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Can Anybody At The University Of South Carolina Sing?

Looks like University of South Carolina viral internet star Kate Bickley has found her backup band … Meet the girls of Encounter 2013, some sort of Christian student gathering scheduled for December 28 – January 1 in Greensboro, N.C. Wait … a Christian gathering? Don’t these chicks they’re supposed to make joyful noises…

Looks like University of South Carolina viral internet star Kate Bickley has found her backup band …

Meet the girls of Encounter 2013, some sort of Christian student gathering scheduled for December 28 – January 1 in Greensboro, N.C.

Wait … a Christian gathering? Don’t these chicks they’re supposed to make joyful noises to the Lord? You know … as opposed to the sounds cats make when they’re dying? And speaking of cats, what’s up with the painted whiskers?

Because that only works on Halloween. With black leather. And stuff Jesus probably wouldn’t approve of.

More to the point … when did nausea-inducing atonality become a requirement for admittance to USC?

Seriously … is there anybody at this school who can sing?

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4 comments

shifty henry November 12, 2013 at 10:04 pm

Let the girls have fun, they’re young, and,..oops, I just lost my thought…..

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shifty henry November 12, 2013 at 10:04 pm

Let the girls have fun, they’re young, and,..oops, I just lost my thought…..

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shifty henry November 13, 2013 at 1:22 pm

I found my lost thought, — even if she can’t sing, she can hum…

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Boz Martin November 13, 2013 at 11:35 pm

Hummers = Good.

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