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Happy Kwanzaa (To All Five Of You Celebrating)

It’s the day after Christmas, which means this website’s seven-day Kwanzaa celebration has officially begun! Of course we’re not actually celebrating Kwanzaa, we’re toasting its ongoing demise as millions of black families continue to reject its contrived, communist nonsense. Recent estimates put Kwanzaa participation among blacks at a measly 1.25…

It’s the day after Christmas, which means this website’s seven-day Kwanzaa celebration has officially begun!

Of course we’re not actually celebrating Kwanzaa, we’re toasting its ongoing demise as millions of black families continue to reject its contrived, communist nonsense.

Recent estimates put Kwanzaa participation among blacks at a measly 1.25 percent.  For those of you keeping score at home, that means 39.9 million black families do not celebrate Kwanzaa.  Only 500,000 do.

Kwanzaa is dead people … or at least it would be dead if the mainstream media didn’t “religiously” hype it each year in an effort not to offend black people (who, as noted above, are not celebrating it).

Created in 1966 by Maulana Karenga – a militant social revolutionary and black nationalist – Kwanzaa is centered around the “Nguzo Saba,” or the “seven principles of African heritage” – unity (Umoja), self-determination (Kujichagulia), collective work and responsibility (Ujima), cooperative economics (Ujamaa), purpose (Nia), creativity (Kuumba) and faith (Imani). Celebrants mark these virtues on a candelabrum called a Kinara while serving traditional African foods and wearing traditional African garb.

Wait … “collective work?” “Cooperative economics?”

No wonder they call it the FUBU (“For Us By Us”) holiday …

Don’t take our word that Kwanzaa is communist, though, consider the official 2013 Kwanzaa message shared by Karenga himself – which instructs followers to “practice the ethics of shared work and shared wealth; to uphold the right of the peoples of the world to a just and equitable share of the goods of the world.”

Yeah … clearly Barack Obama didn’t get that memo.

And while Kwanzaa’s founders love to speak of Umoja (that’s “unity”) everything about the holiday is intended to divide – right down to the prohibition against religious coexistence.

“You should not mix the Kwanzaa holiday or its symbols, values and practice with any other culture,” the official Kwanzaa website insists. “This would violate the principles of Kujichagulia (Self-Determination) and this would violate the integrity of the holiday.”

Sheesh … so much for opposing “segregation.”

UPDATE: Well, well … the Republican National Committee is celebrating Kwanzaa.

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34 comments

Billy K Mulligan December 26, 2013 at 4:27 pm

Hillary Clinton practices this Cultural Marxism nonsense. All that “It takes a village…” crap. I don’t live in a village and damn sure don’t want to live in her village or Barry’s either.

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Big Corporate Dicks December 26, 2013 at 4:52 pm

Funny, I haven’t noticed her corn rows…all that’s trickling down is my middle-aged bladder control issue. Socialism my ass.

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Sarah Palin Forever! December 26, 2013 at 5:30 pm

Yeh you live in Nikki Haleys “village!”

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Squishy123 December 26, 2013 at 5:07 pm

Do they get free presents for Kwanzaa too?

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GrandTango December 26, 2013 at 5:54 pm

Funny: FITS says that he saw Mississippi Burning, and felt bad, so he is totally racially vetted and qualified to preach to us about it.

FITS also “likes” Steve Benjamin, Gerald Malloy, Robert Ford, Todd Rutherford and Bakari Sellers, while claiming to be unlike them and hating Haley, Wilson and Romney…etc…and denouncing voter integrity laws as an attempt to suppress minority voters…

Now FITS is attacking Kwanza?????… Mixed-up, Dumb@$$, Cushy-life, apologetic cul-d-sac Yuppies like FITS are the reason we have so much hatred and ignorance in the black community.

In other words: when idiots like FITS are a representative of white people, no D@*n wonder so many blacks hate us….

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Sarah Palin Forever! December 26, 2013 at 6:16 pm

I bet they love you!

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GrandTango December 26, 2013 at 6:58 pm

A lot of the Brothers and Sisters laugh at how dumb@$$ white people like you and FITS are.

Many in the black community see you, FITS, other liberals and the regulars in the GOP as ignorant of them. You just want to either shut them up or use them to empower yourselves.

They end up using you, and harming the people that carry the weight in America…it’s a very counter-productive strategy…and will eventually fail…

As it is: politicians, worthless liberals and blacks all eat high off the hog…while the people who build this country carry the burden…

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TontoBubbaGoldstein December 26, 2013 at 7:09 pm

TBG always figured that you carried a lot of weight, T.

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Sarah Palin Forever! December 26, 2013 at 7:12 pm

Yeh and a “lot” of them see you for what you are,

Hell most people here ,who arent Black ,see you for what you are!

Nice touch with the “bothers and sisters” routine!

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GrandTango December 26, 2013 at 9:18 pm

I D@*n sure am not a lame-@$$, patronizing cliché like you Thank God-Almighty for that…
You are the F**kin problem…And we have had to wade through many hateful, dysfunctional and evil people, like you, to keep this country from becoming what you, and $#!* like you, are making it.

Squishy123 December 27, 2013 at 11:00 am

“I D@*n sure am not a brain-dead, lame-@$$, patronizing cliché like you.”

Actually you are.

Cut welfare of every form and we’ll see who throws the biggest riot.

GrandTango December 27, 2013 at 3:54 pm

A- Who is advocating ending welfare of “every form?’..I’m not, you simple-minded and ignorant cliche…

B- Are you threatening that the lazy, dumb@$$#$ that you vote with, will kill us moral and working people if we cut off the handouts to your Good-for-Nothing Immoral @$$#$???

FudgePackerAtChocolateMonkey December 26, 2013 at 8:17 pm

I get the giggles every time I think about that time we were with Lindsey at a Kwanzaa party and he was constipated and you were having a hard time sucking the santorum out of his ass. You took one of those big Kwanzaa candles and stuck it up there and moved it around and not only brought Lindsey to an explosive orgasm, you got that Santorm out of his butt. You were so cute on the way home with that on your face.

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FudgePackerAtChocolateMonkey December 26, 2013 at 8:20 pm

As long as I live I will never forget that time we were at a Kwanzaa party with Lindsey and you couldn’t suck the Santorum out of his ass because he was constipated. You took one of those big Kwanzaa candles and started churning it around and brought Lindsey to an explosive orgasm, as well as getting the Santorum flowing out of his butt. You were so cute that night on the drive home with that stuff all over your face.

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Squishy123 December 27, 2013 at 10:59 am

Why are they “brothers and sisters”… because none of them know who their daddy is? The basis for “baby daddy” and “baby mama”… or as us oldsters called them, “bastard child”.

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GrandTango December 29, 2013 at 7:23 am

Just STFU trying to tell me how to use language…You’ve been defining linguistic terms for decades, and all you ever really do is use it as another weapon to enforce your closed mind, hate, ignorance and liberalism.

I’ll speak how I want. Get that through your bigoted head. And if you want to try to stop me, do it face to face, and see who is more committed to my freedom…I GARON-D@*n-TEE you if you accost me once, it will be the last time your effeminate, little hand-0wringing @$$ tries too tell me how to talk…

Snoop Dogg December 28, 2013 at 9:38 pm

Brothers and sisters?

Wigger, please…

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Toronto! December 27, 2013 at 12:50 am

Rob Ford said that Obamacare was a disaster Big T. Why are you dissing him?

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Smirks December 26, 2013 at 6:11 pm

Pretty sure the fact that it is a cheap knock off of Chanukah violates the “integrity” of the holiday.

No black person I have ever talked to has given a shit about Kwanzaa, probably because it is a made up hippy bullshit holiday.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein December 26, 2013 at 7:07 pm

…cheap knock off of Chanukah…

You are being far too kind.

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Torch December 26, 2013 at 6:15 pm

Slow news day again. He should have released his book for Christmas.

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CNSYD December 26, 2013 at 7:57 pm

It’s not out yet? Maybe it is stuck in the UPS/FedEx mess. UPS/FedEx, the groups Sic Willie says should take over from the USPS.

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Torch December 27, 2013 at 9:55 pm

Wonder how much FedEx would have charged to deliver my Christmas Cards?

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Funny December 28, 2013 at 12:43 am

They did, the overflow from the USPS is what killed ups on Xmas eve.

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Paladin December 26, 2013 at 6:48 pm

Probably more people observe Festivus nowadays than celebrate Kwanzza.

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Megan December 26, 2013 at 6:51 pm

Maulana Karegna is the type that liberals look up to. Love the title BTW.

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ThrowMommaFrom TheChurchVan December 26, 2013 at 7:06 pm

Leave holidays alone. They have no rime or reason, they are what they are.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein December 26, 2013 at 7:06 pm

Kwanzaa? KWANZAA??

Where was FITSNEWS’ Festivus for the Rest of Us post??

Oy Vey!

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9" December 26, 2013 at 9:45 pm

Yeah.Who cares? But you need to show you’re a racist…

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The Unknown Comic December 27, 2013 at 12:58 am

“seven principles of African heritage”

Huh, I thought the seven principles included:

1. Selling your enemies into slavery
2. Lots of unprotected sex with both humans and AIDS carrying animals
3. Supporting your local warlord/dictator
4. Living in spots you can’t grow food
5. Tribal rhythms to take your mind off of poverty
6. Barefoot running
7. Sun bathing

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Squishy123 December 27, 2013 at 11:02 am

I miss the potbelly pygmies from the old Looney Tune cartoons.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein December 28, 2013 at 1:02 pm

TBG once read that a common division of labor in sub-Saharan Africa was for the women to do all the food growing, cooking, child rearing etc, while the men sat around and drank beer all day.
TBG believes that, we, as Americans, can learn much from other cultures.

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Penus Williams December 27, 2013 at 10:52 am

I DEMAND that you say Happy Kwanzaa to me, you assholes. This war on Kwanzaa must STOP.

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Arlen Cooper December 28, 2013 at 2:00 pm

I thought Kwanzaa was the day that idle blacks abandoned their front porches and moved closer to their outhouses so they could hear Maulana Karenga play “JImmy Crack Corn” on his kazoo.

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