What???…is FITS so hard-up to present criticism he is BASHING a storm for not being worse???
That’s is the same kind of mentality that blamed Hurricane Katrina on Bush. But FITS’ groupies are just as F*#kin dumb as democrat voters…so I guess it’s not that far-fetched…
FITS, sometimes it may be a good idea to put down the bong…and strep away from the keyboard…
Poop does have a purpose, find out about how the word ” SHIT ” came about? I’m for real on this one.It is historic for a reason, only clue I will give ya.
The government should still ban roads with more than six lanes. The public just has no legitimate need for such thoroughfares. The Founders could never have even envisioned them.
It’s not the thoroughfares themselves. Just because a thoroughfare looks like a death trap, it has no more killing power than a more pedestrian looking thoroughfare.
Don’t be fooled by bomb depressions painted in the road, or mirrors on the shoulder giving the impression there are twice as many lanes… it’s just intended to give the driver a woody.
Sometimes you can get more tax levied if people feel as if they’re in a war zone, where every sign may conceal a fresh new deadly threat.
Concessions are still available for a non-alcoholic beer substitute sold alongside the roads in beer bottles with labels from the original alcohol-containing product. If you have the correct option in your vehicle, and it’s enabled, a bottle will be shot at the passenger side window as you pass. Your toll tag will be charged for convenient dispensing.
The coldest indoor temperature on record was -23F, recorded in the living room of Mr. & Mrs. Ira Levine of Perth Amboy, New Jersey, on February 3, 1968, when their only son, Seymour, introduced them to his new bride – a GENTILE.
It’s not the snow that’s dangerous but the ice on the road. You cannot see it that’s why it’s call “black ice”. Mrs. Sic is correct, the danger is the people driving speedily w/o checking the conditions of the road.
Some of my girlfriends gave me the nickname “SNOW” — “Why?,” asked me in innocence. “Because we never know how many inches we’ll get or how long you’ll last….”
I don’t know which is worse, the stupid drivers who have a lead foot in this shit, or the damn snow plows, that move a non-threatening amount of snow out of the way and leave a damn glaze of ice like glass with Rem-Oil (Remington brand oil with Teflon in it) sprayed on it.
Why the hell do SCDOT and numerous businesses feel the need to have those damn graders come through and turn the roads and parking lots into a sheet of slick, ice???? Small amounts of snow such as we had, are actually do-able in that you can get traction in snow, both on foot and in a car. The ice, is difficult to walk on unless you are blessed with spike shoes or something. On the road, the little ruts act as a rail. If you get in one and don’t do anything stupid, the rut will keep you on the road.
Of course, the fuckwits who think they should be driving 40*, 55+, 65+, etc on a sheet of lubricated glass make it all worse for everyone. I normally have a lead foot, but even I slow down for this stuff. I kept hoping the ones coming up behind at unsafe speeds, riding my bumper and then passing (endangering me and themselves) would wreck. So help me, I would have stopped, laughed loudly at them, and given them the finger before taking off, again.
Storms like this are another reason to love SC. Check out Upper mid west, and north east. Between old age and Plavix I get cold in Oct. and warm up in May.
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That’s not what mine said. “Swwiiinnng Looowwww….”
What???…is FITS so hard-up to present criticism he is BASHING a storm for not being worse???
That’s is the same kind of mentality that blamed Hurricane Katrina on Bush. But FITS’ groupies are just as F*#kin dumb as democrat voters…so I guess it’s not that far-fetched…
FITS, sometimes it may be a good idea to put down the bong…and strep away from the keyboard…
I’ve come to the conclusion that T is in actuality a #UniteBlue HufPo agent here to create division among those of us with a brain.
One thing you’re right about: you all march in lockstep, and you’re against me…except for a couple. You, FITS included, ARE what you vow to hate…
Tango, I like ya! For real! For me your just from a time I used to love, long ago!
Reminds me of the time I spent with the Outlaws.
Good times.
Green grass?
High tides?
Strong women.
Loose alcohol.
Ahhhhh…… the bikers.
TBG was thinking the band….
Max, I find it’s better and more fun when its ‘loose women and strong alcohol’…….
Forever!
I don’t hate you Tango. The only reason I turned you down last night was because I was on my period. My hemmies were bleeding.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, but I love you man.
If you can love me…you are truly magnanimous. And that’s not a bad trait…
Poop does have a purpose, find out about how the word ” SHIT ” came about? I’m for real on this one.It is historic for a reason, only clue I will give ya.
Loving you is not hard to do… as long as you’ve had your shots.
Minnie Ripperton loves you, Big Time.
Here TBG, let me fix that for you.
Minnie Ripperton loves you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE0pwJ5PMDg
Minnie Ripperton and Peter Gabriel love you big time.
Tango I love you. In fact, if loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMk16u-nW1Y
I love you too.
I don’t agree with you on everything, but I do agree with some of the things you say. Will you be my Valentine?
Sorry, I’m spoken or…and I don’t Clinton.
That said: I bet he doesn’t either…w/ Hillary.
It’s Tango cold! Bush’s middle name is ” katrina ” you didn’t know that? AKA, Katrina Shealy! ALL Republicons are realated dumb one!
It’s Tango cold!
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perfect!
Roads don’t kill people, people do.
Correct
Roads don’t kill people, people do.
The government should still ban roads with more than six lanes. The public just has no legitimate need for such thoroughfares. The Founders could never have even envisioned them.
It’s not the thoroughfares themselves. Just because a thoroughfare looks like a death trap, it has no more killing power than a more pedestrian looking thoroughfare.
Don’t be fooled by bomb depressions painted in the road, or mirrors on the shoulder giving the impression there are twice as many lanes… it’s just intended to give the driver a woody.
Sometimes you can get more tax levied if people feel as if they’re in a war zone, where every sign may conceal a fresh new deadly threat.
Concessions are still available for a non-alcoholic beer substitute sold alongside the roads in beer bottles with labels from the original alcohol-containing product. If you have the correct option in your vehicle, and it’s enabled, a bottle will be shot at the passenger side window as you pass. Your toll tag will be charged for convenient dispensing.
The coldest indoor temperature on record was -23F, recorded in the living room of Mr. & Mrs. Ira Levine of Perth Amboy, New Jersey, on February 3, 1968, when their only son, Seymour, introduced them to his new bride – a GENTILE.
It’s not the snow that’s dangerous but the ice on the road. You cannot see it that’s why it’s call “black ice”. Mrs. Sic is correct, the danger is the people driving speedily w/o checking the conditions of the road.
You’re obviously a racist. The whole area is covered in white snow, but you blame the black ice.
[Ditzy News Babe (of your choice)] to [Pompous weather dude (of your choice)];
“What happened to that 6″ you promised me last night?”
hahahahaha +2
Actually happened, there is a youtube video (except she was
looking for 8”).
Lindsey gave Tango 8″ last night. He did it four times.
https://www.facebook.com/boyd.brown.315/posts/249014421925900?stream_ref=10
Some of my girlfriends gave me the nickname “SNOW” — “Why?,” asked me in innocence. “Because we never know how many inches we’ll get or how long you’ll last….”
Since when, and why did the city of Columbia buy a fleet of ATV’s? Do they just plan on using them every 4 years during snow storms?
I don’t know which is worse, the stupid drivers who have a lead foot in this shit, or the damn snow plows, that move a non-threatening amount of snow out of the way and leave a damn glaze of ice like glass with Rem-Oil (Remington brand oil with Teflon in it) sprayed on it.
Why the hell do SCDOT and numerous businesses feel the need to have those damn graders come through and turn the roads and parking lots into a sheet of slick, ice???? Small amounts of snow such as we had, are actually do-able in that you can get traction in snow, both on foot and in a car. The ice, is difficult to walk on unless you are blessed with spike shoes or something. On the road, the little ruts act as a rail. If you get in one and don’t do anything stupid, the rut will keep you on the road.
Of course, the fuckwits who think they should be driving 40*, 55+, 65+, etc on a sheet of lubricated glass make it all worse for everyone. I normally have a lead foot, but even I slow down for this stuff. I kept hoping the ones coming up behind at unsafe speeds, riding my bumper and then passing (endangering me and themselves) would wreck. So help me, I would have stopped, laughed loudly at them, and given them the finger before taking off, again.
Being from the upper Midwest I learned early after moving here that when it snows I don’t goes. People have trouble driving in the rain around here.
Haven’t left the house since yesterday, all though I did have a good round of golf Monday.
Storms like this are another reason to love SC. Check out Upper mid west, and north east. Between old age and Plavix I get cold in Oct. and warm up in May.