CHIEF JUSTICE’S VEHICULAR MISADVENTURES CONTINUE
The most dangerous place in South Carolina isn’t the violence-prone Five Points area of the state capital. Or the U.S. Department of Energy’s Savannah River Site. Or the G-Vegas “hood.” Or the space between S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley and a national television camera.
Nope …
The most dangerous place in South Carolina is anywhere within a 1,000-yard radius of the maroon Honda Odyssey belonging to S.C. Chief Justice Jean Toal.
We’ve long known that Toal can’t drive (especially after knocking back a few adult beverages at her favorite downtown Columbia, S.C. bar), but it turns out she can’t park either …
Don’t believe us? Just take a look at this image provided to us this week by one of our intrepid readers …
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Yeah …
According to our sources, Toal had some business to attend to at the Wells Fargo Bank located on Hampton Street in downtown Columbia, S.C. on Thursday afternoon – but no parking places were available.
Rather than wait for a spot to open up, Toal did what any powerful state government official in South Carolina would do … which is to say “whatever she wanted.”
Sounds a lot like how she approaches her official capacities, doesn’t it?
“Notice how her ‘drunkwagen’ is blocking at least half of the driveway leading to the Wells Fargo parking lot, not to mention the solid yellow curb,” our source observed. “Something tells me if a ‘lowly citizen’ did this it would be towed immediately. I guess some feel entitled.”
Some do indeed, dear friend … some do indeed.
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Employees at Wells Fargo are grateful that she parked her car and came in the bank this time
Last time she sat in her car in the lot blowing her horn until someone came out and ferried her transactions in and out of the bank
She was listening to Walls of Jericho’s rendition of “There’s No I In Fuck You” and didn’t want to leave her car
Well, that was enlightening.
Reminds me of an very inspirational coach we had in high school who always told us, “there is no “I” in scrotum”.
At least she managed to park on something other than someone else’s car.
So if a picture can be used to ticket me running a red light, can one not be used to ticket here? Police chief? What about it?
Hmmm- hasn’t this been tried before — unsuccessfully?
Photos can’t be used to ticket us in SC…
I have occasion to be in a building behind the SC Supreme Court at Gervais and Sumter. We have enjoyed watching how Queen Jean parks in her parking space – at various angles and such – directly behind the SC Supreme Court building.
Get some photos of it … but from angles that do not give away your exact location. Send them in to Sic.
Toal absolutely owned Bob Coble and now Steve Benjamin. Nothing will ever happen to her drunk driving or any other driving violations in the City of Columbia.
Seriously! Also, how does City Manager Wilson get to driver around in a damn Cadillac Escalade with police radios, flashing blue lights, and maybe even a siren, when she has no police credentials? I wish someone from SCHP could make a bust on her for that.
Very logical
Since Czarina Wilson hires/fires the police chief she therefore is above him on the organizational chart and is entitled to all the accoutrements that the police chief has plus one or two more(nicer car, stiletto heels, botox treatments, butt suction)
Likewise she hires/fires the fire chief and is entitled to all the accoutrements that the fire chief has – baggy pants, big coat, rubber boots, big hat, a badge plus a bright red pumper truck with red lights to drive down to Ben and Jerrys for a cone of rocky road
Or to put it another way – the biggest turd floats to the top and stinks the most
The Columbia City Manager drives a Cadillac Escalade? Well, well, well, Columbia truly has become a chocolate city. Does it have 26″ rented rims on it too?
Squishy, that is a good question which I honestly do not have an answer for at this time. It wouldn’t surprise me, though.
Jean Toal is my DD
Goddamnint I had to stop by there to get Stephanie Nye’s allowance because she had a boxtox appointment and I need to keep my eyecandy fresh!
Barney Fife Nailed another one.
You crack me up, Sic!! Too funny … within a 1000 feet? ROFLMFAO!!!!! …. Illegally Parked … a violation of the Code of Laws of South Carolina; and, of course, now a judicial canon violation. Bet she had alcohol in her system!
Someone should put a decal on her bumper … a decal that says, “WARNING. Stay Back 1000 Feet.”
Which Bar does Toal patronize? We can stake it out and get video of her while driving after she leaves. She could T-bone a car and kill children if we do not do something about it.
Lesbo bar on Devine Street. With her usual suspects. Only 4.2 blocks from her house…..Call her “friends” at the McNair Law Firm and the Betsy Gray Law Firm and you will get their schedule. This is more corrupt than anyone really knows.
I wonder of Jean was a regular patrol on the old “Fortress” on Two Notch, back in the 80’s.
Recruiting USC students, etc, with smartphones cams who want extra cash.
Some even in suits to blend in.
You should see how she parks at church. “Fire lane? Who cares!? Don’t these people know who I am?!?!?!”
You mean like the time she smashed her neighbor’s parked car on Wheat Street, about 5 houses down from her own, while on the way home from a “function”. She called the po-po when she got home, and when they came to the door, she greeted them, glass of wine in hand.
She ain’t stupid…just drunk…
Ugly Honda van. Ugly license plate. Bull dyke butch looking driver.