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50 Shades Trailer: Easy, Ladies

 “MOM PORN” ABOUT TO HIT SILVER SCREEN …  The trailer for 50 Shades of Grey  – the much anticipated film adaptation of the worldwide bestselling “mom porn” book – is out.  In fact it was dropped this week on Mom Central, a.k.a. NBC’s The Today Show . Housewives?  They’re aufgeregt ….

 “MOM PORN” ABOUT TO HIT SILVER SCREEN … 

The trailer for 50 Shades of Grey  – the much anticipated film adaptation of the worldwide bestselling “mom porn” book – is out.  In fact it was dropped this week on Mom Central, a.k.a. NBC’s The Today Show .

Housewives?  They’re aufgeregt .  Like, majorly aufgeregt .

Why all the buzz?

“It’s a trailer that aired on the Today  show,” one of our girlfriends opined. “What did they expect?”

Wanna watch it? Knock yourself out …

Reaction?

“Love (it),” another of our girlfriends said, flashing some heart-eyed emoji for emphasis. “Pissed I have to wait SIX months!!!”

Another was less satisfied with the trailer, saying the forthcoming film “seems pretty tame to me.”

Hmmmm …

Fifty Shades of Grey – which explores bondage/ discipline, dominance/ submission, sadism/ masochism (BDSM) and other sexual proclivities in explicit detail – is the first book in a trilogy that has sold more than 70 million copies worldwide.  Originally slated for an August 2014 release, the film adaptation of the first novel is now expected to be released next Valentine’s Day weekend.

Dakota Johnson – daughter of Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson – will play the part of Anastasia Steele, while Charlie Dornan has been cast in the role of billionaire Christian Grey.  The trailer for the movie is set to a racy re-recording of Beyonce’s “Crazy In Love,” seeking to play up the chemistry between the two co-stars.

During their interview on Today , though, Johnson seemed to pour cold water on the on-screen heat.

“It’s not, like, a romantic situation,” she said. “It’s more, like, technical and choreographed and less … it’s more of a task.”

“Wow!” Dornan responded with a sigh.

So … will you  watch the movie?

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14 comments

Shizuppy July 24, 2014 at 3:41 pm

I’m a mother of 3 who hasn’t had sex in over a year and who drives an SUV and who takes Wellbutrin and I’m looking forward to this movie!!!!!!111

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laracraftmili July 24, 2014 at 3:56 pm

Start working at home with Google! It’s by-far the>>CLICK NEXT TAB FOR MORE INFO AND HELP

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shifty henry July 24, 2014 at 5:35 pm

[1].. why don’t you start with Google to find a program that will teach you proper spelling, grammar and punctuation

[2].. chicken shit to you for ‘upping’ your own post

[3].. link to GrandTango – he uses PAYCRAP

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Buz Martin July 24, 2014 at 6:27 pm

Classic “let’s you and him fight” post, Shifty Henry. Kudos.

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shifty henry July 24, 2014 at 8:50 pm

Similar posts keep appearing on other comment sites. I like to watch old movies/listen to old radio programs on YouTube, and they allow comments. These type of ads show up all over the place.

Deo Vindice SC July 24, 2014 at 4:04 pm

call me !

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E Norma Scok July 24, 2014 at 5:11 pm

If you’d drop about 40 # I bet you could have some sex.

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Deo Vindice SC July 24, 2014 at 3:59 pm

I love sex !

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easterndumbfuckastan July 24, 2014 at 4:55 pm

So this one time at Soccer Mom Camp I put coach in my pu$$y.

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shifty henry July 24, 2014 at 5:37 pm

I’m not totally against sex and violence, just not at the same time. That’s why I prefer to get my violence over with before 6 pm.

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Deo Vindice SC July 24, 2014 at 5:41 pm

call me

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Cruisin' for a piece July 25, 2014 at 10:33 am

I’m going to stand outside a theater at the premier with a kielbasa sausage in my underwear and a pair of handcuffs. It won’t even take me 5 minutes to score a MILF.

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Robert July 25, 2014 at 11:07 am

Story of woman with very low self esteem getting banged by young rich stud. Zzzzzzz

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GrandTango July 25, 2014 at 4:21 pm

Could ’50 Shades’ affection be a sign of personal relationship issues?

A different take: Read: http://scdigest.blogspot.com/2014/07/could-50-shades-affection-be-sign-of.html

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