HOW THE UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH CAROLINA TAILGATES …
By FITSNEWS || So there’s a video clip making the rounds in the Southeastern Conference. And we think this clip is worth writing about because it tangentially involves the University of South Carolina football program – yet mercifully doesn’t require us to write on the current status of the University of South Carolina football program.
The video in question was taken by an enterprising citizen journalist (ahem, cough) just prior to the University of South Carolina’s 21-20 defeat at the hands of unranked Missouri on Saturday.
It shows, well …
It shows, ummm …
It shows …
According to Busted Coverage , it shows “a guy going missionary on a chick who’s wedged between an SUV and a fence.”
Wow … and they say good old-fashioned courting is dead?
Here’s the video … and yes, before you click on that link be advised it is very NSFW.
Oh … and every bit as classy as the pre-game pile-driving depicted in this clip? The giggling redneck with the shirt on his head who implores his buddy to “go back there and take a leak” as a pretext for observing the romantic interlude.
Ah, South Carolina …
UPDATE: Well, well … it appears as though someone has set the interlude to “Sandstorm,” the Gamecocks’ crowd-pumping theme song: HERE.
RAPID REACTION
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Will, let's be crystal clear, you can go to "class" but it won't make you "classy." This video is confirmation! ????
— RhysTay (@iRhysTay) September 29, 2014
That was… unexpected RT@fitsnews: Stay Classy, Gamecock Fans http://t.co/Y5RBYG9EL3 #sports
— Woody Whitehurst (@woodywhitehurst) September 29, 2014
68 comments
I don’t care who these folks are a fan of, but this sickens me. This girl, in my opinion is inebriated and a victim of rape. I hope this gets investigated. I also hope those pussies behind the camera get justice for not intervening.
You might as well hang around Five Points any given weekend and make sure no one gets picked up while under the influence and later shows their love for the “Cocks”. I suspect you’ll have you hands full keeping the drunk gals and the wide-eyed lotharios apart.
So anytime you and your partner get down after one too many drinks, are you victims of rape?
Ah, where would this world be without its “injustice collectors”, who live an a universe where sex without a sworn affidavit spelling out intent and desire by the female party always equals rape?
If the guy was drunk and the girl wasn’t did she rape him?
Maybe SHE looked like UGA and Clarence Carter was the drunk one…
I guess we know now how the change in content is going for the “The Founding Editor.”
It’s hard to make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
Mrs. FITS, I guess it’s up to you to keep the mortgage current for the foreseeable future.
Maybe I’m dumb but isn’t the point of a cut-down for people to understand it? I don’t get what you are saying here …
You don’t get a lot of what civil people say, FITS. It’s a peculiar weakness of yours.
You have made a point of your intentions to “clean up” the site and introduce content for an expanded audience. Yet you just can’t remove yourself from the base content on which you founded the site.
FITS, you’re back to chicken shit, not chicken salad. Not that it’s a surprise to your readers.
It’s hard to make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
Well, you -could- make chicken salad with it, but DHEC would have a word with you if you tried to sell it.
You mean you’d get a C on your next inspection and end up on restaurant report card? No worries you can get a 97 on re-inspection and win a Golden Spatula.
Reminds JLIMBJ of Rita on the US Capitol steps, back in the day.
Good times.
Good times.
Well, uh, that’s… something, I guess.
We have a scandal – “Tail-Gate 2014”
Questionable act – Check
Possibly Illegal – Check
Vague Video Evidence of who is involved – Check
How long before the Leon Ranger tries to make a case on this?
the Leon Ranger…
*chuckles*
We could also go with Leon the Long Dong of the Law.
+1 from SCOTUS Justice Clarence Thomas and TBG.
I don’t know, word is they call him “Lil’Leon around the locker room…
If he had a bong sitting next to him, rest assured there would be a manhunt.
I bet if you look around in the litter at the Tail-Gate crime scene you can find a discarded joint somewhere.
Funny…sad…true.
Is anyone else disgusted by the amount of litter at this “tail-gate” spot?
Class is something this blog seems to exhibit less and less of. Too bad.
We posted a link to a video … a video which blocked out any nudity. WE ARE SO BAD. Shoulda read this site 2 years ago … there was literally no class LOL.
You don’t get a lot of what civil people say, FITS. It’s a peculiar weakness of yours.
You have made a point of your intentions to “clean up” the site and introduce content for an expanded audience. Yet you just can’t remove yourself from the base content on which you founded the site.
FITS, you’re back to chicken shit, not chicken salad. Not that it’s a surprise to your readers.
Sorry for the redundant post, but your head is thick as a watermelon.
I have read your site since its inception. You have an amazing opportunity to make a real difference in the political awareness of your readership. The crude, sophomoric bent to freshman tastes should be beneath you by now; nor does it lend any credibility to you or your contributing writers. Get back in the ball game.
Tits.
Get a life, if all there ever was was politics 24/7 there’d be nobody here.
Strange, I thought he was getting classier day by day.
Even a drunk is allowed to fall of the wagon now and then.
But then again, you know that don’t you…you are “appalled” yet have read his site “since its inception”.
lol…you’re like the pedo priest that wacks off to boy scout magazines and then hates himself and everyone around him for his dirty thoughts, spreading misery everywhere.
Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she’s doing, she kills herself. After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they’re doing, they bury her. After another week, they’re so ashamed of what they’re doing, they dig her up
again
Millennials…what societal norms will they defile next?
The same ones every generation has. The only difference is all their um deviant behavior is recorded for posterity. (Translation: People have been getting it on in public since their were people and public.)
After the football game a guy, after a night of
heavy drinking, woke up to find two rings around his penis – one orange, the other brown. He rushed to the emergency room where, after examining this oddity, the doctor says, “There’s good news and bad news. The good news is that the orange ring is lipstick. The bad news is that the brown ring is Skoal.”
Curious – doubt if the girl really enjoyed it. Damn all that TRASH!
Yea, the trash would really kill the mood of a good, half-clothed lay between the fence and a car at a football game…
TBG thinks she was *sassyfied*.
Using WiFi NSA Super Doppler CBS CSI-NCIS-SVU in HD w/ nano-technology, TBG recovered this audio:
“Stroke it Sakerlina…but don’t stroke so fast.
If my stuff ain’t tight enough…you can stroke it up my ***”
I don’t know Shifty, it seems you are missing all the ambiance. He was probably a gentleman and spread out some used paper plates on the ground/mud for her before taking her to pound town.
Not only that, but he had the decency to stick with missionary to keep things relatively private and romantic.
Most liberal men have no idea about pleasure for the woman. That’s why you don’t get call-backs. And it’s why almost all lesbians are Democrat. You selfishly take. It’s never about anybody but you. Ain’t no woman got time fo’ dat.
THIS..I have to hear.
Please…opine on how YOU would pleasure a woman. If you knew one. Or didn’t have to tie one up in your basement.
Cling to your myths…LMAO… It has your party about to bounced out of the Senate, and your god is polling in the 30’s on approval.
So I don’t have to ask how that’s workin’ out for ya’…
“opine on how YOU would pleasure a woman.”
May I guess?
He would titillate her with silence.
Not quite sure but I think that is a scented mood candle burning by his left shoulder, up under the truck. The funniest part was he wasn’t doing it on the tailgate because he was ashamed, rather it was he just wasn’t willing to share.
Absolutely despicable. Will, you are as about as low as they are for posting.
How was the arraignment Scooter?
FITS and the Liberal-Tarians say anybody ought to be able to do anything they want, to whomever they want, whenever they want…and as long as it’s not praying; the liberals agree.
So why do you people make a big deal of this? These are your daughters, empowering themselves. This is your village. It’s the society Hillary told us we must create. This is how FITS, Lizenby and Felonious Punk see women as being fit for. This is woman roaring and women’s lib, w/ open-minded leftwing men rhythmically supporting your emancipation all the way….
FITS just has convinced his drooling idiots that he can have it both ways – like any female batterer – He can have his, and eat it too…while everybody else – especially women used up by these cretins- starves.
SC Penetration Digest is just upset because it wasn’t gay sex and now he has nothing to get off to tonight. Alas you should check the bathroom at Sears more often, and the James R. Metts Boat Landing.
Anyone happen to know where T-Rav was during this time ???
You mean Sanford…
“He’s worried,” Bob says, “that if FBI agents come and kick in his door, he’s probably gonna shoot a few of them.”
If only there were something George Zimmerman could do to keep that from happening. But life as a Zimmerman just isn’t easy.
Read more at http://wonkette.com/561941/george-zimmermans-entire-family-oppressed-by-internet#fbxXBtb4R4llRljG.99
And I thought this was going to be about a chick flipping the bird…
That dude was really short stroking her, too.
It’s all a matter of perspective. In his mind he may have been long stroking her.
I guess you can’t win, FITS. Yesterday the peanut gallery whines bc you would NEVER post a “stay classy Gamecocks post” bc you’re such a homer. So you post one and they think YOU’RE as low as the guy fucking her? As the guy taping it? Seriously. Can. Not. Win. Not with this crowd.
I gave it up for Fits.
And he’s right. Get some damn sense cock fans, quit doing this dumb shit, and for God’s sake, have a little pride and don’t trash up you tailgate so bad. Some of y’all are pigs.
Clearly this is a college tailgate and every college has a tailgate spot that gets trashed. It’s the nature of the party.
uh huh.
Pack it in.
Pack it out.
Of course TBG is referring to your tailgate trash.
What would Jameis Winston say?
What Would Jameis Do?
Quit resisting bitch.
At least she wasn’t getting in the ass like the Gamecocks did Saturday night.
Governor…?
War, don’t fail me now!
In 2046, this video will resurface as this sassy lass makes her bid for the S.C. Republican gubernatorial nomination. Mired in 4th place at 12%, the re-release of this video by her opponents skyrockets her to a landslide primary victory in June. Come the fall, her “Moral and Family Values” campaign steamrolls 75-year old Vincent Sheheen by asking voters to disregard the long ago tailgate porking and focus on the real issue: that South Carolinians will not tolerate an elected official named “Vince.” The filmmaker and fellow gawkers all receive cushy jobs in her cabinet. The male lead in this Gamecock edition of “Girls Gone Wild” is re-elected to his First District congressional seat.
They had more fun at that sorry game than me, unfortunately! Good for them.
You videotaped it… for click bait. You are the least classy person involved.
So…you’re suggesting that Our Founding Editor is a masterclickbaiter?
My friend is the one who recorded this video. We didn’t know who the people were, we just walked by and happened to see it. Your information regarding the details is incorrect, this was actually recorded at a tailgate prior to the East Carolina game 2 weeks ago, not the Missouri game. It’s interesting to see a viral video before it was viral, and how the story always changes from the truth somehow.
Looks like she was giving what she got.