America: All About That Bass
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Now THIS is a storyk can sink my teeth into
Who would have ever thought that women would be trying to have big fat ass. Just another sign of the decline of America.
So THAT’S what all of those women at the Simpsonville Walmart were wearing. I thought they all were just a bunch of fatass rednecks with cheesy tattoos. You know, the kind that are attached to the backs of loud Harleys.
A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The reason that they have not been too intimate is because not only is she very flat chested her enormous booty is fake as well
“If you want to cancel the wedding, then I’ll understand,” she said. The guy remarked, “I don’t mind that you’re flat top and bottom and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage anyway.”
Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also had a confession to make. The reason that they have not been too intimate is because he is just like a baby below the waist. The girl remarked, “I don’t mind like a baby below the waist, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage anyway.”
And so, the happy couple went on to Vegas and got married. On their wedding night, the girl took off her clothes. True to her word, her chest was as flat as a washboard and her butt cheeks would fit in a tea cup. Then, the guy took off his clothes. After one glance at his naked body, the girl fainted and fell to the floor.
When she regained consciousness, the guy said, “I told you before we got married, so why were you so surprised?”
“You told me it was just like a baby.” The guy replied, “It is! 8 pounds and 21 inches long!”
After Diana married Prince Charles she was extremely disappointed on their wedding night. She discovered that not every ruler is 12 inches long.
He’s not a ruler, yet, and the way Queen Elizabeth II is going, he may never be!
— and I wouldn’t mind if my genetics were as good as hers
This just shows how incredibly sexist society is. Women can wear padded bras and now padded panties and society doesn’t bat an eye. If a guy shoves a few pairs of socks for extra padding in his underwear, though, everyone laughs at it.
— especially the other guys!
Then there was the guy who told his wife that black underwear turned him on, so she didn’t wash his shorts for a month.
If a guy shoves a few pairs of socks for extra padding in his underwear, though, everyone laughs at it.
Maybe yer doin’ it wrong…..
PRO TIP:
Put the socks in the FRONT.
Read about this, including Booty Pop yesterday on CNN. If you must run articles about women’s butts please let Liz, Mandy or Taylor write them. The comments are much more colorful that way.
L.A. face with the Oakland booty!
yuck.
Thinner people tend to be successful, while fat people are usually poor…… Or maybe it’s successful people are thin and poor people are usually fat. Either way, it’s pretty accurate.