Who Wants a Vagina Cookie?
APPARENTLY THEY DO EXIST By Liz Gunn || When I saw this headline this morning on Buzzfeed I figureYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
APPARENTLY THEY DO EXIST By Liz Gunn || When I saw this headline this morning on Buzzfeed I figureYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
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I’d challenge the mother to first eat my dick cookies, with my special icing, before having any further conversation on the matter with her.
Shifty withholds judgment until after he has examined the recipe.
What if they were lemon juice douche flavored vagina cookies?
The secret ingredients are tuna and small curd cottage cheese…its this part of the recipe that keeps the condiments coming.
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Liz, you must have known you’d never get any serious comments on that subject from this crowd!
Like teaching sex ed in middle school.
more like *not* teaching sex ed in middle school!
So what kind of “serious” comment does this story justice?
“Oh, what a shame! I can’t believe she’s trying to force vagina cookies down our youths throat.”
Blah, Blah, Blah….
Give me the jokes any day over “seriousness” on fucking vagina cookies.
This mom is not a real femi-nazi.If she was she would have brought an aborted fetus for show and tell.
mmmm…. fetus!
The gynecologist raised his head after completing his examination. “I’m sorry,” he said, “but removing that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy and delicate operation.”
“I’m not sure I can afford it, “sighed the young woman on the examination table. “Why don’t you just replace the batteries?”
Methinks Liz is collecting material for her additional vocation as a stand-up comic…
This story is bullshit…check Snopes.
Most stuff that originates on Reddit is.
Judy Chicago made these triangle-shaped cookies for The Dinner Party. You can find them at the Brooklyn Museum of Art. But they’re ceramic. Sorry, guys.
Not only is the mother bat sh*t crazy, sending harassing and/or threatening emails is a federal crime. All in all, sounds like a case for DSS (but not South Carolina’s).
emails.. federal crime…
um.. huh?
OK, I’ll bite…….
Is FITS so tame now that you guys can’t even show vagina cookies in the art for this post? YEESH!
There is actual vagina cookie clip art out there, and some of it is public domain.
Don’t ask me how I know this.
Masturbating to vagina cookies HAS to be a new low….but I like your honesty.
/// Masturbating to vagina cookies ///
Hadn’t thought of that. I’d have to do it while eating them, of course.
TBG wants a milkshake with his cookies.
from the Korova milk bar!
Taste salty.
Depends. Some taste (and smell) really sweet. Interestingly enough (noted through comparing notes with friends and personal observations), those sweet ones are often found on chicks that are bi.
I want a vagina cookie
Instead of biting these cookies, you lick them.
Also, I am guessing that these cookies could be consumed and still allow you to maintain a vagiterian diet.
This could destroy the Catholic Church, just by rumor!
How is a woman empowered by her body exactly?
If they have about a 5 face or better AND they have big boobs with a skinny waist they don’t have to work any more.
I thought vagina cookies were red, silly me. LOL
pink with purple trim.
FINALLY!
The vagina topic has arrived!!!
Now… let’s have one on what can a man do to transfix a woman’s attention in a similar “fashion” as a woman when showing a man her tits.
Be filthy rich. That’s about it. Only thing that remotely compares, with a whole bunch of them — unless they are junkies, tweek-heads or crack whores.
Oh, yeah, there’s the brains and humor thing. Largely theoretical, especially the older you get — but yeah, sometimes it works right good.
Oh, yeah, there’s the brains and humor thing. Largely theoretical, especially the older you get — but yeah, sometimes it works right good.
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I’ve heard about that one.. but didn’t researchers track that down to a compliment used by gold diggers as a smokescreen for being rich? The statistics showed a zero correlation for attractive women and the brains and humor of poor, ugly men.
Dunno. Anecdotal speaking, though, while I’ve had zero experience with being butt-ugly. But as a fat old guy between periods of peak prosperity, I have from time to time gotten wildly — almost impossibly — lucky. Had to be the brains and humor thing.
Thank Jebus that experimental girls do not exist only in Kevin Smith flicks.
Vaginas should be kept secret… even after marriage.. let light never fall on that region of the female body, lest men run screaming from their houses into the streets…
“vaginas are *people*!”
The psychological scars from even *seeing* a thing like that…
Max, very interesting —– I’m not even going to try to compete with that…
It’s not a competition, it’s a collaboration!
The Liz Gunn Vagina Cookie Monologue
nom nom nom..
Whatever……………………………………
How to prove that the woman enjoys sex more than the man. When your ear itches and you put your little finger in and wiggle it around and take it out again, what feels better – your finger or your ear?
Shifty,…….you need to be interviewed by Rosie O’Donnell…..
I try very, very hard to avoid obnoxious people
“He just kept rushing through the lovemaking, which is the part I like, the beginning part. Most women are like that. We need time to warm up. Why is this hard for you guys to understand? You’re the first people to tell us not to gun a cold engine. You want us to go from zero to sixty in 5.5. We’re not built like that. We stall.”
…like waiting in line while a woman pays for something.
You didn’t know there are such things as vagina cookies? Really? There are vagina cookies, vagina cupcakes, vagina cakes, vagina lollipops, etc. usually served at bachelor parties and even baby showers.
In thinking more about this, shouldn’t the mom have sent some fish tacos for their lunches?
And you wonder why this society is in the gutter, gurgling septic water.
You used to have to be creative, or at least interesting to get attention. Now all the shortcut-takers just go Filthy…Bottom-feeders gotta eat. I know that…but when they become engorged, while decency starves, is it any wonder women are looked at like stock-yard meat?
God bless our daughters, and save them from this cesspool of thought.
Didn’t read the article, just the headline and wanted to say “yes, please!”
Straw feminist tale
http://www.snopes.com/info/news/cookies.asp
Ok, so undetermined means it didn’t happen? Can we apply this to “exaggerated” tales like Sandy Hook?
While our actual constitutional rights are being eroded away by an overreaching government, idiots like this are bellyaching about their made up right to impose liberalism on second graders. We are living in Idiocracy people.
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No,thank you.I had one before,and it tasted just like anchovies.
boobies
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