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*Claws at eyes*
IT BURNS! IT BURNS!
Please post some pics of a young starlet or even that sketchy young thing (Courtney Stoddard?) that’s married to the old dude…to *cleanse the palate*.
Hey, don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.
:)
Are you referring to “inner course”..? After pulling that gun out of her vagina, the cop must have taken a very close look — he probably meant to write “inner tube”..!!
She would need that gun to get me to screw her —- but on second thought, Shifty would take the bullet for all red-blooded Southern men!
I always thought that the news broadcasters were talking about “the shooter,” Now I see they were talking about “the cooter”! That makes more sense now, and explains the fish smell too.
Here’s to the crack that never heals,
the more you rub it the better it feels.
But there ain’t no soap this side of hell,
can wash away that fishy smell.
Here’s to woman, the glorious vine
Blooms each month, bears fruit in nine
The only creature this side of hell
To get juice from a nut without cracking the shell
I don’t think that gun was smoking at the time, probably waited to have one when it was done shooting
That’s No Country for Old Men
“Our founding editor…..and his lovely wife…..have had….conversations…..but…no one’s firearm achieved penetration”
What a shame. If such had taken place, then willie could have proclaimed with some degree of authenticity that he fired this story right out of his ass
If she looked like Kim Kardashian, this would make her a millionaire.
That story, combined with the mugshot is causing TBG to have second thoughts about his support of the Second Amendment.