Tropical Storm Arthur Gains Strength
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Arthur bees got him a stiffy and lookin for somebody to blow. Grab yo buttcheeks and hold on tight.
First a bridge, now a hurricane?
We need another ice age, bet you never heard of anyone complaining about hurricanes durning the last one.
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Breezy, with some rain east of the I-95 corridor. Get stoked for some decent [East Coast] surfing from the Washout all the way up to Nova Scotia . South Carolina fishermen should stay inshore for the next 48 hours.
…and Prediction #2:
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