RESTAURANT REVIEW : Tazza Kitchen
By Liz Gunn || I know some of you are you still reeling from the piece I did on Trenholm Plaza. WellYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
By Liz Gunn || I know some of you are you still reeling from the piece I did on Trenholm Plaza. WellYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
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I like your work, Liz…but I see enough food pics on Facebook.
Oooh, if you aren’t a fan of food pics, steer clear of my Instagram! (I do try and refrain on Facebook.)
can you put a whole ice cream sandwich in your mouth at once?
A husband comes home with a half gallon of ice cream. He asked his wife if she wants some.
“How hard is it?” she asked.
“About as hard as my dick,” he replies.
To which she replied, “OK, then. Pour me some.”
Now that’s funny. I’ll be sure to tell this one at my next girl’s dinner out.
We need to revolt by putting pictures of plain, boring food on Facebook.
“Here’s my gourmet lunch: a processed chicken salad sandwich and a can of store-brand root beer. Mmmm mmmm good!”
… here’s my pic – a can of wolf brand chili, lots of grated cheddar and onions, fresh out of the microwave!
****….meanwhile, over in the State Farm “Charleston 9” canteen…..***
Bill Frehse: “Can you believe this article..? Here we sit munching on Grilled Cheeze nachos and sipping Coke Zero because Bobby Harrell has torpedoed our sales leads and Lizz Gunn is posting such delicious pictures to rub our noses into food at a eatery we cannot be seen dead at..?
Paula Hampton: ” I am so embarrassed……I cannot believe Bobby would not give us fellow State Farm teammates a heads up on this big media fog he is taking knives for….”
Chelsea Heintz: ” I guess this is what happens when you pork 900 Million to BOEING without a taxpayer vote. I know I was totally floored by the BOEING news but my policy sales have been quite brisk up until this media fiasco….!!”
Troy Herndon: ” I wonder who Insures the Tazza Kitchen …? That would be a great residual catch. I can’t believe Liz Gunn would not divulge that info…! I wonder just how much a certain BOEING lobbyist credit card has been used to press some taste buds lately…?
Mary Joseph: ” Where is the link to the menu in this article? Do they offer carryout and free delivery….maybe we can get Bobby to fly up to Columbia to get our orders if we put some in…? ”
Gail Williamson: ” Ya know, that insurance “sunset” at the Sanctuary in a few weeks may be the perfect time to have Tazza deliver some Golf Course “snacks”. Maybe Liz Gunn will get some actual tastebud feedback. I’m gonna make a call……”
I do need to add a link to their web site – oops! Thanks for pointing that out. (No delivery, but I’m sure they offer take out)
Liz…..when you have time and need something to read while munching on some Tazza “starters”…..
read this and have some reflection…. https://firstlook.org/theintercept/2014/09/25/managing-nightmare-cia-media-destruction-gary-webb/#respond
…what is one thing YOU have that Gary does not have..?
Dare to wonder what questions to ask GRAHAM while you both dine under a Tazzo umbrella…?
This guy PhilMyAsswithDick is the biggest troll loser i have seen on Fits in years.. Let’s all guess what he does and what he likes ..ready go…
I think Phil lives in a van and fuks cats.. And films it for cash ..
Liz……..appreciate the menu update link. Also…….. have you thought about this info here.. http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/aug/15/moldova-fights-back-russia-food-bans
How would Moldova Apples be used in a Tazzo Kitchen…? Dare to wonder if some Tyson (Clinton deal ) chickens will be traded for Moldovan Apples in a trade swap..? How would that benefit a Charleston Port or cold storage STATE FARM insurance dominoes…?
Liz…….do you like ……..APPLES..?
http://moldova.usembassy.gov/090914.html
Liz……….
third time is the …fashion “charm”….
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/oct/02/la-fashion-district-raid-cartel-rules-money-laundering
Liz……dare to wonder why this is not reported in JASPER or Georgetown or Charleston..?
Liz……you can use Google Earth to map a Latino garment district in Hannahan…..can you not..?
Never met a joint that wouldn’t give you a bag of food for 50 bucks.
One day I hope that my biggest responsibility of the day is to go have lunch at some wannabe trendy restaurant with my friends (while my spouse works) and write an article about it.
Businesswoman, indeed.
You always have enough time to write your smartass comments!
And I didn’t have to spend 3 hours at lunch to do it.
No, you spend 8 to10 hours a day trolling this site and writing your idiot comments. If you don’t like the article, move on.
Amen
This is a dinner review you dumb fuck. Why can’t you read?? Clearly you can type.
Hey a-hole….I’m one of the friends Liz went with and we went after work after all 5 of us worked our asses off at real jobs that day. That offends me because Liz is my good friend and one of the strongest, most intelligent, bad-ass women I’ve ever met, but it also offends me because you’re assuming we went at lunch in our effing poodle skirts while our hubby’s earn our martini’s. Get into this century, dick. P.S. Women can vote now too.
Women can vote now too
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Are you liberated enough to snort cocaine and drink out of a keg while standing on your head?
CLAP…CLAP..CLAP.CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
Is that something like giving her the clap????
Wow..you told me!
I’d love to know what “real jobs” these are.
Why don’t you start by telling us what real job you have that allows you to hang on FITS news all damn day.
E Norma Scok has nothing else to do but type on here. Its the only reason he gets out of bed in the morning. He is a fat, pimpled, dirty, smelly, scared and therefore anonymous, 40+ year old man still living his mothers basement and calls himself a “gamer” while playing Halo so it sounds as if he has a title of some sort. He even claims to be married, although a blow up doll cant really be considered a wife. He doesn’t understand he in fact does have a title. Its called a Troll. The funny part about it is, while he keeps clicking here so much to complain and bitch and troll, its his clicks that help keep the money coming in, and he is too stupid to see that. Why waste anytime on someone like that?
Best not to feed the trolls Marisa but it is nice to see somebody get served up proper from time to time :-)
I for one thought it was a great review and anytime you ladies would like to go out again…give me call!
What about pics of the toilets? I want to know how clean a place’s bathrooms are before I go there to eat because when I eat I usually tend to shit. Are there brown smears or gobs on the back of the seats? What about cottage cheese on the front of the seats because the bitch before me had a bad yeast infection from screwing the Pillsbury Dough Boy the night before? These are the things I want to know about in a restaurant.
Here, Here, not to mention the smell of piss. I work with people that don’t flush the urinals, most, or all, black, disgusting.
Now *that* is a *real* job!
I’ve worked with *workers* too.
You Miss, are a real lady. Can I buy you a shot and a pack of Marlboro’s?
I hate restaurants.You usually have to watch other people eat,which is disgusting.If you don’t feel like cooking,go to,Hite’s on Dreher Rd.Best Q in the whole wide world.
Is that a restaurant ?
Take-out only.It’s incredibly good.
http://www.wltx.com/story/news/2014/02/08/1639026/
Good to know, I’ll check it out, thanks.
Restaurants are Ebola incubators.
Where do you catch a damn Tilefish in Columbia? Local fresh catch. These places.
Otherwise your review made me hungry and curious so I will check it out.
Stone ground corn tostadas, yada, yada, yada. I don’t care if they smashed them with a fire extinguisher as long as they taste good. I long for the simpler days where dishes had one or two word names.
Well done Liz. Great Review.
Thanks, glad you enjoyed it!
Catura was decent but overrated. Tazo is pretty much the same but with a worse menu. I don’t get it. Anyone know why they shut down just for that? Same owner right?
Hey Liz-
There’s another joint you should try in Irmo, it’s “Sun Ming”.
What makes it unique from other Chinese:
1. It has more authentic, actual Chinese food on the back pages of their dinner menu.
2. $5 mixed drinks that are pretty good.
Let me know how you like it.
I look forward to checking that out! Thanks for the tip.