SC

Viva La Bang!

SHE’S GOT OUR SUPPORT! So here’s Bang Hall … a candidate for S.C. House District 24 (a.k.a. the seat currently held by GOP Majority Leader Bruce Bannister). As her low budget (no budget?) YouTube video suggests, Bang is inviting us to “take the journey” with her as she campaigns for…

SHE’S GOT OUR SUPPORT!

So here’s Bang Hall … a candidate for S.C. House District 24 (a.k.a. the seat currently held by GOP Majority Leader Bruce Bannister).

As her low budget (no budget?) YouTube video suggests, Bang is inviting us to “take the journey” with her as she campaigns for a seat in the S.C. General Assembly.

“Hello I am Bang Hall. I am running for State House District 24 of South Carolina,” she says. “I need your support. Please like my page. Follow me as we are making this journey through the June 10 – the primary election.”

Behind Hall are floating words telling us she is “inspiring,” “competent,” “fair-minded,” “imaginative” and “honesty” (which we’re guessing was supposed to be “honest”).

Anyway … we’re not sure what to make of this clip. We’re just gonna let you check it out for yourself …

(Click to play)

Hmmmmm …

Hall hasn’t reported any contributions, while Bannister – one of many typical status quo “Republicans” in Columbia – has raised nearly $50,000 for his reelection bid (most of it coming from special interests with business before the state).

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66 comments

Bang Bang Shrimp May 16, 2014 at 10:01 am

seriously, give her a shot. Can’t be any worse, and more than likely is 100x more honest and genuine!

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idcydm May 16, 2014 at 10:15 am

Didn’t take long, PDQ

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junior justice May 16, 2014 at 10:24 am

I suggest that Will keeps us updated, and provides more information about her. She could turn out to be a very interesting candidate.

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HD May 16, 2014 at 11:23 am

As soon as she sends her check you’ll think she’s the only person running for office (not named Loftis or Ravenel).

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2 fer 1 May 16, 2014 at 10:30 am

Is that Tom Ervin’s wife?

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GrandTango May 16, 2014 at 10:11 am

Party affiliation??…

An “R” and you still MAY BE unfit…but a “D” and it leaves no question that you’re unfit…So don’t waste your time…

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Sandi Morals May 16, 2014 at 10:29 am

Dang.They did wonders with Elzabeth Colbert Busch, She looks like Buz!

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Buz Martin May 16, 2014 at 2:44 pm

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

In your case, bloviation is the least sincere form of flatulence.

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Anne Hathaway May 16, 2014 at 11:44 am

Wow! You Christians really are kind to others.

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GrandTango May 16, 2014 at 12:15 pm

Judgmental Much???..

PS: It’s called Realistic, you F*#king Dumb@$$….something you’d have no idea of, as a liberal…..

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GrandTango May 16, 2014 at 12:41 pm

Gang Bang with GT at J. R. Metts boat landing this afternoon. First one there get’s to hog time me and make me squeal like a pig. Soueeeeeeee!

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GrandTango May 16, 2014 at 1:04 pm

When the fake BigT responds, you know it’s tantamount to me Slapping the F*#k out of the liberals, so hard their teeth crack…

In other words, I BANGED the nail on the head…And that is my gift, and why this imitator (no I’m not flattered, because you’re so talentless)…is so infuriated, he cannot help but lash out, in his sissy, effeminate way…

GrandTango May 16, 2014 at 4:05 pm

When fake GT BigT, TeeTee, TeePee, reply it means we forgot to take our Lithium for our Bi-Polar again. I’m going to need us to do better.

$600,000 GrandTango3 May 16, 2014 at 8:42 pm

Got an idea who this ‘imitator’ MAY be….
Hint: apparently he/she (depends,loves ‘drag’), is fat and,sloppy,smells,uses a cane,eats at the ‘Beaver’-however only the buffet, apparently walks out on bar/food tabs, likes cartoons and lives with mommy.Oh, and is apparently without a paying job.
What do you think?

Buz Martin May 18, 2014 at 12:11 pm

I think the “sissy, effeminate” bit was aimed at YOU, you obsessive freak. Doesn’t like anybody poaching the crazy-snakes in his head like you do, whether as “Sandi Morals” or a half-dozen other names on here. Go suck TD’s limp noodle, if you can find his crooked ass.

Baby T May 19, 2014 at 6:33 am

OOOhhh Daddy and you can “BANG” I have never had it so hard or so good. All that anger and rage taken out on my orifices. I still ooze just thinking about it. You tell’em Daddy. You skraighten out dese bad bois and gurls on here. Don’t let them beat you down. You are mightier than they. One day you will show them. Don’t wait too long. But, come back to bed first. I am hongry.

Sandi Morals May 16, 2014 at 12:18 pm

Obama claims he is a Christian and look how he has ‘Banged’ us all!

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Anne Hathaway May 16, 2014 at 6:40 pm

Christians are really evil. Good point.

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Deo Vindice SC May 18, 2014 at 9:47 am

Touchee !

euwe max May 16, 2014 at 6:58 pm

It’s his witness.

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junior justice May 16, 2014 at 10:19 am

There are so many jokes that could be made about her name, but I’ll leave them to the more intelligent commentators.

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Pole Tax May 16, 2014 at 11:21 am

Total porn star name. Unfortunately the rest doesn’t live up to the billing.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein May 16, 2014 at 4:08 pm

Total porn star name…

Didn’t she co-star with Buck Hall in “More Bang for Your Buck”?

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euwe max May 16, 2014 at 6:54 pm

Pulp Friction

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Pole Tax May 16, 2014 at 11:23 am

I almost forgot an appropriate link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc5G04nJecI

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junior justice May 16, 2014 at 12:07 pm

Thanks – this was one of those movies I avoided because I thought it would be stupid, but this video clip had convinced me otherwise.

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GrandTango May 16, 2014 at 10:27 am

If the president can be from Kenya, and become verklempt over the Muslim call to prayer…why not Bang a Gong????

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Working Hard @Disgust® May 16, 2014 at 11:10 am

If I had a dollar for every comment you’ve made in the past year, I would have over $5,000 bucks. Where did you find the time? Lol…

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GrandTango May 16, 2014 at 12:18 pm

The content never matters, to you Obama #$$-Kisser…just persecuting the authors (see IRS)….

Maybe the Koch Brothers, or the RNC are paying me to post true comments, because Liars and Dumb@$$ liberals own the Cyber-Space…and we want to combat America Haters, because we believe in the US Constitution…

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Monkeys Flew Out Of My Ass May 16, 2014 at 5:23 pm

Pass that shit yer smokin’, Hoss!

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Deo Vindice SC May 18, 2014 at 9:36 am

Someday maybe you will rule the world, NOT ! Freeking Republican scumbag !

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Our Father May 18, 2014 at 10:41 pm

Mister GrandTango, using correct spelling will keep the herd of the great unwashed, the rabble, and the riffraff who actually believe in your posts (religiously, in a sense) from becoming more confused than they already are, in attempting to understand your gobbledygook.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The correct term is “verklemmt”.

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GrandTango May 19, 2014 at 7:29 am

That’s what I have you F*#king Blind Idiot…

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Our Father May 19, 2014 at 10:08 am

Mr. GrandTango, please repost your answer and put it in a complete sentence.

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The Edit Button May 19, 2014 at 11:56 am

That’s why YOU HAVE ME, you fucking blind idiot…

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Philip Branton May 16, 2014 at 10:40 am

LOL…..this lady was seen cleaning Bobby Harrells house the other day…!!!

I cannot believe that Bobby’s staff would stoop this low; but, Lin Bennett has been known to come up with some good skits to open a seat up…!!!

Lets hope a picture of T Rav and Lin Bennett having lunch at the Bee and Butcher do not surface. It may spark an all out war at the “Beach Company” happy hour…!!

This is classic…………we wonder how Nancy Mace could use this BANG HALL video to question Lindsey Graham about immigration…?

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Just another guy May 16, 2014 at 10:49 am

I am in Bruce’s district and this women will be getting 2 votes, mine and my wife. Bruce is horrible

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GrandTango May 16, 2014 at 10:55 am

She’s likely more honest than Obama..and look where he is…

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Behind Ya, Boss May 16, 2014 at 6:51 pm

…but hey, nice reach-a-round.

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Deo Vindice SC May 18, 2014 at 9:43 am

You actually elected Obama. W was so bad, the people would of voted
anyone other than R. Samething will happen this november in SC, bet me ?

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GrandTango May 16, 2014 at 10:55 am

She’s likely more honest than Obama..and look where he is…

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SCBlues May 16, 2014 at 12:20 pm

If she promises never to get behind the wheel of a car I will vote for her!
(I know – I know. I’m using racial stereotypes . . . but it is Friday!)

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The Colonel May 16, 2014 at 12:47 pm

It’s just that kind of day, this one was too good to pass up.
My recommendation for Ms Bang’s campaign theme music: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1TS5tvbYJsc

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CorruptionInColumbia May 16, 2014 at 3:31 pm

That is all good and well until something goes wrong. Then it will be “Bang And Blame”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cdZQ41rGAg

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WTF May 16, 2014 at 12:59 pm

she better watch out, godzirra might come out of the state house behind her.

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EJB May 19, 2014 at 7:11 am

No, Jakie was defeated by Katrina.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein May 16, 2014 at 3:18 pm

TBG thinks the ad is “Chitty, Chitty…”

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euwe max May 16, 2014 at 6:49 pm

Tell me you didn’t have second thoughts just before whacking the enter key,..

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TontoBubbaGoldstein May 16, 2014 at 9:04 pm

No regrets.

Live mas!

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euwe max May 16, 2014 at 9:10 pm

der Wille zur Macht und Lebensbejahung

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euwe max May 16, 2014 at 5:25 pm

you not eat here!
you too BEEG!
aw you can eat is fo noma peepo!
you go now!

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SCBlues May 16, 2014 at 6:42 pm

you so bad

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TontoBubbaGoldstein May 16, 2014 at 10:40 pm

You no understand!!!! Sign says”all you can eat”. BRING ME MY CRABLEGS AND START STOCKING BA’MI’BA’. You gagu…. dinghee dao.

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RogueElephant May 16, 2014 at 11:20 pm

TBG, BA’MI’BA’ brought back some great memories. Thanks. Dinghee dao is a good one to sleep on. Good night.

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euwe max May 17, 2014 at 2:56 am

B?n nói … th? nào trong ti?ng Vi?t? ….Tôi nh? ngay bây gi?…

CACA DAU! …Qu? tr?ng!

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TontoBubbaGoldstein May 17, 2014 at 9:46 am

Oy Vey, Chief!

You’ve exposed TBG as a German AND Vietnamese language poser in one thread!!

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euwe max May 17, 2014 at 11:56 am

I’m just a more determined poser!

EJB May 19, 2014 at 7:10 am

Too bad he passed on, he was funny.

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euwe max May 19, 2014 at 8:51 am

It’s raining cats and dogs over here.

Or, as the Chinese would say, an all you can eat buffet.

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euwe max May 19, 2014 at 9:16 am

Last month.

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Albert Traego May 16, 2014 at 7:19 pm

I’ve met Bang several times over the last three months. She escaped from Communism and is distraught over what is happening to our country and state. She was endoresed by the Republican Liberty Caucus. She’s a former nurse, an RN I beleive. If I were in her district, she’d certainly have my vote.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein May 16, 2014 at 10:34 pm

Asian Pro Tip:

Man who walk through turnstile sideways, often bang cock.

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Deo Vindice SC May 18, 2014 at 9:30 am

Man who fly upside down have crack up.

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EJB May 19, 2014 at 7:07 am

Man with hot rod burn rubber.

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RogueElephant May 17, 2014 at 8:24 am

Say what you want, it is more honest than a Lindsey Graham commercial.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein May 17, 2014 at 9:02 am

Rock the Vote!

Bang, the Candidate!

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