The Top 11 “WTF” College Course Offerings This Fall
ELVISH? REALLY? By Mande Wilkes || (That headlines makes it sound like this post belongs on BuzzFeYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
ELVISH? REALLY? By Mande Wilkes || (That headlines makes it sound like this post belongs on BuzzFeYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
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Ooookay, and the point to this is?
Here you want a few good ones from closer to home?
Topic: Tarantino – 82615 – FILM 511 – 001 (a class about the films of Quentin Tarantino – you know, the guy who made Inglorious Basterds)
Topic: Hong Kong Action Cinema – 92534 – FILM 598 – 001 (A masters level course that literally does nothing but watch kung fu movies)
Topic: Aural Skills I – 87029 – MUSC 117 – 004 (A class about listening to music, isn’t that what we called break time?)
Topic: Overcoming Odds in Sport – 86757 – AFAM 398 – 002 (a class in African American studies program – not sure if it is about gambling on basketball or increasing the odds that you’ll get a multimillion dollar contract with Cleveland)
Topic: Exotic Southerners – 83736 – SOST 298 – 001 (Apparently this is an introduction to Big T/Grand Tango)
Topic: Southern Foodways – 84502 – SOST 405 – 001 (We had a masters level course on this the other day discussing Will’s post on BarBQue)
Ehh, the first two of yours might be worth it for a budding film critic or maaaybe someone thinking they’re going to stumble their way into the movie making industry. The third I would imagine being some type of music major’s class or something, but it’s taught at MUSC? #4 must be a bullshit elective for athletes to keep their GPA up. The last two are pretty funny.
I actually took this one:
Human Sexual Behavior – 80209 – PSYC 300 – 001
Face-to-Face Instruction Instructional Method
Since it’s face to face instruction, they apparently skip some of the more popular human sexual behaviors in favor of the missionary position…
Is there a Lab that goes with that.
Sadly no.
A couple of years ago I was walking through one of the lecture buildings and stumbled across two young men ogling some of the girls in a classroom.
Being an inquisitive smartass, I asked what they were doing, one of them replied that the were “…checking out some of the fine young ladies in the “sex class”..” I asked “sex class”? The same kid replied “oh yes sir, this is the human sexuality psych class”.
An attractive coed gave us the stink eye because we were blocking the door so we moved off to exit the building.
As we walked, the quiet one said to his pal “…we ought to take that class next semester, there were some fine looking girls in there”. His partner agreed that they should.
I started to point out that those girls wouldn’t be in the class next semester but I figured what the heck, let the fantasize…
Where you went, girls were only limited to one year’s class? There wouldn’t be any to replace them?
Stay with me here Squishy – the girls in the fall class didn’t take it the spring semester, they were supposed to go out and experiment on their own, kind of a self study (that was covered in the course as I remember…)
I think I’m in love!!!!! She hit on something I have said for years, regarding the hype about how you MUST have a college education or you will be doomed to life on skid row for all of your adult days on this Earth. Yes, I believe that right now, a lot of the “smart” kids, rather than condemning themselves to a life time of student loan payments, with little or no prospect of a good job to help pay off those student loans, will be learning a trade, attending a vocational or technical school, instead.
Mande, YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!
Gonna be hard to take the EIT without the degree.
Obviously, there will be some areas of endeavor, such as the medical field, chemical engineering, and the like, where a degree will be necessary and advisable.
Suggested practical courses
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1- How to Strengthen Your Character Without
Actually Going to Jail
2- You, Too, Can Become Catnip to Women
3- Why Girls Go Wrong – And Where to Find Them
4- How to Ball Without a Chain
5- How to Stave Off Premature Jubilation
I figured #1 would be telling us how to order a bride.
#3 and #4 sound like fun. Not enough of a nerd to do #9 though, but I’m not surprised it’s there. Don’t they have courses to learn Klingon?
#7 doesn’t seem that bad. Lots of places do beer/wine tasting classes, although I don’t think most count for college credit. There are worse electives, though.
USC shows up on the list, but you have to at least give them props for not going with Miley Cyrus.
I took intro to wines at Cornell University. It was a pretty good course. Understand that it is offered by the Hotel School at Cornell and students typically go on to positions at major hospitality related business. A fraternity brother eventually became head of North American sales at Diageo Brands, a woman that I was friends with became a senior executive at The Palm Restaurant Group, etc. Knowing about wines was a rather important topic for them. I guess Mandy drinks wine out of a box so the topic is less important to her.
I was thinking that I’d actually like to know more about wine, but won’t spend any time now learning it. Its kind o one of those things you won’t use all the time, but when you need to, its important (like shell scripting in Unix).
“Mandy” doesn’t care for wine, preferring filthy-dirty martinis.
Good riposte! Diageo sells Gordon’s and Tanqueray gin as well as Smirnoff and Ketel One vodka so be glad that people like my friend at Diageo know something about spirits beyond simply consuming them. Every once in a while, book learning actually has a place in our world.
I used to work work with a lady who said her brother taught Klignon (actual language) at UGA. I thought it was a bit far fetched.
Is that Klignon Clyburn?
ah yes more POS articles from a Myrtle Manor Goat.
Pardon the Interruption, but I thought you were weaning off blogging
Seems like since the Borden Lady started whacking on us you have replanted your luscious lips back on willie which I’m sure he finds pleasuring
Since you are on the academics there was a noble experiment down in the Lowcountry a few years back. For a variety of social economical reasons there was an acute shortage of fishing worms – bait farms were few and far between
The local Tech School implemented a crash course in bait farming. For the first three months you would be an apprentice baiter. If you completed the three months you would move up to journeyman baiter for an additional six months.
For those who completed successfully the one year course they would become Master Baiters
You’re welcome
I entered that course and was voted the most likely to be a big jerkoff.
Does Number 1 offer co-op/internship in Angeles City?
*Asks innocently*
Once again the comment section provides more entertainment than the article.
Miss Mande is always welcome in my world…
You are on hard up old dude.
She’s welcome in mine, too… even if she did give us the old “heave ho” just yesterday. You’re forgiven, Mande.
I was thinking just the other day that I wish I had taken some type of communications class, maybe something that involved negotiating. Somewhere between a philosophy / logic class and public speaking. Something like “Schmoozing and manipulating for your own personal benefit 101”.
THAT would be useful.
There was an outrageous column in the Washington Post yesterday by a fellow, Sunil Dutta, said to be a “professor of homeland security” at Colorado Tech. So now “homeland security” is a field of academic endeavor? Here’s a link. The Fitsnews audience may find it as offensive as I:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2014/08/19/im-a-cop-if-you-dont-want-to-get-hurt-dont-challenge-me/
There are several universities offering degrees (undergrad and grad) in Homeland Security/Emergency Management.
Glad you stopped writing for FITSNews, Mande. Very much enjoying the fruits of the presence of your continued absence.
Now wail a minute.
Mandy wrote this ” It was easy (not unlike too many co-eds themselves, unfortunately)….
“Unfortunately”? WTF.
Mandy? The real Mandy?
I’m cheeky, and I often write like a tart, but I’m a huge opponent of “casual sex.”
^^^Has never uttered the words “I’m not usually like this. You don’t think I am do you? Seriously. I NEVER do this.”
hahahahaha..right.
(NO MORE) CASUAL SEX
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from the album “”Private Waters in the Great Divide”
— Kid Creole and the Coconuts
Mande, you disappoint me, now. I enjoy casual sex much more in jeans and a t-shirt than formal sex, where you have to wear a tuxedo.
I thought Mandy was boycotting this blog.
Ahhh, Drama 101. I was in a coed dorm, made lots of friends “upstairs” my frosh year. Anyway, Organic Chemistry 101 and International Relations 201 etc was kicking my butt. I took Drama 101 for an easy A. Turned out to be a “reading” and “acting” course. Shoot, not enough time with all night Risk games subsidized with Jack Daniels Sour Mash (a shot on double rolls) and all. Well, a couple of gals “upstairs” in the same Drama class heard my supplications. They signed for me on the class attendance sheet which was passed around while we had class in the auditorium, took notes for me, and told me about the three tests we had. I went to class four times and got an A. Got a B in Organic Chemistry and turned in my two term papers for International Relations. All and all, a good semester.