NOW IT’S A PARTY!
By FITSNEWS || It’s always interesting when politicians attempt to lend their imprimatur to certain dates on the calendar. You never know when hilarity will ensue …
Take S.C. Comptroller General Richard Eckstrom – who recently penned a piece for Midlands Biz (editor’s note: huh?) touting National Mental Health Awareness Week.
Eckstrom’s piece is curious because if there’s anyone on the front lines of mental health issues … it’s him.
“If left untreated, mental illness can wreck lives, destroy families, cause people to abuse drugs and alcohol, and result in physical illness,” Eckstrom wrote.
Really? He’s telling that to us?
Because last time we checked this guy and his star-crossed lover were Exhibit A.
Like far too many male politicians in the Palmetto State, Eckstrom is a borderline sociopath with chronic narcissistic tendencies and an incurable case of “Look at Me” syndrome.
Depsite his abysmal failure at life (and at his job), he remains a shoo-in to be reelected because he has an “R” beside his name and nobody credible challenged him in the GOP primary.
Ah, South Carolina …
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At least,Rhoda seems happy,but is that a venereal wart on his face?
They are swingers I hear.
Is he over sharing now like Sanford?
When are we going to hear that Sanford is back with “He truly is the love of my life, ” Chapur?
Mental Illness advocating for Mental Health Week. Who would’ve thunk!
Kelly was overheard at a local bar the other night. “I love him and all, but I’ll be damned if getting him worked up and ready to go is like trying to start and old chain-saw. I pulled on that damn thing for 30 minutes the other night and I had to take a cigarette break. When I came back in, ready for another go at it, hell, he was laying there snoring with his Mickey Mouse briefs down around his ankles. I just screamed right then. You know, I need a younger guy. That was so groce. I wanted to puke. Then I thought, hell, there aren’t many politicians around these day that aren’t gay or have herpes. Shit my arm is still sore. My new nickname for him is going to be Poulan. Pullin on the Poulan again, my daddy used to say. We had a neighbor who had a Poulan and that damned thing never would start.”
A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the Playboy movie channel. He looked at her and asked, “Do you think we can still do that?”
“Well, we can sure try!” she answered. So they shuffled off to the bedroom. He went into the bathroom to get ready and she took off all her clothes in the bedroom. When he came out of the bathroom, he saw her standing on her head in the middle of the bedroom floor.
“What are you doing, sweetheart?” he asked.
“Well,” she replied, “I thought if you couldn’t get it up,
maybe you could just drop it in!
And to think, those two have pictures of themselves having sex on his desk and couch in his office at the Capitol!
That if fucking hilarious!! You should do stand-up.
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thanks, glad you enjoyed it!
She’s a dumb cunt!
Can’t we skip one of these gross outs and get a quality porn pic? This is making me sick!
— crazy ‘n a sprayed roach.
Isn’t this the same plastic gold digger I’ve seen Bob Peeler with?
She can forget it. Can you imagine following Peeler, or Eckstrom…….total fumigation, DDT and antibiotics, inside and out!!
I think you are getting her confused with Julie from Greenville.
Well according to her Facebook she likes collecting old things! With Eckstrom and, or Peeler, it should read, old and ugly things she collects.
About sums it up!
The best part of this post is Fits FINALLY conceding that state elections in SC are one party shows anymore.
Eckstrom is going to be ReElected because he is the Republican candidate.
Leave these people alone, you Freakin’ CREEP…
lulz
You only like the new news when its NOT about your faves?
i love how you made alien bug eyes and lizard princess such hot local celebs LMFAO!!!!!! please make up a story and print it as true that bug eye and dawndy mercerplank are rumored to be having an affair. Thank you in advance.
An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his
utter astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as a rock for the first time in three months. He shook his wife by the shoulder until she woke up and showed her his enormous boner.
“You see that thing, woman?” he happily exclaimed. “What do you think we ought to do with it?”
With one eye open, his wife replied, “Well, now that you’ve got all the wrinkles out, this might be a good time to wash it.”
According to Payne’s Facebook she love’s collecting old things….Eckstrom is certainly that…… SC voters are idiots.
Dutch Fork parfents, aren’t you proud? What is the over/under on how many days before she’s trashing him on Facebook for breaking it off?