LET THE CRAZY ENVELOP YOU …
We don’t really know what goes on in Montana. Sometimes we forget it’s even there. We know it’s got a lot of sky (Big Sky, actually) and we know it’s got a lot of mountains (hence its name, which is derived from the Spanish word for “Mountain”).
But beyond that, we couldn’t tell you much about the state. It kind of blends into Canada as far as we’re concerned.
Anyway, Montana does have two votes in the U.S. Senate – which means we ought to start paying at least some attention to what goes on there. One of those votes is liberal Democrat John Tester – who was elected in 2006 and reelected in 2012. The other (for now) is liberal Democrat John Walsh – the state’s former lieutenant governor who was appointed to replace outgoing Democrat Max Baucus earlier this year.
Walsh – a career military man – was running to fill this seat for a full six-year term in the November 2014 election. He was forced to drop out of the race last month, though, after The New York Times busted him plagiarizing a research paper while pursuing a Master’s degree at the U.S. Army War College.
Desperate for a candidate, Democrats nominated high school math teacher/ Montana State Representative Amanda Curtis – whose legislative career has been described by one website as “one long video selfie, posted daily to YouTube.”
They’re not kidding, either …
Some of the “highlights” of Curtis’ video selfies have been compiled by the Montana “Republican” Party.
Enjoy …
(Click to play)
Whoa …
Obviously we’re with Curtis when it comes to railing on sanctimonious moralizers, but the rest of this compilation strikes us as 100 percent grade A “crazy talk.”
Of course she was able to walk safely from one place to another after dark without a gun … she lives in friggin’ Montana. We’re also curious as to how she can categorically dismiss the federal government’s $17.6 trillion debt as “bull.” Is it really that simple to erase the obligations Washington politicians are saddling our children with?
Why didn’t we think of that!
Because our tax bill strikes us as “bull,” too.
Also, Curtis is probably the last person in the world who needs to criticize anyone else for having an “abnormal brain” – on any issue – although we suspect she might be surprised to find that she has a kindred sister in “conservative” S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley on the issue of Medicaid expansion.
Anyway … Montana “Republicans” are running Steve Daines, the state’s at-large U.S. Representatives, against Curtis.
Is he better? We don’t know … but he’d be hard-pressed to be worse.
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Fuck Montana and Fuck the Horse it rode in on
Oh, to all the Cockroaches coming to Columbia next week to remind us taxpayers of the power of King Bobby hope you enjoy your free ride and upon your trip home may you get hit by a bolt of lighting and fry your sorry mother fucking Cockroach ass to ashes
Good way to start the weekend – next on the agenda wings, beer and fries later today at BOB’s
Todays Tuneage: “Damn you’re crazy B*tc* but you F*c* so good I’m on top of it.” – BuckCherry
Full blown crazy, certainly not Senatorial material, but I’ll bet the Anarchist in her wants to start a riot in your pants. I guess our creator/higher power gave that sexual thing to the bat house crazies like her so we wouldn’t hang their hides on our walls.
Testimonial: Some of my best sexual experiences have been with women who were on that sharp razor’s edge of a mental breakdown.
The hardest part is enjoying all that sexual craziness while still maintaining complete tactical awareness. Something akin to the “NOT NOW CATOE!” scene in the Pink Panther movie.
“enjoying all that sexual craziness while still maintaining complete tactical awareness”
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+10… so you’ve been there too! Your comment is causing me to have flashbacks …
Well goddamn. She’s making the Republicans look sane…I haven’t seen anything so stupid since Palin. Oh, fuck me.
Take if from me, that bitch is bunny boiling crrrrrrazy.
[see my reply to Tazmaniac]
In high school she was voted “Most Likely to Dump Battery Acid on the Hood of Your Car”.
Would that be environmentally safe, green battery acid?
Well, Dan, I now know that one of my high school girlfriends DID spawn a child…
now right there is what you call a bona fide A fucking noyying libtard.
Libtard is the word of the day.
whoops, A fucking nnoying.
Message to my Family: Please make sure that on my journey to Heaven that I DON’T PASS THROUGH MONTANA..!!
“….she was able to walk safely from one place to another after dark without a gun….”
That’s because she did not meet up with someone with a knife.
Or else she was wearing those glow-in-the-dark earrings….
Just another delusional libturd that thinks crapping yourself when you’re being raped is a good line of defense.
LOL….LOL………
What a classic example of political Psyops…!! Context be darned……
I bet this woman wins in a landslide……
If she keeps up the daily mental thoughts…………..she can turn around on any challenger and ask how the “think” about anything….!!!
Classic……..
Mr. Folks…..just sit back and think for a moment. With all that Oil and Gas and mining in Montana….would YOU not expect to see some benefit “royalties”…!?
You mean that Saudi or Kuwait men and women are going to be treated with better healthcare than YOU and YOUR family living in Montana..!?
Wil Folks needs to take a walk and enjoy some Carolina “big sky”…….
How does an “anarchist at heart” endorse socialistic policies?
Oh wait, she’s crazy as fuck…never mind.
LMAO: FITS, she is no different than most of your groupies on here. And you have been warm to Gary (Global Warming) Johnson and Kook-Job RonPaul. You want to give child-killing Boston bombers your version of due process, while you lynch the Ferrguson policeman for defending himself. And Felonious Punk said you are his consultant on TV, according to GOPWrite.
That cavalcade of loonies, is like the clientele at Art Bar on a Saturday night.
Why do you bash this woman? She is you.
She’s no crazier than Michelle Bachmann.
Low bar, I know.
Buz, how about filming her on a date with the T-Rav — and posting here (say, about a 30 minute segment). Let him squire her around Charleston to introduce her to Southern Hospitality and Charm.
Genius. She does clean up right good, looks more age-appropriate for the T-Rav’s arm, and can be quaranteed to stir shit up in the Holy City. Plus she’s a hot-a-mighty-dammit ANARCHIST of a hot commie babe from cowboy country. How could she miss?
I’m having this really crazy fantasy of Ms. Curtis giving me a blowjob while I write “Thanks and Best Wishes From Shifty” on her forehead with a Sharpie…
I vote against her just for that hideous wallpaper.
At least this narcisistic, selfie queen has limited the embarrassment of her senate campaign to the state of Montana. T-Roid on the other hand,……..