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Missed “Brosurance?” Here’s “Hoe-surance”

Last month we brought you the story of “Brosurance,” a government-funded advertising campaign aimed at luring beer guzzling keg-standers into U.S. President Barack Obama’s socialized medicine scheme. Missed that story? Enjoy …  This month, we’d like to enlighten you on the “sister” spot to this ad campaign … which we’re…

Last month we brought you the story of “Brosurance,” a government-funded advertising campaign aimed at luring beer guzzling keg-standers into U.S. President Barack Obama’s socialized medicine scheme.

Missed that story? Enjoy … 

This month, we’d like to enlighten you on the “sister” spot to this ad campaign … which we’re referring to as “Hoe-surance.”

In this ad, we’re introduced to Susie and Nate, who are described as “hot to trot” (an expression we weren’t sure the cool kids were still using).

Anyway …

“OMG he’s hot!” Susie exclaims. “Let’s hope he’s as easy to get as this birth control.”

Wait … what?

“My health insurance covers the pill,” Susie continues, “which means all I have to worry about is getting him between the covers. I got insurance. Now you can too. Thanks Obamacare!”

And no, we’re not making this up …

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Obamacare has been such an unmitigated disaster so far it’s hard to do anything but laugh at it … well, until you remember this goat show is being funded with hundreds of billions of your tax dollars.

Go ‘Merica! Again!

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11 comments

tomstickler November 12, 2013 at 2:19 pm

A simple check of this ad’s website would reveal that it is not operated by the Federal Government, but by “the Thanks Obamacare campaign, created by the Colorado Consumer Health Initiative and ProgressNow Colorado Education to educate everyone about the benefits of the Affordable Care Act. ”

But, go on, hate anyway.

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Fits Aint No Republican! November 12, 2013 at 2:38 pm

Confusing Fits with the facts?

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venomachine November 13, 2013 at 8:52 am

FITS is confused by most anything.

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Die Shill November 12, 2013 at 3:01 pm

Paid for by government grants, just like the Navigators:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUsUWFANPS8

They don’t have to be “operated” by the government, just funded naturally.

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The Colonel November 13, 2013 at 5:43 am

Wait, what, Fits has a point – Gubamint money is helping to fund this BS?
Hey Tom, a “simple check of the ad’s website and google would have helped you confirm this”…

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sam November 13, 2013 at 2:56 am

The Colorado group receives a lot of federal money. One hand or the other, same thing.

Trashy ads directed at a trashy group looking for free “stuff.”

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jimlewisowb November 12, 2013 at 3:20 pm

One of the world’s greatest fucking machines of all times, i.e. Federal Government, is officially telling potential humanoid fuckers and fuckees that Obamacare is openly aiding, abetting and promoting fucking by humanoids and that in fact both humanoid fuckers and fuckees will be fully covered, figuratively, while contemplating, engaging in and after the fact of coitus, i.e. Fucking

Damn,

Amerika – what a Fucking Country

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anon. November 12, 2013 at 4:17 pm

Unprotected extramarital sex is how you get more Democrats…Obama can’t be behind this!

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SCBlues November 13, 2013 at 7:26 am

President Obama is definitely behind it – hopes the birth control will catch on and put a dent in the inbreeding that produces Republicans. You should try it anon.

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euwe max November 12, 2013 at 7:26 pm

All a woman has to do is that thing… that thing they do when they’re raped.. that anti-pregnant thing. They should all get training on that so they don’t need to take horse pee every day.

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venomachine November 13, 2013 at 8:51 am

I’d rather pay for birth control than more younguns on the welfare teat.

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