“Keckstrom” Is At It Again
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From one of S.C.’s greatest teachers to a dysfunctional bimbo. What a fall from grace @ FITS.
Fuck you
when, where and how much? heard you aren’t that good.
Huh?
Ms. Payne,
If you really want to hurt Eckstrom before you two make up again, you shouldn’t just endorse his opponent, you should bone him and send the pics to FITSnews.
This story makes me cry;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBijZqQ6KMU
If there is a Great Creator out there some where He will remove that know it all, cancer of a turd Richard Eckstrom from office. His office, far more important than most people imagine, has a allowed untold zillions of dollars of crap slip through the states accounting system.
If he did his job we would all be richer.
Eckstrom is Exhibit 1 in demonstrating that God doesn’t play political favorites. Not unless he has a completely wicked and malevolent mind.
Samuel told all the words of the Lord to the people who were asking him for a king. 11 He said, “This is what the king who will reign over you will claim as his rights: He will take your sons and make them serve with his chariots and horses, and they will run in front of his chariots. 12 Some he will assign to be commanders
of thousands and commanders of fifties, and others to plow his ground
and reap his harvest, and still others to make weapons of war and
equipment for his chariots. 13 He will take your daughters to be perfumers and cooks and bakers. 14 He will take the best of your fields and vineyards and olive groves and give them to his attendants. 15 He will take a tenth of your grain and of your vintage and give it to his officials and attendants. 16 Your male and female servants and the best of your cattle[c] and donkeys he will take for his own use. 17 He will take a tenth of your flocks, and you yourselves will become his slaves. 18 When that day comes, you will cry out for relief from the king you have chosen, but the Lord will not answer you in that day.”
I love Kelly Payne, she rocks! She’ll make a fine governor.
She’s just as pathetic, incompetent, self serving and nuts as Haley, so if thatbis how you are judging a fine Governor you may be right.
I think the love these two share is a beautiful thing……her love for his position and money and his love for someone coordinated enough to open his child proof Viagra bottle.
Aren’t you referring to the other couple?
Do you think Cialis or Viagra is covered under the Federal Employees Prescription Plan? (Or State Plan for Eckstrom) The Congressman may be cutting back on his little blue pills to afford his kids’ tuitions which may also explain why soulmate spends so much time in Argentina.
No carrie I’m not…with Kelly and Limp Dick it’s true love….with Mark and Maria it’s just that moonglo thingie..full moon and things rise.
Is that why she keeps going back to Argentina to get that glow and he has to go there to get recharged-that’s where they met, had their first you know what and later became engaged. Maybe there will be a wedding soon and it will have to be that country of the intense moonglo.
She keeps going back to Argentina because the “LUV GUV” ain’t the only fish shes frying.
Aha, Plan B. No wonder she was ring-less in Argentina. Maybe the waiter took it back. Or is she trying to make slacker Sanford jeolous?
That sounds more like the Peelers? No Money, bankrupt, lives off her?
Is that the other couple? It can’t be Mark and Maria, or is there another we don’t know of. The Republican party is rife withn these people.
The whole bunch of these people is sick, gold digging, old fools, seduced by perceived power and influence….
The other couple was M @ M, you got it right. They got caught in the moonglo like you said and if she is in Argentina and is ringless-makes you wonder what is going on. Are they trying to throw us off and have a secret wedding or are they cooling off. It is springtime or early summer now in Argentina.
The Peelers are pretty much a sicko duo also.
I’ve always heard if they will cheat with you, they will cheat on you. A gold digger and a whore monger could never make a desirable duo. If you are ever around these two watch the body language. If you are ever around them independent of the other, it’s truly obvious. He has always been a skirt chaser and a leopard never looses it’s spots.
This entire bunch of adulterers, liars and narcissist is a blight on the State and the Republican Party. The Party would be much better off to nget rid of these embarrassments, if not, it shows what hypocrits and how low the Party has become.
You can throw that cheap Governor Haley in the mix with with these other embarrassing women. everybody can look at Kelly, Maria, Donna and see what they all are!
These men Sanford, Eckstrom and Peeler need to realize also, If they will cheat with you, they will cheat on you!
Think Maria, Kelly and Donna are not looking all the time. I can tell you they are. Keep your friends close, keep your adultering companion closer!
All will get theirs in the end..sooner or later! Some already are and don’t know it yet.
Money? He’s homeless. Position? People hate him. Get ur facts straight.
My bad…..I thought he lived with her in her HOME and that he still had a JOB……didn’t realize that because he was hated the state stopped his paycheck.
Thank God they are too old to spawn.
Strom Thurmond never stopped ….even when his sperm had to wear floaties to make the swim.
I’d still like to see her boobies, I bet she’s got nipples that could poke your eyes out.
3/4″ works for me…….
Forgot it was Halloween
Great costumes Kellie and Dickie
Dressing up as humans, what a novel idea
Thanks Will, you’re such a loyal friend.
I hope your children don’t choke on their Halloween candy tonite.
I hope yours do.
*Stifles a laugh*
BE NICE, SQUISHY!
At least we know they won’t be choking on Grandpa’s cock, unlike Catherine.
I think we’ve found Kelly Payne’s username.
(Like you did with Ashley and Cason?) who haven’t you fucked Will? Katrina is one in hundreds.
The only way this cycle will ever break? When one of these loons crosses the line from bat sh*t crazy to homicidal crazy …
I don’t know maybe its me but I thought Glenn Close got more and more hot the crazier she got in Fatal Attraction. Give me a choice between a chick with borderline personality disorder and her completely normal twin sister, I’ll take the crazy one every time.
There is truth in that……………
Glenn Close got crazier every time she ate yogurt in Fatal Attraction.
Give me a choice between a chick with borderline personality disorder and her completely normal twin sister, I’ll take the crazy one every time.
*TBG sighs heavily*
Yep.
There is a lot of ICKstrom in Keckstrom.
Just imagine the ‘make up sex”!
Or not.
*Imagines*
Yeah, “not” is the way to go.
*gags*
“No stupid restraining order can stand in the way of OUR TRUE LOVE!!”
She made some reference on Facebook recently that someone, I’m presuming Eckstrom, stated her home was not a home. That it was a pile of dirty dishes and a closet full of clothes or some such shit. What the hell was that all about?
Not much to it. They are both insane! 20 bucks says he was in the same room when she typed that.
Mad props for managing to fold in a Princess Bride reference…
All kidding aside, which of you red, white,and blue blooded Southern Gentlemen would not boink her if she would give it up to you —– CONFESS!
TBG knows one red, white and Jew blooded Southern gentleman that wouldn’t.
Ten years ago…
…prolly.
I hope that shit head slams the door on his nut sack. Slack ass bastard!
This is SC! He’ll be re-elected.
Michael Luppe will dominate this election.
Sic, you are missing something. Just because she is supporting his opponent doesn’t mean they aren’t currently together. Michael Luppe, the first thing you can do towards a successful campaign is don’t answer the phone when she calls!
I’m a fan of all of these gold digging sluts who give it up and throw itaway all away for a little self serving fling and a few minutes of fame.
These women have their prices , as all whores do!
Zwhackery go home to mama Pam
I’d love to pee in the butt of Eckstrom’s daughter. She’s hot.
Who hasn’t hit that thang?
Ah don’ lak scrawny wimmin. Ah lak wimmins whut got sum chunk. And thass a natruhl thang.
Two sayings regarding preferences—-
1) Thin may be in, but fat’s where it’s at….
2) Nearer the bone, sweeter the meat….
Ah! Your logic is perfect, as always!
All of my attempts to convince her to dump that old creep and get with a less powerful but much cooler old creep (me) have failed. Oh well.
Sure ya have
Nah. We were FB friends for a while but I think she unfriended me. Probably over something I posted, like a FITS link. That’s OK. Delinda Ridings is hotter anyway.
HAH! Ya’ DID bang her, didn’t ya’ ——- CONFESS!
EckScum has been banging his secretary for months.
Kelly Payne is the most bi-polar, slut We’ve seen in SC. She only wants a man in a powerful position(no pun intended) If Eckstrom were a gym teacher or donut shop worker, she would ignore him. This bitch is bat shit crazy, her fake tits and uncontrollable behavior should be noticed by the damn school board. FIRE THIS LADY, I will never stand for this misfit to be teaching my children. No wonder her kids flee that hell of a house. To even know this lady makes me want to go to take a shower.
D.(Ridding you of your campaign account) getting rich!!!!! Making $875 a week, sleeping… I mean working for Curtis Loftis’ campaign for re-election for State Treasurer. She also gets a good sum from the state party, and I am sure she gets alimony from her ex-husband. She should focus on those kids of hers, they are by different baby-daddies. No wonder she and Kelly Payne be so good friends. Kelly get’s about 3k a month from ex as well as a salary of near 40K a year for “teaching” – I must be in the wrong business as far as I can tell. Treat husbands like shit business and suck campaign $ dry business
Gross my mule.
I remember the Russ Meyer days before plastic surgery, photoshop airbrush, fetish with thin, and a real dame was 39D-25-38 of the real deal.
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With that sagging babe, Eckstrom is lost in a time warp.
Poor guy.
Poor guy. His secretary is way HOTTER than Kelly Payne. All his paramours have been way HOTTER than Kelly Payne. Even his baby moma is way HOTTER than Kelly Payne and she be like 72 years old.
As Jax Teller from SOA says, “In the last ten years, I’ve slept with hundreds of women, but when I’m inside someone there’s only one face I see!”
Kelly Payne is a complete bitch and I, along with dozens, hopes she gets fired from her school district. She probably has made passes at students. Sic Willie, we need an update on this dramatic, bipolar, idiot. Her neighbors are good sources!
LOOK! Kelly Payne is on FOX NEWS:
http://video.foxnews.com/v/2924095089001/teacher-resigns-after-nude-snaps-surface-on-internet/
Kelly Payne misuses campaign money for her benefit.
http://apps.sc.gov/PublicReporting/IndividualCandidate/ViewExpenditures.aspx
kelly payne spent $2111.80 on “gas” and “cell phone” – her personal cell phone in ONE MONTH!!!!! APRIL-MAY 2010 – USES CAMPAIGN MONEY!
http://apps.sc.gov/PublicReporting/IndividualCandidate/ViewExpenditures.aspx
LET’S SEE YOUR “Reimbursements” from “travel” MRS Payne, the unelectable person that you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://apps.sc.gov/PublicReporting/IndividualCandidate/ViewExpenditures.aspx
If anyone needs shelter from the snow storms or rain, you may take cover between Mrs Payne’s BEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!1