chest is nearly gone, now I have a full blown cold. Good times! I’ll survive though :)
Glad to hear your arm is better and your lungs are getting there. Sorry about your cold. I hope it is all gone by the Holidays so you can enjoy them.
Everyone likes a girl with a good set of lungs.
I hope so, too. Although, if not – I’ll have a great excuse to excuse myself from some extended time with my in-laws. (kidding…okay, not really)
Ten bucks says the NSA has access to this system, whether the company knows it or not.
Another ten bucks says that if the company is successful, that it will only be a matter of time before it starts selling the data it collects to third parties.
… selling the data? like immediately?
BTW: I’ been asking my phone company if I get a cut of their FBI/NSA/DHS/FEMA/Small Animal Administration payments for selling my personal info. I’d even take credits on the phone & cable bills.
Perfect gift to give if you’re a stalker boyfriend.
— unless she loans it one night to Uncle Luigi’s wife
” I care about your safety, your health and I want to know exactly where you are at all times.”-Liz
Isn’t that what stalker chicks always say?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like “here, just in case you get abducted” jewelry.
Bluetooth has a range of 32 feet.
“It might be helpful . . . but I don’t see how it could really serve as a deterrent.”
I think that’s the point, Liz. When a company makes something incognito, they aren’t looking to deter behavior; rather, they are subtly achieving a responsive result.
Right. And my point is that I don’t feel like this product would really make me any safer – just easier to find my body after the fact. But they’re advertising it as a product to keep you safe.
Ya know Liz………do you really think men and women here on FITSNEWS are that unaware..? We are the type of people who would gladly trade places with Paul Revere and get on a horse and use our latest lamp technology to tell voters and taxpayers and shoppers and the homeless that the “British are coming”…!!! LIZ……you are no different. So stop writing like you are Jenny Sanford or Anita Zucker and start writing like a woman from the AMAZON…!!! ALL real women know that their fashion accessories are weapons…!!! A ring is a weapon to tell all Men that a heart is “spoken for”..! A necklace is a weapon to tell all other women if your “on the hunt or not”…! A dress is a weapon to tell MEN something about you just like SMOKE signals were used by frisky indians. So, don’t write a fluff piece like this and act like you don’t have a clue how it is really meant to be worn..!!
Liz….how can the info from this bracelet be used in a court of LAW in a class action lawsuit on behalf of mothers against BIG OIL…?? Dare to think about that LIZ…!?
Liz……how can this bracelet be used in a high school to teach kids how to track a politician…..or teacher………or boss…? Why would it benefit their education or PENSION or tax dollars…!?
LIZ…….maybe you need to sit back and think about a line of FITSNEWS fashion artillery…!?
Un-believe-able…….!!
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LOL…….
Well, Mr. Corrupt, do you have 3 questions….or not..?
+25 points and a “Father, Son, Holy G” gang sign badge…..
Uhhhhh…………………………………………………………… ok.
Whatsamatta CC? Don’t have the Google App to translate Lunatic to English?