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That’s A Lot Of Porn, EPA

DOES THE EPA HAVE AN “EMISSIONS” STANDARD FOR THIS? From the “how did we miss this?” file, Huffington Post had an item up recently about an employee at the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) who “allegedly downloaded over 7,000 files of pornography on a government computer and watched them two…

DOES THE EPA HAVE AN “EMISSIONS” STANDARD FOR THIS?

From the “how did we miss this?” file, Huffington Post had an item up recently about an employee at the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) who “allegedly downloaded over 7,000 files of pornography on a government computer and watched them two to six hours per day,” according to an internal agency report.

Oh, and the dude – who makes $120,000 a year – didn’t get fired.

“Republicans” naturally went apoplectic, demanding to know exactly how much porn an EPA bureaucrat must watch in order to lose their job.

“Fire him! What’s the question?” U.S. Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) said during a meeting of the House’s Oversight and Government Reform committee.

Making matters worse, a separate report published last week in The Hill revealed the case of an EPA worker who “pleaded guilty to accessing child pornography in 2012 on a website he used his EPA email to access.”

Yikes …

Naturally, these employees are bad apples … of course they just happen to work at an agency that’s itself a bad apple.

 

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51 comments

GrandTango May 20, 2014 at 5:02 pm

I can’t stop thinking about Obama’s G@DA#N cock. Yummy!

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Film Critic May 21, 2014 at 8:55 pm

REminds me of the movie “Who’s nailin’ Palin?” Where Obama and Sarah Palin both play roles but Sarah has major JUGGS!

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CGarett May 21, 2014 at 9:00 pm

One of the only times i’ve seen republicans and democrats “get along”!

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GrandTango May 20, 2014 at 5:03 pm

Bet FITS is $#!**ing all over himself..He was SURE only Republicans and South Carolinians did this…

I’m sure he’s checking it out now, to try to connect it to us…

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GrandTango May 20, 2014 at 5:22 pm

Forgot to mention, I’d love to lick that S@&T right off of Fits man boobs.

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Gregory Geddings May 21, 2014 at 11:19 am

Best GT Imposter comment ever…

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euwe max May 20, 2014 at 5:05 pm

Surely it’s a policy thing – he’s toast. Probably going to jail.

It probably didn’t affect anything – the Republicans won’t let the EPA do anything anyway.

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Bible Thumper May 20, 2014 at 5:09 pm

Republicans won’t let the EPA do anything anyway.

Yeah. Probably better that way.

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BJU May 20, 2014 at 5:49 pm

Republicans don’t give a fuck about water. Why most of those fools think you should be able to poison anything you like ’cause “The Lord’s coming back!”

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Nah May 21, 2014 at 8:54 am

Nah, people would still be sued, just under different methods.

euwe max May 21, 2014 at 9:03 am

No wonder lawyers and doctors like libertarians – it provides plenty of work… and they don’t have to buy insurance.

Whenever a private company causes egregious harm, out come the lawyers to do what the state does now… make them suffer, and possibly repair the harm that the government is no longer there to prevent… if they’re still alive.

The lawyers are all over the place, punishing companies for selling bad meat (of course without labels, it’s hard to say the buyer wasn’t at fault), selling explosive cars, and using uranium too close to your dog..

Smirks May 20, 2014 at 5:08 pm

Over 7,000 files? That’s it?

Your average teenager has more than that.

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Bible Thumper May 20, 2014 at 5:11 pm

At least he was not posting comments on fits.

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euwe max May 20, 2014 at 5:20 pm

I wasn’t *that* day!

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euwe max May 20, 2014 at 6:14 pm

Starring Handjelina Jolie and Palmela Handerson

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little enos burdette May 20, 2014 at 11:59 pm

Who remembers any of these from the archives ?
———–
Raggedy Animal
Tall Drinka Slaughter
Ella Mental
Countess Smacula
Grudge Judy
Midwife Crisis
Genghis Connie

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euwe max May 21, 2014 at 1:58 am

I wasn’t here… I was lured here recently by some folks who said it was a target rich environment.

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little enos burdette May 21, 2014 at 9:15 pm

Your first post reminded of the list of names I had been given by a relative (15-20 years ago) who had received it from a guy’s wife who found it in his wallet. As told to me, the wife thought they were code names for women he was fooling around with, and wanted someone to rat him out. They turned out to be names of women he called on a sex phone line. I had forgotten that little fact, so no one on this site would recognize them. Today I decided that it was a stupid post, and threw the names into the trash. I would hate to die and my family found those names — WHEW!

euwe max May 21, 2014 at 9:35 pm

If only everyone in the world was as cool as I. :P

TBG has been threatening my hold on the most humble man of all time, but until I ran into him… I never judged anyone for anything they did, and always started from scratch, learning their character…

I don’t sweat the small stuff.

It’s been about 10 years now, but I ran into some folks that had a light about them… I’ve learned a lot about what can be achieved with the right attitude, and that if you get mad, you lose – and if you feel hurt by others hating you for saying what you believe, you didn’t believe it in the first place.

…and finally,

I’m hot and when I’m not
I’m cold as ice
ya get out my way
just step aside
or pay the price
what I want I take what I don’t I break
and I don’t want you
with a
flick my knife I can change your life
there’s nothin’ you can do
I’m a problem child
I’m a problem child, yes I am
I’m a problem child, and I’m wild

make my stand
no man’s land
on my own
man in blue
it’s up to you
the seed is sown
what I want is stash what I don’t I smash
and your on my list
dead or alive I got a .45
and I never miss
I’m a problem child, I’m a problem child
I’m a problem child, just runnin’ wild

just watch your step
every night
street light
I drink my booze
some run
some fight
when I win they lose
what I need I like what I don’t I fight
and I don’t like you
say bye bye while you’re still alive
your time is through
cause I’m a problem child
I’m a problem child, I’m a problem child
I’m a problem child
problem child,
I’m a problem child, even my mother hates me
I’m a problem child
I’m a problem child, you got your problems I got mine
I’m a problem child
I’m a problem child

little enos burdette May 21, 2014 at 9:55 pm

‘even my mother hates me’
—————

Soooo, you are really Tommy Smothers!

euwe max May 21, 2014 at 10:08 pm

No, actually I live in a box inside a culvert near The Gervais Street Bridge. There’s quite a bit of synergy what with the pickpockets, crack heads and winos here. I get a lot of reading done When it gets cold, Rogue brings me blankets and a case of Night Train. I’ve managed to tap into an electrical line for my laptop… sweet.

It’s a rich community. One of the brighter lights here is Bez.. he keeps the old traditions going, and is always willing to help a newcomer learn the ropes.

little enos burdette May 21, 2014 at 10:10 pm

How’s the fishing —–

euwe max May 21, 2014 at 10:11 pm

You mean the drive and lean?

GrandTango May 20, 2014 at 7:27 pm

I used to wonder in disbelief that Hitler could murder so many…and not be obliterated by his own…

But you will defend any action of your lord-god…mouth open, cheeks spread…you reject nothing..

You are proof of an immortal mindset that will accept the most grotesque….never questioning…just robotic ignorant obedience…

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For Realz? May 20, 2014 at 7:54 pm

? Is this guy OK??

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GrandTango May 20, 2014 at 7:58 pm

? Is your F*c#ing brain dead?…never mind…no need to answer..

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TontoBubbaGoldstein May 20, 2014 at 9:08 pm

You are proof of an immortal mindset…

TBG plans on living forever.

So far…it seems to be working….

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euwe max May 20, 2014 at 10:42 pm

Tea Party member playing Russian Roulette:

[to himself]: “Let’s see now.. I’ve pulled the trigger 5 times in a row, and nothing happened.. therefore the gun is probably empty.”

[Confidently pulls the trigger the sixth time.]

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White Russian May 21, 2014 at 8:52 am

Sounds like Keynesian economics!

euwe max May 21, 2014 at 9:07 am

Have we found the Iranian WMDs yet?

euwe max May 21, 2014 at 2:02 am

Could you do us all a favor and load an icon? It’s too damn hard to find your posts this way!

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GrandTango May 20, 2014 at 7:03 pm

I used to wonder in disbelief that Hitler could murder so many…and not be obliterated by his own…

But you will defend any action of your lord-god…mouth open, your cheeks spread…you reject nothing..

You are proof of an immortal mindset that will accept the most grotesque….never questioning…just robotic ignorant obedience…

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Limbaughsaphatkhunt May 20, 2014 at 7:13 pm

At least it was straight porn.

Republicans tend to lean toward the homo-erotic German leather fetish scene….only after church of course.

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Soft Sigh from Hell May 20, 2014 at 7:38 pm

Republicans run “rough trade?”

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Limbaughsaphatkhunt May 20, 2014 at 7:52 pm

Totally. We’re talking Mr. Slave material here.

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euwe max May 20, 2014 at 10:38 pm

Republicans also love their pets. Where I come from, we call them “poochers.”

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Limbaughsaphatkhunt May 20, 2014 at 11:47 pm

“Bring out the gimp”

Gregory Geddings May 21, 2014 at 8:12 am

Don’t forget that Ayn Rand was rumored to be a whip-weilding Dominatrix.

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Centrist View May 20, 2014 at 7:26 pm

2 to 6 hours a day?

Does the EPA have an “emissions” standard for that?

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Dirty Waters May 20, 2014 at 7:45 pm

” . . . downloaded over 7,000 files of pornography on a government computer and watched them two to six hours per day”
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As long as he kept saying “Yes!” to every permit application and “No!!” to every enforcement referral he is still A-OK at today’s EPA.

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Pr0n for all in government! May 20, 2014 at 9:01 pm

Now if we can get every other government ‘worker’ to do the same, we can get a break from bureaucrats turning everything they touch into piles of shit.

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Joe May 21, 2014 at 7:13 am

Another glaring example of posh public sector benefits and spartan private sector policies. Anyone working for a private concern would have been dismissed immediately without question.

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Gregory Geddings May 21, 2014 at 11:17 am

I would hate to be on the janitorial staff that has to wipe down his screen and keyboard, not to mention pulling the sticky kleenex out of his waste basket.

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Global Warming May 21, 2014 at 8:51 pm

Imagine all of the increased CO2 emissions while watching it . . .

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Shitfore Brains May 21, 2014 at 9:16 pm

Who can watch porn 2 to 6 hours a day without spanking the monkey? That dude had to be whacking it in his office.

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little enos burdette May 21, 2014 at 9:58 pm

— SELF DISCIPLINE
———-
(nooo, somehow that didn’t come out right, did it?)

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Tomocchio May 21, 2014 at 9:32 pm

It all depends on if its gay lesbian porn, which is A ok to have at work because its minority type stuff.

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little enos burdette May 21, 2014 at 9:56 pm

— black lesbian nun porn?

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