“BREAKS THE INTERNET …”
By FITSNEWS || We don’t get the whole Kardashian thing. Apparently they’re the most famous family in the world and every mindless utterance they make is newsworthy … and thus broadcast on national television. Which is a pretty high level of fame to have achieved on the basis of a leaked sex tape seven years ago.
Unlike two million loyal reality television viewers we don’t “Keep Up With the Kardashians.” We know one of them (the mother?) is married to former U.S. Olympian Bruce Jenner – who looks like a cross between Skeletor and Michael Jackson’s corpse these days. Meanwhile Kim (the most famous one) is married to rapper Kayne West. Or some basketball player.
We forget …
The whole family is a babbling monument to the vapidity of American society … and in the event our nation’s military industrial complex is successful in provoking a second Cold War with Russia, we hope the first nuke detonates squarely over their home.
The only redeeming thing about this entire family? Kim’s booty – which is the focus of a revealing photo shoot in the winter 2014 editions of New York’s Paper magazine.
“For our winter issue, we gave ourselves one assignment: Break The Internet,” the outlet noted. “There is no other person that we can think of who is up to the task than one Kim Kardashian West. A pop culture fascination able to generate headlines just by leaving her house, Kim is what makes the web tick.”
Well, until Barack Obama gets a hold of it … (the internet, not Kardashian’s rump).
To view the explicit image of Kardashian’s famed rear end for yourself (NSFW warning), CLICK HERE.
And yes … that’s impressive. Like, national landmark impressive. Something that needs to be preserved for posterior … err, posterity. But again … if your fame is based exclusively on your backside (and the voluminous number of people who have been permitted access to it), is it worth having?
Our guess is Kardashian’s estimated $70 million net worth is sufficient for most people to answer that question …
UPDATE: Looks like the booty thing is bigger than we thought. Literally.
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26 comments
It would be like slapping a waterbed.
Would that be a ‘good thing’ or a ‘bad thing’…?
Sometimes it’s neither, just a different experience.
:)
I took a look at it. I’d hit it.
You’d hit it and bounce off.
Must be a very slow news day.
Today, November 12 is officially—–
“CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE SOUL DAY”
Oh we’re so pretty,
Oh so pretty,
Vacant.
Great, so now Will is expanding into TMZ territory.
I guess this is just a progression like what we saw on the Discovery Channel and the History Channel where Honey Booboo and scripted reality shows are now the norm for those channels.
TLC used to be “The Learning Channel.” MTV used to be “Music Television.” CNN used to be “Cable News Network.” There’s no shortage of channels that went down the road of shitty “reality” TV for the $$$ and completely left their original purpose at the door.
The Free Market has spoken, it’s just spoken to the lowest common denominator is all.
Right you are Sir Smirks!!!!!
“The Free Market has spoken, it’s just spoken to the lowest common denominator is all.”
We have met the enemy, & he is us.
Couldn’t agree more
Sure am glad I have a bunch of VCR tapes of the History Channel plus a few of Discovery Channel before those networks went into the shitter.
Greatly disappointed in both networks fer sure.
I’ve got two combo VCR/DVD players in unopened boxes if/when my present DVD/VCR combo player craps out!!!
Love those things, you can still score them on Amazon btw…I use them for my kids because the wife picks up old Disney movies on VHS for .25 at garage sales.
If I wanted to see a fat ass, I’d just go to Walmart.
fat or callipygian!?! Help Kim Kardashian break the internet http://vinesnap.net/#kimkardashian
She looks like a fuckin cartoon, Jessica Rabbit.
Yawn! Tits or GTFO!!!!
um photoshop?
Definitely photoshopped. A fake picture of a fake person.
Here’s Chelsea Handler’s rebuttal: https://www.facebook.com/chelseahandler?fref=nf
That’s just plain nasty! And not in a good way.
Back to the FITSNews “Bread and BUTTer.”
Someone has already age enhanced the picture to show what it’ll look like in 5 years.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2NZE9jCIAA4swD.jpg:large
yuck!
Coco Austin (alias Coco-T)……better proportions
wonder if she “moos” when she wakes up?