Clemson Releases 2014 Football Schedule
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How in the world Clemson can draw more than 30K to any game on their schedule, other than FSU and USC…I have NO idea…
That is D-II level football. It kinda gives you a sick, desolate feeling when you tune in to an ACC, non-FSU game on Sat. It’s like the JV game before the Varsity (SEC) plays its games…
However, I do get a charge when Md., NC St. or the like embarrasses Clemson. In most years that happens a couple of times. I think it will in 2014.
PS: I see Clemson dodged Duke again…I bet Dabo is begging the ACC to keep Duke away from him w/ Cutcliffe there…
How did Dirtpecker U. fill their stadium when they went 1-21? One would think that people would have better things to do than sit around and drink in a parking lot on a Saturday afternoon.
still more than went to watch you ride the bench in D2 there JV
Want to try that again in English?
Speaking of riding the bench, I see the Dirtpeckers are getting their ass kicked by 20.
“Dirtpacker”.Is that your bedroom name for obnoxious Tater Grad Mark Packer….I didn’t know your boyfriend was playing tonight???
And they still were too good for you there JV
We knew it would get better…and MAN were we RIGHT…Finish at No, 4 in the country…That’s stout..
But the ACC is weaker now than ever…and that is saying a lot..since it’s always been a very lackluster quality of football, compred to bigtime college football…like the SEC…
Better hope all the playmakers leaving does not send Clemson into a nosedive…or you’ll really have a spotty-filled stadium..like it has been so many times before..when you’d lie about attendance.
Oh yeah, “Wait ’til next year”. Only took 10 years to get there. That’s a lot of liver damage by those 2nd half parking lot fans.
Is ACC football on par with SEC basketball?
You weren’t even good enough to play SEC basketball, so what does that say about you, waterboy?
But the ACC is weaker now than ever…
Florida State on line one….
I knew you’d jump on their jock, and start toking…it’s why I had reservations about pulling for the Noles vs Auburn. But I despise Auburn (AU is the Clemson of the SEC, except AU has a real tradition) so much, and FSU now owns Clemson again, I can live with yall living vicariously through them.
You shore do have a purty ‘Bama mouf to go with your Vandy trophy case, BigTime.
AU is the Clemson of the SEC
TBG will not argue with the imitable Lewis Grizzard.
So y’all are what…the Virginia of the SEC? (Usually well behind the leaders in the weaker division.) Thought of comparing y’all to Pitt…but they’ve got that pesky National Championship.
One quality team does not a conference make Chief.
Final AP Poll:
Florida State (1)
Clemson (8)
Louisville (15)
Notre Dame (TBG throws up in mouth a little bit) (20)
DUUUUUKE! (23)
UNC will probably be a Top 15 team next year. Miami, Georgia Tech, Pitt and Virginia Tech have also had “quality*” teams during…uh…TBG’s lifetime.
Paleface.
* Played for/Won National Championship
TBG, I have never had a negative thing to say to you, so don’t take this the wrong way, but neither Notre Dame nor Louisville is in the ACC for football yet, (Notre Dame isn’t joining for football until after the TV deal they have runs out). Louisville will be a full member next year but they don’t count for this past year.
“How did Dirtpecker U. fill their stadium when they went 1-21?”
Simple we had lying, lisping, losing, Lou for a “Coach”!
Despite having the HGK (head grounds keeper) as the coach, we have always had a loyal if half hearted fan base – there was no one in the stadium halfway through the 2nd quarter most games. Lou Holtz was a freaking disaster with one exception – he set the stage for the coming of Steve Spurrier.
I disagree on your assessment of Lou. He pulled us out of a huge hole and gave us credibility. While Lou went on autopilot during his final years, he was directly responsible for taking that 1-21 period and turning it into very productive years in 2000, 2001, and 2002. Given our program was a disaster when he joined, I think when putting it in proper context he did a good job.
Holtz at USC went 33-37 (even accounting for the disaster of his first season he went 33-26 – nothing to crow about (pun intended)) His record was on slightly better than Sparky’s (.47 vs .41)
His only reason for coming to Columbia was to attempt to repair/improve his legacy and get his son a job. (at least Skip is employed now…thankfully not here)
We went to 3rd rate bowl games during the “everybody gets a bowl game” expansion and his last season was 6-5.
When he left, finally, we had 3 years of probation for 5 major and 15 minor violations.
I think Lisping Lou should be barred from ever attempting to properly pronounce USC again.
Where would we have been without him, though? The football program then was similar to the basketball program now. He did a remarkable turnaround. And we had two quality Outback bowl wins over OSU. I wouldn’t call those 3rd rate. The probation stuff was as silly (too much tutoring?) as the probation stuff with Whitney-gate.
Besides, he still pulls for us, always picks us, trashes Clemson, etc.
Never been to Clemson on game days have you, sonny? Back in the day, we called grown men who lived in their momma’s basement queers. Are you a queer, Sonny?
LMAO…It’s always “Back-in-the-day”…Hahahahaha…
If it was one-fifth of the way yall tell it…’way back when’ you must have been the best ever in all of football…But I think we all know how the mind will play tricks…especially for those struggling to deal w/ the present (see Tater fans)…Hahahahaha…
Is that a yes to his question, sonny?
Speaking of fifth, isn’t that the average consumption per fan in the parking lot during the 2nd half of Dirtpecker games?
Alabama mouth, Vanderbilt trophy case.
God, if they were that bad you could have played for them JV.
I guess you are a Lebron mouth with a waterboy talent.
Wow, that must be less than the Clemson fans do. Prime example.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5lWxRhZRlw
Well at least he didn’t get his head squished by his dirtpecker fan buddy in his lifted pickup.
And the class acts of Clemson showed their heads. I wonder if you have the balls to talk like that in person to the family of the kid who died. What am I asking you are a pussy, so of course you don’t.
Darwin works in mysterious ways.
what’s the matter waterboy? Are you upset because you got called out?
Why you looking for a date?
They “dodged” Duke the same way USC “dodges” Alabama. Separate divisions you ‘tard.
You’re obviously too dull to get it, but the irony that Clemson dodges Duke, like SC may dodge Bama is PRICELESS…LMAO…
Clemson football…imaginary champions, year after year…
but the irony that Clemson dodges Duke, like SC may dodge Bama is PRICELESS…
TBG HATES to admit it, but….
…nice one, T.
Reading comprehension is tough isn’t it? It’s similar as the same way SC “dodged” (your word, not mine, that’s why it’s in quotes) Texas A&M, or Ole Miss. They weren’t on the schedule numb nuts.
Only the Gamecocks could accomplish sooo much (11 win seasons 3 times in a row, top 10 finishes, 5 in a row over Clemson, best Gamecock team ever.)
And have sooo little to show for it. (No BCS appearances/wins, no division crowns, no conference title appearances/championships, no nothing)
So wave around the 5 in row banner, like the fat girl from the smell contest, because it’s all you guys have.
Don’t be like Dabo…when you get the $#!* slapped out of you (verbally of course)…take it like an adult…and move on…LMAO….
Only those idiot Tigers would think that Orange Bowl meant anything. You were the 4th option. Its like being the fat drunk girl at the bar that goes home with the guy that got turned down by 3 others first. It isn’t love, and he wont call you tomorrow princess. UMM by the way where did you finish in the polls? USC was #4. How did that ACC title work out? you finished #22 that year right? USC was top 10. Real football fans from everywhere else in the country knows which team was better.#4 or #8, #9 or #22. You got a trophy for being the smartest kid with down syndrome, and you brag like its an accomplishment, all the while even sports anchors on ESPN were laughing at you. Everyone else gets the joke but the poor taters that are the joke.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZqadk8eXEI
Proof again that year, and most every other year, the ACC title means less than a pop warner one to. LOL That’s got to hurt. So sorry you suck and everyone knows it. LOL
“you finished #22 that year right?”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNIwlRClHsQ
Another “meaningless” trophy to go along with the 18 other championships I guess.
“You were the 4th option.”
No, you’re an idiot. Clemson was actually the second selection for the Orange Bowl due to being the second highest ranked ACC team. Typically, the Orange Bowl takes the ACC champion. But, FSU went to the NCG.
Hey…Didn’t this “pop warner” conference win the national title? So which is it? I mean I’d love to be like you mouth-breathing SEC fans and ride FSU’s coattails like you Gamecocks do to the Auburn’s, and Bama’s, and LSU’s. But I’m not a conference dick-riding tool.
Bonus: Who types “LOL” besides tween girls in text messages?
I LOVE seeing how getting your @$$#$ kicked by SC, year after year after year…is causing yall to meltdown…LMAO…
You are just like Dabo. Coming un-glued..and I don’t see you being able to beat SC ANYTIME soon…that must be H#!! to be z Clemson fan…Hahahahaha…
What is this open mic night? Keep laughing at your own jokes bud. They’re hilarious. I can’t wait to see you opening for Carlos Mencia or Larry The Cable Guy.
Like I said, enjoy it while it lasts. Hats off to your team. They’ve beat us 5 in a row and have historically never tasted success. I guess the old saying, “act like you’ve been there” holds no water here.
If you only want to count history, you are no better than Yale, Harvard, or Cornell. They were all good once upon a time and have many more championships than Clemson
I see you read the internet article about the neighbors light. Thanks for the book to prove you suck and you know it. As far as you being the second option, we both know that’s bull shit. The bowl is allowed an at large bid if the conference champion goes to the national championship game. It is not required to pick the #2 team, which was still worse than all top 4 of ours including USC, so no coat tails needed there. But keep talking like that you sound big. If the SEC didn’t already have 2 teams (which by rules cant have a 3rd) in it would have been USC then Mizzou, Oregon was out west and they feared they wouldn’t travel. 1,2,3 Clemson. Yes you were the 4th choice (I guess 5th if you include FSU so thanks for reminding me about that). FYI I was still laughing at the ESPN crew in the clip. Now that’s funny!! All of those titles you speak of were before anyone including coaches was even at the school. living in the past is why you suck. Now Win again little man before you come back, you are just embarrassing yourself.
also dumbass you don’t get the 17 million. it goes to the conference.
Seriously? You’ve got Down Syndrome so bad you’ve got up, left, and right syndrome too. There’s no way you can be that stupid, can it? Well, I guess I’m breaking rule numero uno of arguing with someone on the Internet: never argue with an idiot; they’ll only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. But I’ll bite just this once.
“If the SEC didn’t already have 2 teams (which by rules cant have a 3rd)”
I don’t know why you Gamecock fans have such a hard time understanding the 2 team BCS limit rule. You even said it, then insinuated that somehow the Gamecocks should have magically been the 3rd team in a BCS Bowl and in the Orange Bowl. You know because it’s only been that way for, I don’t know, the last 15 fucking years! It’s like you’re in idiot denial. I do know this, maybe you retards shouldn’t have lost to Tennessee or UGA if you have such a big problem with the BCS.
The Orange Bowl has had an ACC tie in for the last 7 years paired with a BCS at large bid. Why in the blue fuck would they take a SEC team when 2 other teams had already been picked for the Sugar and BCS Title? What part of “2 is the goddamn limit” do you not understand?! You block head motherfucker.
Living in the past? I was talking about this year, 2014. Is not the 2012 Orange Bowl the past? Pick your argument you schizophrenic retard.
I know about the bowl revenue sharing agreement. Yes we have to share the $17.5 million with the rest of the ACC. But guess what sugar tits? We also get a cut of FSU’s $23.9 million BCS title payout. I guess Mouth Carolina doesn’t have to share their $4.5 million with the rest of the 14 SEC members huh?
Hey look another copy of War and Peace. no I didn’t read it because I am sure its full of all the same bullshit you keep talking and I just don’t have the time. It must really hurt you though if you had to right so much about it. I’ll make this short you little princess. You can go fuck yourself. you aint shit anyway.
It must really hurt you though if you had to right so much about it.
Quit flauntin’ that Sakerlina education, Hoss.
You got me on that. That will teach me to carefully read my Dragon speech to text speech recognition software. You ought to see some of the text messages that get sent that way too.
Don’t feel like the Lone Ranger. Autocorrect used to give me fits.
8-4 at best
7-5 at best. They will be embarrassed somewhere along in the schedule.
11-1 and a playoff spot. And the one loss won’t be to USuck
Are you smoking dope again?
Sammy, I told you to put the pipe down.
since they like history so much they forget they haven’t won at Georgia Tech in over 10 years
7-5 with a WIN over Sakerlina.
After the last 5 years, TBG will take it.
Hope you Dirtpeckers go 11-1!!!
What’s everybody gonna do until then? Does Clemson have hibernation caves,yet?Gamecocks are already building cryogenic tanks for,’next year’.
Does Clemson have hibernation caves,yet?
Now that you mention it…
Teeheehee…..he don’t know how right he is.
How do you photo-bomb a 6?
If you’re a Dirtpecker fan, I believe you just smile and show your six teeth.
What’s the recent fascination about this “dirkpecker” thing? It reminds me of the things we said in middle school — sort of like saying “coots” and “taters,” which was in vogue several years ago.
Your base insults certainly reflect your maturity level.
In the meantime, scoreboard.
His fascination is an attempt to put them down to make himself feel better. He wanted to play basketball at USC, but they didn’t want him, so it is to act like it doesn’t still really bother him. It doesn’t work.
Yes everybody back in the 80’s wanted to play for Dirtpecker U., there’s nothing like going .400 season after season in a dark dirty arena. Actually the teams back in the 1980’s aren’t all that different than the teams we’ve seen lately… you can’t spell SUCK without USC.
They sucked so bad, but still didn’t want your scrub ass. Its way too obvious this act of yours. Get over it. You cant spell suck with out U, and U sucked so bad they didn’t want U. sorry
Boo hoo… I’ll just go take my two conference rings and go home. Had I played for Dirtpecker U. (or sat on the bench handing out water) I wouldn’t even have those two rings to keep me company. All I’d have is an empty trophy case to show for all that hard work.
WOW a conference ring from a D2 league for handing out water to the boys that really played. That’s about as useful as the participation award given out in little league. sorry waterboy, no matter how you word it, it still reads “You suck”
How was your illustrious baseball career? And that’s two conference rings. Maybe I could wear them on campus some day and show the football team what one looks like.
Just to get this right, talking about football, and you bring up bragging about 2 useless D2 basketball conference rings. A. It still sucks, and B. If you want to switch sports you can see 2 NCAA D1 national championships trophies and rings any day at the USC baseball field. Or can you only switch topics and sports when it appears in your mind to help you (it doesn’t JV). You cant have it both ways waterboy
How many conference rings do you have? Oh yeah, the same as the football team has. Too bad your coach didn’t feel sorry for you and buy your team participation rings like Slurrier did one night while up drinking and watching QVC.
Maybe you should have gone to a school better suited for your skill level and listened less to the MLB lies the coaches told you and more on the academic degree you could earn that could get you a job outside of the typical Dirtpecker athlete Sociology major.
I guess I just played on a team in a division and conference where we could compete and not be the conference whipping boy like Dirtpecker U. was when you played. Face it, in the end I’ll have fond memories of playing on successful teams, while you’re just sitting in your single-side trying to drink those memories of failure out of your head.
Speaking of baseball, I hope their new coach took some public speaking training over the break. The guy sounds like the typical baseball retard when a microphone is stuck in his face. He honestly looks like he’s about to shit his pants.
Thanks for writing a sequel to War and Peace. Too bad it was all BS. first of all you said you “could compete and not be the conference whipping boy like Dirtpecker U. was when you played”. USC was independent when I was there (except they played basketball in the Metro conference” USC did join the SEC my last year and starting competing the year after I graduated. We did go to the NCAA tournament my first year so get some facts right. Now about yourself, you said you played in the mid 80’s which should make you around 45 years old at least if not older, yet you act like a 10 year old girl with all that “Dirtpecker U.”name calling you do, and those temper tantrums you have. I feel it is a sad attempt at over compensating for something. Wonder what that could be? Bragging in anyway about a D2 basketball title, is about as good as that church league I played in that won state back in 81 when I was 12 . Its still laughable to a player that played at a higher level than you did that you consider it an accomplishment in life. It is too obvious you really are jealous. Another childish character flaw. Grow up. I hope you did not reproduce because if your poor children get the same jeans, they will more than likely be little crybabies as well. If you do have kids, please for them stop now and give them a chance or I feel they will be getting a lot of wedgies and swirlies (sp?) in their future. I hope its not to late as based on your age, it may have already happened. So USC said you weren’t good enough to play for them, grow up and let it go man. Its pathetic. You know its not so bad to admit it, then it might be an accomplishment. Kind of like “Despite the fact I wasn’t good enough, I then went on to play somewhere else and found success at that level. Its not 100% the same but for me it was the best I could do, and that makes me happy” Showing so much hostility towards a school just because they didn’t offer you says in your head its not as much of a big deal as you try to make it out to be. It was fun getting you all worked up and reply in kind to your childish posts, but I have grown tired of it and you. Quite frankly I have a life and it must be better than yours so I am going back to it, instead of being in here every day, and honestly you’re just to easy when you look at it. Good bye, and I hope you think about what I said for the children’s sake. . It doesn’t look good when they act more mature than the father even if he has two very impressive rings. WOW. You know who else had rings? Liberace. Have a goo… oka…avera….just get a life man. Now I hope I wrote enough to get my book published too. Good bye
Talk about War and Peace, at least in my 1000 word response I used paragraphs.
Dirtpecker U. never said I wasn’t good enough, back then nobody outside the state of SC never knew they had a basletball team.
I forgot to mention, I was on full scholarship as well. Being a Dirtpecker baseball player you wouldn’t know what that’s like.
I bet you have a life to go back to, did your mom call up and tell you breakfast was ready? It’s funny, I respond hours after you do and you respond minutes after I do, so who’s the one with the pathetic life wasted on this blog?
” I hope you did not reproduce because if your poor children get the same jeans”
I buy them new jeans, not hand-me-downs.
Are you leaving me, sniff… I’ll miss you man. Go on, walk away, that’s what you Dirtpecker fans are good at, walking away with their tails between their legs after getting their asses handed to them.
What’s the fascination with “tater” on this and every dirtpecker fan forum? Just another case of being able to dish it out but can’t take it.
Middle school, or what dirtpecker fans call “my senior year”.
So dirtpeckers aren’t calling Clemson fans “taters” anymore?
In the meantime, Alabama mouth, Vanderbilt trophy case.
hey JV, Division one mouth, water boy talent?
When you go look at the Dirtpecker trophy case, does that ACC championship trophy gather much dust?
Since you claim you are not a Clemson fan (I don’t believe you), who do you pull for? I don’t recall you ever saying, so presumably it’s a team that USC would throttle.
I don’t know… some of those D-II teams can be awful tough to beat.
As usual, you dodge the question. So I will correctly assume that whatever team you pull for would get hammered by the Cocks.
Would it make your life complete if I told you? How many D-II teams could USC beat? So what does it really matter?
It would indeed make my life complete. OK, fair enough. You pull for a D-II team and don’t claim to be a Bama, FSU, or similar type of fan.
I don’t say tater. It’s childish, just like dirt pecker. I’ve always found that pointing out the score for the last five years is a better insult than some silly word.
That’s a funny schedule. No wonder they are so jealous.
I would like to congratulate the Clemson basketball team for being a BIG part of the NCAA Division I record for the UNC Tar Heels with their 57th straight home win against the same Clemson Tigers.