Aiken SC Needed Some Excitement
MOUNTAIN LION REPORT SENDS TOWN INTO PANIC … The town of Aiken, S.C. was thrown into a panic tYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
MOUNTAIN LION REPORT SENDS TOWN INTO PANIC … The town of Aiken, S.C. was thrown into a panic tYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
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All I can think of is “what the hell were you thinking?!?”
Probably something along the lines of “Man, I really wish I could see what jail is like.”
Probably jonesing for three hots and a cot.
His brain is probably as malformed as his head.
The best part of the cat’s description was left out of the article.
The owner said it was a BLACK mountain lion.
Clearly he’s a racist too.
Somebody call Al and Jessie! Wait, “black mountain lion” = panther, never mind, it’s okay…
What kind of idiot would sell a Mountain Lion in a pet store anyway?
TBG saw a svelte looking cougar at the Aiken Taco Bell last week. Prolly closer to 115lbs than 100lbs, though.
TBG how did you get your Semi through that Drive Thru?
TBG ain’ got no CDL.
“T”!
Zat you, cuz?
Looks like a cat licked his eyebrows off.
A farmer asked a friend to recommend an
attorney to defend him against a charge of bestiality. “I know a great trial lawyer, “the fellow
said, “but he’s expensive and doesn’t know how to pick a good jury. I know another lawyer,” he continued, “who’s not a great trial lawyer, but he’s cheap and really knows how to pick a jury.”
The farmer settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately had second thoughts when the key witness, a neighbor, began his testimony. “I saw Jed mount his goat from behind,” he said, “and when he was finished, I saw the goat turn around and lick Jed’s pecker.”
The accused farmer was devastated and had all but given up hope of acquittal when a juror in overalls whispered to the fellow next to him, “You know, a good goat will do that.”
That was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
Hwy SC 421 Special! Same man who has on his store front around Thanksgiving ” put your snake on layway for Christmas”