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“Man Bites Candidate”

NO REALLY, IT HAPPENED …  A “Republican” candidate in Maryland was bitten on the nose by a rabid political activist … well, hopefully for him not rabid  rabid. Because, you know, that would be … bad.  Far worse than being bitten by a rabid dog. According to The Cecil Whig…

NO REALLY, IT HAPPENED … 

A “Republican” candidate in Maryland was bitten on the nose by a rabid political activist … well, hopefully for him not rabid  rabid.

Because, you know, that would be … bad.  Far worse than being bitten by a rabid dog.

According to The Cecil Whig – the paper of record for Cecil County, Maryland – GOP county committee candidate Harold McCanick was bitten on the nose at a polling place by Walter Rozanski, a former county ethics board member.

Cecil County Sheriff’s officers arrived at Elk Neck Elementary School and found McCanick “standing across the street from the school and bleeding from the nose.”

McCanick’s version of events was pretty simple. He accused Rozanski of biting him, and displayed a wound consistent with having been bitten.

Take a look …

(Click to enlarge)

nose bite

Pic: via Cecil Whig

Ouch …

According to Rozanski, he didn’t bite anybody … McCanick pushed him and then forced his nose into Rozanski’s mouth.

Hmmmm … all we know is both men have sworn out assault charges against each other.  And both should probably get some shots.

Cecil County (population 101,108) is located in the northeastern corner of Maryland, just below the Mason-Dixon line.  It is part of Maryland’s first congressional district, which flipped from Democrat to “Republican” in the 2010 election.

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12 comments

That's understandable June 24, 2014 at 7:47 pm

Walter was hungry and Cecil county only has 1 McDonald’s, on the other side of the county.

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euwe max June 24, 2014 at 8:39 pm

hungry for justice … and it’s feeding time!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO2cHJmDkBg

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That's undertandable June 24, 2014 at 8:43 pm

…and he nose where to get it!

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euwe max June 24, 2014 at 8:45 pm

“it’s not the SIZE of the nose, it’s what’s IN it that counts!” – Steve Martin

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euwe max June 24, 2014 at 7:56 pm

Is Rozanski for hire? Does he do weddings?

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I've got your nose! June 24, 2014 at 8:45 pm

He doesn’t do weddings, but he does do kids birthday parties.

His best gag:

He tells them he’s “got their nose” in between his fingers, and he really does!

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jimlewisowb June 24, 2014 at 8:02 pm

“……McCanick pushed him and then forced his nose into Rozanski’s mouth…..”

Change a couple of names, change a couple of body parts and you have the opening lines to skippy’s tell all with the Gypsy Queen

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GrandTango June 24, 2014 at 8:15 pm

Implosion…and it will only get worse.

Spoiled children (liberals) do not react well to the Will of the People, unless it feeds their GREED.

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junior justice June 24, 2014 at 8:28 pm

Why do politicians in other states get to have all the fun!

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 24, 2014 at 8:50 pm

PRO TIP:

Never tell Walter Rozanski:
“Bite me!”

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EyeWitness June 24, 2014 at 11:37 pm

Politics… it’s dog eat dog! Broomell’s dog, aka Walt Rozanski, bit McCanick. Normally, they just bite the mailmen.

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coolmind June 25, 2014 at 7:05 am

Cecil is locally known as “Hick Hillbillyville” Little class, intelligence or education, too many ignorant rednecks.

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