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53 comments

Thanks, Chickenhead. November 14, 2014 at 11:39 am

Should they wear khaki shorts and pink shirts like the male Gamecock fans?

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Frank Howard November 14, 2014 at 11:42 am

LOL!

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SomalianRoadCorp November 14, 2014 at 11:42 am

Girls dig pastels

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Whatever, boy? November 14, 2014 at 11:55 am

Good thing men are into women.

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Squishy123 November 14, 2014 at 12:43 pm

Apparently so do the men at USCe.

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Get back to the trailer November 14, 2014 at 2:26 pm

Yeah purple and orange just scream masculine. Or fucking Kool-Aid.

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Squishy123 November 14, 2014 at 2:28 pm

This coming from a guy who’s team’s mascot is a chicken.

Never been up there for a game and only been on the campus one time so I guess I’ll take your word for it.

Frank Howard November 14, 2014 at 9:20 pm

That all you got, boy?

Speak Up Pussies November 14, 2014 at 11:45 am

You forgot the requisite Croakies holding their Costas on a stupid fucking visor. It’s the redneck version of metrosexual.

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Thanks, Chickhead. November 14, 2014 at 11:58 am

Male Gamecocks dress like Grandma is still picking out a nice outfit for brunch. And they stay that way until it’s time for their dippy ass wives to keep the up the tradition.

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????????? November 15, 2014 at 9:55 am

Male Gamecock fans are mostly in garnet, black or white. Polos, khakis, jeans…some pledges have to wear ties. I don’t really see any pastels on game day. And yes ALL of this is preferable to jorts, to answer your question.

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Gamecock Nation November 15, 2014 at 11:39 am

There’s a lady out there for every type of man. It ain’t much, but at least the boy Cocks have you.

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E Norma Scok November 14, 2014 at 11:45 am

And Gamecock fans have open drunken sex in a trashed parking lot.

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G.O.B. November 14, 2014 at 11:53 am

Hell Yeah!

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E Norma Scok November 14, 2014 at 11:56 am

Nuthin’ better than drunk fuckin’ on top of some chicken bones and a beer can, huh?

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Lenny November 14, 2014 at 12:06 pm

Exactly, always set your standards low and never be disappointed.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein November 15, 2014 at 5:39 pm

He moaned, “Oh that feels good.”

She replied, “It’s not in. It’s in the mud. Hold on….I’ll put it in.”

He asked “Is it in, now?”

She purred, “Yessss…”

He reluctantly requested, “Ummm…Can you put it back in the mud?”

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Didn't attend November 14, 2014 at 12:01 pm

And those are the ones who actually attended USC.

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Tazmaniac November 14, 2014 at 1:34 pm

Just think how nasty the local hotel rooms are when they choose a parking lot instead.

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Paladin November 14, 2014 at 12:14 pm

“My hatred for other SEC teams often stems from how nasty their fans were when I traveled to their stadium.”

Pot, meet Kettle.

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????????? November 14, 2014 at 12:28 pm

no

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Tisk, tisk November 14, 2014 at 12:52 pm

Hate is a mighty strong word, one not to be tossed around willy nilly. Sounds like Liz is exactly the type of nasty fan she is railing against. Go home to your glass house Liz.

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????????? November 14, 2014 at 1:40 pm

No

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Tisk, tisk November 14, 2014 at 2:45 pm

Disagreeing doesn’t mean this summation is incorrect. And simply saying “No” isn’t a very convincing argument in your defense.

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????????? November 14, 2014 at 10:48 pm

I don’t waste time arguing with stupid people.

E Norma Scok November 15, 2014 at 2:43 pm

Like every other woman alive, when they are proven wrong in an argument, they just get mad.

The way to make a woman even madder is to catch them in a lie. That REALLY sets them off.

TontoBubbaGoldstein November 15, 2014 at 5:33 pm

I don’t waste time arguing with stupid people.

TBG’s infamous Rule #3:

“Never argue with an idiot.”

Corollary # 1: “…people might not be able to tell who’s who.”

Corollary # 2: “…they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

Tisk, tisk November 17, 2014 at 8:08 am

How is my original point the least bit “stupid”?

sparklecity November 14, 2014 at 12:23 pm

Think about how many brain cells are being damaged due to impact and other sudden or chronic injuries on the field while you are having such a great time!!!!!!

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????????? November 14, 2014 at 12:34 pm

There are brain cells being damaged in the parking lot too…and across the street at the bar. ALL BY CHOICE mind you.

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Corky November 14, 2014 at 1:01 pm

Walking example^^^

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sparklecity November 14, 2014 at 9:09 pm

You are ABSOLUTELY wrong.

The football players are damaging themselves for fucking life and you attempt to pass it off as the dipshits getting drunk at tailgate parties.

By your endorsement of the shit (i.e. chronic brain damage and other life long injuries that is going on in college and professional football) you by way of social intercourse are even more to blame. You are no better than the crowds who cheered on the gladiators in Rome except that you are trying to capture some semblance of your youth 5-15 years ago (I know your type; It’s over sweetie, the bloom is off the rose but I know, your kind keeps on trying till around “40ish”- wish I had a dollar for every time I’ve seen it- pathetic really).

Sleep well Saturday into Sunday morning then look in the mirror and ask yourself: “How many of the players i cheerer/slammed on game day will be semi-vegetables in 5-15 years???

Chew on that sweet-cakes and tell me where I am wrong!!!!

God, you (and your kind) are so shallow!!!!

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????????? November 14, 2014 at 10:48 pm

Omg I can’t stop laughing! Pahahahaha. You seriously need a chill. Not about this topic -just in general. You have major issues dude.

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jesse November 14, 2014 at 10:51 pm

You’re right. Most of the commenters on this website need to chill.
There is a lot of hatin’ goin’ on.

sparklecity November 15, 2014 at 10:05 am

It ain’t hate, I’m just speaking the truth and some people can’t handle the truth or don’t want to face what is in front of their very eyes.

sparklecity November 15, 2014 at 10:03 am

Something tells me you are not laughing

“Chilling”?? Sorry, it ain’t in my DNA

Yeah, I’ve got “issues” because I give a shit and it ain’t about football (the “game” that is – not the players who have become nothing more than gladiators for the masses crammed into the stadiums and watching on the “boob tube”).

Again, you and supporters of a sport that is out of control on so many levels need to look into the mirror every Sunday & Monday morning and ask yourself this simple question:

“How many players that I cheered/slammed during the game(s) will suffer from the impact injuries they sustained for my misguided enjoyment 5-15 years from now”

????????? November 15, 2014 at 10:44 am

Believe me, I’m laughing. Of all the things to take on as your “cause” —football injuries?? Last time I checked, none of these guys are being forced to play football. I do believe the Roman Gladiators were enslaved! That’s a pretty weak comparison. Especially in the NFL where they make millions.

sparklecity November 16, 2014 at 9:18 pm

Wrongo “sweet-cakes”

Actually some gladiators were free men The top gladaitors who might have been slaves were freed and/or could buy their freedom and had their choice of any Roman woman they wanted (much like your beloved NFL & NBA players including college players depending which MILF gets in line first).
“Cause” = WTF!!!
Just pointing out the hypocrisy that football has become and yes I do give a shit unlike your ilk whose mindset is “well, nobody is forced to play football and that being the case I’ll party on and be purposely blind ot the ramifications of high impact injuries”.
Making millions??? Ask a those who made millions and are now ass broke.
I know, I know, I can answer that for you………

“Well, that was their choice and I can’t be blamed for their being ignorant of how to control their finances”.
“Just as long as there are more to play at “Williams-Brice” so long as I have a reason to make the social scene next football season”
Long and short: You pay/they pay but you don’t want to know or (even worse) don’t care the end about result of the arrangement.
Since none of the G.I’s there days are being “forced into the military” go to a VA clinic or hospital and tell some Iraq/Afghanistan vet who has been blown all to hell and tell him/her “well, you volunteered for it and you are going to get lifetime disability so here’s your wheelchair/seeing eye/ dog and get on with it”
Tell you what honey, I’ll drive you there and record your comments – how about that?????
And no, you are not laughing. You are lying you and I both know that.

sparklecity November 16, 2014 at 9:22 pm

Typo: = “You pay they PLAY”

Welcome to FitsNews November 14, 2014 at 12:49 pm

After the brain damage, they can come here and find a home amoungst peers.

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Not going back to Athens November 14, 2014 at 1:31 pm

My only trip to Athens began with a Georgia fan pulling a knife on my friend because of his tee-shirt on main street twenty yards away from two bicycle cops. We won the game and a second Georgia fan pulled a knife on both of us as were walking to our truck. He unfortunately didn’t really intend to use it and we gave him a good and thorough lesson in hospitality. Arriving at the truck we found it covered with bubble gum and beer cans. As it turns out we forgot to remove a magnet from the tailgate. As we waited for traffic to clear we watched as all of our team buses were pelted with beer bottles thrown from the railroad track as they hauled ass out of town. Fuck Georgia. Go Gamecocks.

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Squishy123 November 14, 2014 at 2:32 pm

Probably no worse than coming to the Columbia industrial park stadium and having the players and coaches spit on as they enter and exit the tunnel to the locker room.

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UGA Fans Are the Worst November 14, 2014 at 4:21 pm

A friend of mine got a mouthful of beer spit in her face at an Athens bar for wearing a Gamecock t-shirt while there for any away game against the Dawgs. Nasty fans.

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Tazmaniac November 14, 2014 at 1:32 pm

Liz, you are invited to my annual fried chicken dinner party. GO GATORS!!

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????????? November 18, 2014 at 9:48 am

How was that chicken?

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Tazmaniac November 18, 2014 at 10:13 am

Choked on it.

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9" November 14, 2014 at 2:20 pm

South Carolina has been better in basketball,at one time(McGuire),and baseball,since the dawn of man.Gamecock Football sucks.Always has.Always will.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r216GoJHVlE

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Slartibartfast November 14, 2014 at 7:00 pm

To quote Obiwan Kenobi, “I have a baaaaad feeling about this.” I know I’m the one who always says this is why they play the game, but I don’t see how the Cocks can win either FL or CU. Of course, there are miracles.

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E Norma Scok November 15, 2014 at 2:48 pm

Well, Watson’s torn ACL is the miracle in Clemson for cocks

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TontoBubbaGoldstein November 15, 2014 at 5:43 pm

I don’t see how the Cocks can win either FL or CU. Of course, there are miracles.

Friggin’ Smokey Robinson on Line 1……

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Slartibartfast November 16, 2014 at 12:37 pm

Indeed. What was the most fun about late Saturday afternoon, was listening to the”experts” yammer on about how this team or that team were doing or had done against Carolina, once the defense woke up.

Sincerely sorry about Watson. Knees are the weakness of contact sports.

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Buz Martin November 15, 2014 at 11:06 am

Gotta admire Liz for coming in here on the comment threads and holding her own.

OK, I did not intend a pun there at all, but …

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euwe max November 16, 2014 at 9:01 am

Do you think you could pull those off?

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