The Pope Was A Bouncer
So get this: Pope Francis used to be a bouncer. How do we know this? According to L’OsservatoYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
So get this: Pope Francis used to be a bouncer. How do we know this? According to L’OsservatoYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
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The Pope is no liberal really.
Hes just a guy who worries a little bit more about regular folks getting a better break than he does about the Koch brothers tax bill.
Fits doesnt get stuff like that,BUT,
He aint no Republican!
Yeah I argue for individual income tax relief as opposed to government subsidies for Boeing. I am clearly no friend of the “regular folks.” Also last time I checked my website was exposing the Kochs for what they are … https://3c06aba1-bb5b-4989-bcf9-62da466d33bc.cc04.conves.io/2011/12/29/koch-brothers-to-benefit-substantially-from-savannah-river-sellout/
And you aint no damn Republican!
I’m at a loss here is “…you aint no damn Republican…” a compliment or a criticism?
I don’t get it either…
or the excessive use of double negatives.
Do you want to help us out here, “Fits Aint No Republican”?
I would say he is for sure a liberal, or rather a progressive. In his short palacy he has been pushing the church more then any pope that I can think of
Jesus loves one-legged meth-using liberal black lesbian Jewish Nazi Communist terrorist atheists with AIDS from Kenya more than Republicans.
Let me guess, a “friend” told you this?
a still small voice
Getting thrown out of the bar by the future pope has to count for something. Hopefully not excommunication.
*golf clap*
You’ll know the Apocalypse is nigh when the POPE enters the DJ booth and announces:
” Ladies and gentlemen, it’s closing time! You ain’t gotta come home….but you can’t stay here!”
Former bouncer here but not Catholic. Back in the day, of course. That’s where I learned sweepin shiit.
You fucking idiot.
So now helping the poor according to your warped republican brain is “incentivizing dependency”?
If someone hits your websites “Donate” button and donates to your website what do you call that?
Fucking hypocrite.
“If someone hits your websites “Donate” button and donates to your website what do you call that?”
That would be called either charity, or the desire to pay someone for their hard work even though you are not required.
Compare that to, someone taking $20 dollars from you and then going to the local bar and handing it to an alcoholic and saying, “Here, I care about you, have a drink.”
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. After they have assembled at the meeting hall in the Vatican, the Pope says, “I have good news and also some bad news. The good news is that I just talked to Jesus. He has been resurrected, so our faith in his existence has been justified.”
One of the cardinals stands up and asks, “What’s the bad news?”
The Pope replies, “He was calling from Salt Lake City.”
the new Pope walks the walk, I only wish more chistians would, myself included.
How proud would you be to wear a shirt that said, “I got my ass kicked by the Pope!”?
I am a heathen.Why can’t we have another hot and sexy,Pope?
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