So this is Kate Bickley. She’s a Kappa Delta at the University of South Carolina.
She’s famous today … for all the wrong reasons.
Bickley is the star of a web video produced for a sorority homecoming competition in which she endeavors to become South Carolina’s “No. 1 fan.” Set to the tune of Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball,” Bickley’s version of the song – which actually won the homecoming contest – is not exactly drawing rave reviews.
Seriously … to say this video is an atonal nightmare is perhaps the greatest compliment we could ever pay it. In reality, it is nothing short of an auditory holocaust – a criminal assault on your ear drums that will make you fall to your knees and beg for deafness.
And that’s before you get to the “remix.”
Don’t believe us?
Take a listen …
(Click to play)
Ummmmm …
“I have no f*cking idea what I watched,” Brandon Wenard at BroBible wrote. “Gamecocks, you proud?”
No … and hell no.
More to the point, how did Wenard – or anyone – actually make it through this entire two-minute clip? The singing starts at the sixteen-second mark and by the nineteen-second mark we were already begging for one of U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham’s al-Qaeda buddies to chop our heads off.
Anything to make it stop …
We used to think the soundtrack in hell would be comprised of a rotating medley of Abba singles set to infinite repeat. Now we know it’s this girl.
17 comments
atonal, 39secs is all I could do.
+1 for “I came in like Jadaveon,” which did make me chuckle.
-99999999 for the awful, awful voice over an awful, awful song.
Would that mean overrated with a cockaboose full of excuses?
Typical USC self awareness.
Maybe she should try it again nude.
A- for effort, D- for execution.
I hope she’s getting a computer science degree cause she can’t sing or dance…
Kate gave Shifty a copy of her award winning production. She gave it to me with a lipstick kissy-print, and with the message written on the kiss, “Kate Bickley, Political Science Major, Future Governor of South Carolina – you heard it here first, Shifty”
She’s probably a lot of fun on a date.
Yeah, you could say, “hey baby, you got the whitest teeth I ever came across.”, Just like slick willie.
Her twitter feed is even more..enlightening.
Be proud, cocks.
That’s awful,and too bad you can’t copyright a song title:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9N5MGRPV0I
It is a spoof you ignoramus fool.
I don’t think she is that smart. Or clever.
I see no difference between her and any other USC student or graduate so what’s your point?.
She has no talent. Was she drunk?
‘OMG NO SHIT I CAN’T SING’ as she laughs all the way to the bank
I tried it with the sound off. It still sounded bad. I imagined her doing it naked. Now I don’t ever want to have sex again. Thank you for sharing, Sic.
“I imagined her doing it naked” — Here! Here!