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Sources tell FITS the Lenox VIP Club – one of Columbia, South Carolina’s most adventurous adult entertainment venues – is preparing a grand reopening.
We haven’t received word regarding the specific date of this event, but we’re told the club will emerge from a multi-year hiatus within the next few weeks. In fact club owners are reportedly interviewing dancers in anticipation of the grand reopening.
Located at 6023 Two Notch Road (here) – Lenox VIP Club caters to consumers who enjoy black female dancers … and a certain “anything goes” approach to adult entertainment.
Make sure to bring money that folds, though, because the bouncers at the door will use metal-detecting wands on all patrons attempting to enter the facility.
FITS supports all forms of adult entertainment, which is why we have consistently argued for the decriminalization of prostitution.
Anyway, we welcome the Lenox VIP Club back to Columbia and wish its owners and employers well in their future endeavors …
UPDATE: Awwww yeah …
(Pic: Columbia Closings)
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I can only imagine the smell in that place.
Will they have a daycare in the back for the dancer’s kids?
Those places have a lot more than daycare in the back.
No way, Bengies car is there too make sure ! At least to make good on the stink part !
Humping single mom’s in front of their kids can be uncomfortable, until you do it enough.
You mean it’s like a nude Dexter Lake Club?
“I can only imagine the smell in that place.”
A mixture of White Owl’s, yeast infections, and Hennessy.
Don’t forget cocoa butter, gotta do something to prevent even more stretch marks.
Those big cheeks clapping, cocoa butter dripping off those gelatinous behinds. Can someone please help me clean the vomit off of my keyboard?
I can only imagine the smell in that place.
Will they have a daycare in the back for the dancer’s kids?
If FITSNEWS will pay for the uh… expenses, TBG offers his services as an onsite reporter.
Shake it like a salt shaker and grind it like a pepper grinder!!!
I suspect the Columbia City Council is already working on new zoning restrictions to shut them down as we speak.
Why not? The mayor doesn’t spend his singles at an SC strip club.
At least not one without white women in it.
And not while on a personal, err…business trip.
Let me think back. Those places on river rd. Didn’t they go on for years, oblivious to City intervention? Harpolean(sp) killed a bouncer. 76 arrests at ChasTITIES in one year. Help me here someone. Am I delusional?
Yes, but I don’t think it was Harpootlian who shot anyone. It was an attorney, but not him. RCSD SWAT went to his home to arrest him and as I recall, their display of “marksmanship” when he chose to shoot at them was abysmal.
I’m delusional. But please tolerate me site members. I have an insaishably hungry parasitic twin attached to my groin and am tri-polar. More to come.
It’s ok man. Around here, were all kind of f’d up in one way or another. You are among friends.
Will, I can understand why you favor legalizing prostitution. You having a daughter and all, I understand your enthusiasm. Prostitution provides another business opportunity for her. Now Will, don’t be prudish or judgmental. Prostitution would be a legal and respected profession. A father would be proud to set up a daughter in business for herself. She could hang the framed dollar from her first customer. That would be next to the antidiscrimination poster. It is different from most businesses. You probably wouldn’t want to be the first customer, but maybe GrandTango. If not I’ll do the honors and bring a crisp new dollar. You could pass her business cards out to all your friends.
Sorry, Will. I just want to make it real. A prostitute is someone’s daughter.
Female lawyers are someone’s daughter also.
Though their jobs are strikingly similar,,,(opens door for Shifty to post some lawyer jokes)…
Which do you think bring more happiness to the world?
Which bring more hurt?
I have never heard of a father being ashamed or suffering pain because their daughter is a lawyer.
As bad as some lawyers are, they are necessary. All kinds of problems would result if their were no lawyers. Disputes would be settled by violence.
A very wealthy lawyer is approached by a charity worker who is concerned that the lawyer didn’t donate any money to charity, despite making
over two million dollars that year.
“First of all,” says the lawyer, “my mother is bedridden and gets no help from social services. Second, I have five kids through three marriages and divorces. Third, my sister’s husband recently died and she has no one to support her four children.”
“I’m terribly sorry,” says the charity worker, “I feel bad about asking for your money.”
”So you should,” replies the lawyer. “If I’m not
giving them any money, why should I give you any?”
I’ll tell ya, if that was me you were making that “point” to face to face you’d be walking away without a set of teeth. It’d be worth the jail time to pop you one.
Huh?
*me for the 1st face
If Will thinks it is good enough for someone else’s daughter, the he would be hypocritical to believe it is not good enough for his own. I don’t want that for his daughter or anyone else’s.
“If Will thinks it is good enough for someone else’s daughter,”
Yeah, well that’s not what he said jackass. He said he thinks it should be legal. You equate legality with endorsement.
Every industry “effects families”. You can’t save the world by legislating it. You should instead act on a personal level as your asking the sociopaths in government, who are immoral, to regulate the lives of people both moral and immoral.
If you think that spending taxpayer money to throw women that feel they have no other options in jail over and over again is the solution your deluded.
I suggest you actually read the Bible, maybe consider why Jesus hung around a prostitute, and then reflect on what personal action you can take to help instead of running to the immoral government to solve societies unsolvable problems.
*your=you’re
Your is my trademark.
lol…ok…so you got me to laugh…seriously you should reconsider the whole thing though.
“You equate legality with endorsement.”
In his writing on this issue he has not made this distinction. If he wouldn’t want his daughter to be a prostitute, he should state so and explain why. I have read the linked article above. Their is no reason to assume from his writing that he would mind his daughter being a prostitute. If he wouldn’t want it for his daughter, would he mind it for yours?
“In his writing on this issue Will has not made this distinction.”
That’s because you require it. No where in his writing does he remotely suggest not only that it would be acceptable for his daughter, only a disingenuous jackass(which is what you are being) would suggest he would think it is.
Perhaps I jumped to an unfounded conclusion, but there is nothing in his writing that would lead me to believe that I have posted anything that would offend Will.
If I have offended him, he should state so and why. I will then offer a sincere apology.
TBG humbly suggests a *classic* compromise:
Temple Prostitution.
Attendance would increase. That’s for sure.
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?”
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and hen says, “I’ll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with George Clooney for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you’ve learned.”
The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. “Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with George Clooney?”
“Don’t tell your father, but yes, I would,” she replies.
He then goes to his sister’s room. “Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?”
She replies, “Omigod! Definitely!”
The kid goes back to his father. “Dad, I think I’ve figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million dollars, but in reality, we are living with two sluts.”
Bravo, Shifty!
I USED to be against Prostitution……………
Around my second month in the desert during Gulf I, I changed my mind about it and now favor legalization.
Strip clubs???
All’s i can say is this: “A fool and his/her money are soon departed”
In Iraq I guess “departed” is more appropriate than “parted.” Facing life and death, the fine points of the prostitution debate don’t mean squat.
Does this mean you’re going back to pseudo-porn or is this a new advertiser?
Let the shooting begin. Oh, and I’ll bet two week’s pay the shooters will NOT be holders of a valid CWP.
Just remember, if a stray bullet hits a dancer, they are not covered by workers comp. Rock Hill a year or so ago.
Will NIMRATA be at the grand opening?
Good point, Aikencounty!!!! This will be moar jobs she can lay claim to having “created”.
I thought she enjoyed grading lap dances.
Somebody run to the bank and get Michael Halley and Steve Benjamin a shit load of ones.
NIMRATA , also.
Word is she has stuffed a few g-strings herself.
“Make sure to bring money that folds, though, because the bouncers at the door will use metal-detecting wands on all patrons attempting to enter the facility….”
Ms. Fits only letting you out with quarters?
Some of you guys are some silly fags. Your mothers should have taught you to not say anything if you didn’t have anything nice to say. Guess you were too busy wearing her heels and learning to apply make-up to learn that lesson.
I’ve been to the club (I’m a white guy) and I felt very comfortable. There was another white guy there at the time, and I was surprised to see an Asian patron getting a lap dance as I entered.
If I offended any of you homosexual men, stick a finger up your ass and pray that your son doesn’t grow up to be like you.