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15 comments

TontoBubbaGoldstein January 17, 2014 at 12:22 pm

Awesome …

TBG also uses that term when he “traditionally self-reports…[TBG’s]…penis measurement.”

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just another guy January 17, 2014 at 1:19 pm

Isn’t Bill Gates offering a billion dollars for anyone who can invent a condom that does not take away from the feeling? That is free market. We don’t need the government to do it.

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Love thy neighbor January 17, 2014 at 1:26 pm

It makes sense for government to develop a technology where it can fuck everyone else, feel it, yet not suffer any consequences for it.

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The Colonel January 17, 2014 at 3:56 pm Reply
CorruptionInColumbia January 17, 2014 at 8:04 pm

They’ll never do it. There is nothing like the feeling of a real vajayjay on the inside.

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jimlewisowb January 17, 2014 at 2:21 pm

Know of several hundred cockroaches in the Legislature that would be suitable candidates to have a rubber pulled down over their peckerheads to determine a proper fit

In fact they could leave the damn things on long enough for all of them to go limp

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Lindsey Gayham January 17, 2014 at 4:27 pm

The cherry one didn’t taste too good and it was chewy too.

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rwwllms January 17, 2014 at 4:38 pm

Obama says: “If it’s a fit you must submit!”

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shifty henry January 17, 2014 at 6:48 pm

AAAWW – SHIT..!! We know what this means — another PSA starring Richard Simmons…….

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From Out There January 17, 2014 at 7:40 pm

Dear Earthling,
Hello! I am a bisexual creature from outer space. I have transformed myself into this comment on Fitsnews. Right now, I am having sex with your eyes. I know you like it because you are smiling. Please pass me on to someone else.

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9" January 17, 2014 at 7:44 pm

First time I tried one like those pictured,I thought I was gonna faint and then it busts open,and he says,’let’s go bareback’.’Now that I seen your peter,I’m in love with you,and want to go monogamous’.So we did.

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CorruptionInColumbia January 17, 2014 at 8:02 pm

Grand Tango?

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9" January 17, 2014 at 9:34 pm

Don’t let him know,I told on him.Plus it’s over(he got worn out,and those bleeding carpet-burns on his knees,had become disgusting).I found me this new guy($$$)…

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euwe max January 18, 2014 at 12:22 pm

Preventing unwanted pregnancy is common ground – except for Republicans.

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Cush January 20, 2014 at 11:00 am

Build a better condom, and they will come.

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