THIS IS HOW THE GOP RAISES MONEY?
For reasons surpassing understanding, someone put us on a fundraising email list for the Republican National Committee (RNC).
Crazy, huh? We would sooner wipe our backsides with dollar bills and flush them down the toilet (a.k.a. government spending) than give them to the “Republican” party.
Anyway, the latest GOP fundraising missive contained a passionate appeal from former U.S. President George H.W. Bush (a.k.a. “Bush 41”).
“I don’t know what your guilty pleasures are in life, but one of mine is socks,” Bush writes. “I’m a self-proclaimed sock man. The louder, the brighter, the crazier the pattern — the better! It’s usually the first thing people notice I’m wearing whenever I’m out in public and that’s the way I like it.”
Ummmm … okay.
“When Chairman Reince Priebus asked me to write to you on behalf of the Republican National Committee (RNC), I told him I’d be happy to do it,” Bush continued. “But on one condition: my letter to you had to involve socks.”
Okay now it’s getting weirder …
“I’m proud to say the RNC has commissioned a limited-edition pair of socks in my honor,” Bush says. “Embroidered with the Republican elephant and my signature on them, they’re sure to get you noticed. You can get your own pair today or as a gift for your favorite Republican by sending a special campaign contribution of $35 or more to the RNC now. And if you donate $35 or more to the RNC now, your gift will be matched by a group of donors.”
Well then!
And with all the urgency of a used car salesman (who also owns the finance company) Bush implores us that “it’s important you act now on this offer” because the RNC produced “only a limited number” of Bush’s GOP elephant socks.
Hurry while supplies last, in other words.
Again … we’ve made it abundantly clear what we think of the GOP. We want it to die.
“Republicans” grew government recklessly under the reign of Bush’s eldest son – George “Dubya” – and when their chickens came home to roost, they joined Democrats in inaugurating a new bailout culture. And let’s not forget it was a “Republican” president who appointed the real big-spending puppet master, former U.S. Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke – who initiated the single greatest wealth transfer in human history by printing and lending trillions of dollars out of thin air.
And when it came time to challenge U.S. President Barack Obama for the White House, who did the “GOP” nominate? A vacillating, big government liberal whose socialized medicine plan formed the basis of “Obamacare.”
In other words, Bush the Elder can keep his damn socks as far as we’re concerned …
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Well said, Will! I guess the NWO’s retirement pension or salary keeps this POS in all the weird socks he could ever want. Too bad he didn’t wear one over Mr Happy when he was banging Barb and made “W” and Jeb.
Every time I hear someone mention the NWO I think of the old WCW days from when I was a kid.
That’s nWo to you, Smirks. What do you mean, when you were a kid? I was almost 30 when that buffoonery was being acted out. I guess you missed out on the 80’s, when wrestling and titties were still real. The glory days for sure.
you guys are way too funny, when titties were still real, I love it.
Four Horsemen baby!
The guy is old as dirt and probably is just getting a kick out of trolling people at this point. “You want me to help you? This time it’s socks, next time it’ll be my tighty whities on the auction block!”
Maybe he could make it really interesting and tell people that he’ll help them if they sniff his socks.
The last genuinely honorable man to occupy the White House & you want to give him a ration of crap over his socks?!? You’re special.
As soon as Sic Willie flies a carrier based plane in the Pacific against an enemy, he will be allowed to wear whatever socks he desires also.
Yeah, he’s the guy who walked NAFTA through to passage so Clinton could sign it. He is a New World Order lackey, who has been part and parcel of selling this country down the river. Real “honorable” stuff, huh?
— you got a DD 214 that says anything about
“Honorable”?
Nope. And neither have I committed treason by selling my country out to the highest bidder, either.
Look up the word Honor. Report back with your intell.
I’ll keep checking with GOODWILL for those bargains — you bet!
Well, he he ape Ted Turner, and not wear socks.
I quit wearing socks when I didn’t have to get every morning and pull on a pair of Redwings to go to work.
What’s unusual about a Republican being on a Republican mailing list?
My favorite thing about this particular Bush was his proclivity for jumping out of planes, even late into his life.
I don’t see why he can’t be pushed out of a plane though he’s in a wheelchair so he can live life to the fullest.
without the lifesaving device. He made the war crimminal and regrets it.
“I’m proud to say the RNC has commissioned a limited-edition pair of socks in my honor,” Bush says. “Embroidered with the Republican elephant and my signature on them, they’re sure to get you noticed. You can get your own pair today or as a gift for your favorite Republican by sending a special campaign contribution of $35 or more to the RNC now. And if you donate $35 or more to the RNC now, your gift will be matched by a group of donors.”
Somewhere in SC, GrandTango just fired up his meth lab to make an extra $35.
You misspelled meth, it’s M3th.
oops, your right. please include the smell of the socks, Tango.
Where do I send the rent check…or can I keep staying in your paranoid mind rent free??…
PS: It’s really cramped in here….you might need to knock out a few walls and expand….your mind is VERY Tiny, like I hear, from women who know, many parts of the liberal men are…Hahahaha…
Tango will pay extra, with nail clipping and fornication juice along with wet spots, current. Not to mention extra small size socks with the same.
The level of gratuitous hatred among the Liberals and Liberal-Tarians is astounding.
This guy is a harmless old man, who at least loves and believes in the best of his country…
Whereas Jimmy Carter, who damaged America as bad as Obama, if not worse, has spoke against us…but Carter is still afforded the respect of an aged former president…
Your selective praise for the lowest element and your savage contempt for the wholesome, says MUCH more about you, than it does of those you attack…
They were probably donated by Rob Kardashian.