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Dabo Swinney Is In Denial

Clemson University head football coach Dabo Swinney doesn’t run the Tigers’ offense. Nor does he run the Tigers’ defense. He’s sort of a “head cheerleader” when you think about it … which explains his comments in the wake of the 51-14 thrashing Clemson received from Florida State last weekend. According…

Clemson University head football coach Dabo Swinney doesn’t run the Tigers’ offense. Nor does he run the Tigers’ defense. He’s sort of a “head cheerleader” when you think about it … which explains his comments in the wake of the 51-14 thrashing Clemson received from Florida State last weekend.

According to Swinney, the Seminoles caught his Tigers on a “bad night” and if the teams played each other ten times “we’d probably win five, they’d probably win five.”

He added Florida State was just “a bit ahead” of Clemson.

Huh?

Just “a bit ahead?”

Florida State set a record for points scored against the Tigers in Death Valley. The Seminoles amassed 565 yards of total offense. They converted 75 percent of their third downs. They possessed the ball for 35 minutes. And they did all of that with a freshman quarterback … who was playing in his first road game against a ranked opponent.

Meanwhile Clemson’s vaunted offense was held to just 326 yards (145 of which were accumulated in mop-up duty late in the game) – and quarterback Tajh Boyd was held to under 200 passing yards for only the fifth time in his career as a starter.

Seriously … in what universe does Swinney think his Tigers are FSU’s equal? Has he been hanging around Nebraska head coach Bo Pelini?

We get that Swinney (like a good cheerleader) wants to keep his players upbeat after a demoralizing loss. But there’s way to do that without sounding like a complete and total moron.

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68 comments

Bill Gates October 22, 2013 at 8:45 pm

He’s such a freakin’ dork.

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CNSYD October 22, 2013 at 8:51 pm

Lets see. What he should say is that this team is terrible. None of the players are any good. Clemson will never win any more games. I mean he has totally fooled the voters of the AP and USA polls who ranked his team in the top 10 AFTER the FSU defeat. Now if he publicly trashes his team to the national media that will garner more votes, right?

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Will Folks aka Sic October 22, 2013 at 9:13 pm

CNSYD we merely pointed out that he looks foolish for saying his team is FSU’s equal.

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Dabo & Nikki sitting in a tree October 23, 2013 at 10:02 am

It’s just butthurt hyperbole on CNSYD’s part. We better hope November 30th Clemson puts on a better show or we’ll all have to endure his non-stop whining on the next round of post Clemson-USC posts.

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Norma Scok October 23, 2013 at 6:46 pm

He’s got a point–you people bitch and complain no matter what he says.

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Jackie Chiles October 23, 2013 at 12:58 pm

I doubt anyone in the media cares what Dabo has to say.

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Norma Scok October 23, 2013 at 6:46 pm

Apparently USC fans do.

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Jackie Chiles October 24, 2013 at 10:19 am

They’re not the ones voting in the polls.

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Same ol' Same ol' October 22, 2013 at 9:15 pm

Even in the face of all the odds, at least he attempts to have a positive attitude. What he should really say is that we got our asses handed to us, back to the drawing board. We have a lot of work to do, but I will not demoralize my players or coaches any more than has already been done. Back to work. Heads up, no shame. They are a better team than us.

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Squishy123 October 22, 2013 at 9:18 pm

Hell the Ol’ Ball Sack thinks he’s an SEC contender so why not?

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DaboforMayor! October 23, 2013 at 10:36 am

I love my Gamecocks. We’ve had our ass handed to us many times. But for the Clemson coach to try and spin a 37 point, most points scored on them at home, run us out of Memorial Stadium, beatdown, with a Heisman hyped senior QB, ranked #3, hosting ESPN Gameday, in the most anticipated ACC game maybe ever, as anything but a total embarrassment IS total denial. Take your lumps like a man and move on.

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Norma Scok October 23, 2013 at 6:50 pm

What would you have him say? “We RALLY suck..like worse than your mom does. I should quit. In fact here’s my resignation. Fuck it..I’m outta here. Good luck”

Would that be enough for you?

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dingleberry124 October 24, 2013 at 11:17 am

Nice spelling dumbass.

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Norma Scok October 24, 2013 at 10:33 pm

Spelling is fine..its the typing that sucks worse than Slurrier.

Scooter October 23, 2013 at 8:00 pm

You decked them man

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DogVomit October 22, 2013 at 9:22 pm

51-14 should count as 10 games.

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a face in the crowd October 22, 2013 at 9:26 pm

Just focus on beating Maryland, Dabo. FSU was laughing at Clemson BEFORE the game.

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Walter-White October 22, 2013 at 9:28 pm

My favorite Daboism. Just before the kick off at the Orange Bowl. “After tonight folks will be talking about the Clemson defense for a long time.”
True that Dabo, true that.

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Mike at the Beach October 22, 2013 at 11:26 pm

I don’t know, man…the “This is our time” thing to Trikki was quality too.

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Anon. October 22, 2013 at 10:08 pm

AND LORIDA STATE SCORES AGAIN! lol!

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CNSYD October 23, 2013 at 8:13 am

UT kicking anymore FGs today?

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DaboforMayor! October 23, 2013 at 8:37 am

A lot of teams were upset last Saturday. None received a record breaking beatdown, hosting ESPN Gameday, before a home crowd, that the overhyped Clemson Tigers did. Obviously the national media thinks it’s newsworthy, too. And now the head coach saying it was not so bad, is another great story.

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CNSYD October 23, 2013 at 9:05 am

Interesting how Dabo ordered Gameday to be there and the national media to hype his team. All this time I thought they made their own choices. Dabo must have files better than Hoover did to force the media and the coaches to continue to vote his team in the top 10.

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DaboforMayor! October 23, 2013 at 9:13 am

You may need some grief counseling or at least a friend to talk to. Have you slept at all since Saturday? Call your mom, moms always make things all right.

DaboforMayor! October 23, 2013 at 9:13 am

You may need some grief counseling or at least a friend to talk to. Have you slept at all since Saturday? Call your mom, moms always make things all right.

CNSYD October 23, 2013 at 9:19 am

No problem sleeping for me. One game lost. More to be played. Much rather be able to say we have one loss than to say we have two.

DaboforMayor! October 23, 2013 at 9:30 am

Why do you continue to make this a Carolina-Clemson thing? There is no connection. The national sports media isn’t trying to put Clemson down personally. It’s just a good story when the #3 team gets run out of their own stadium in the “ACC Game of the Century” after five weeks of extensive build up. They have to report the results of the game. What else are they going to say? Try to relax, man.

CNSYD October 23, 2013 at 9:47 am

You continuously miss the point. Who did the “extensive” buildup for 5 weeks? Who pegged the game as the “ACC Game of the Century”? was it Clemson? Was it Dabo? Don’t think so.

DaboforMayor! October 23, 2013 at 10:15 am

I agree, I don’t get your point at all. Are you saying that NOBODY should be allowed to make a big deal out of a record breaking blowout loss because Clemson didn’t ask to be ranked #3 and chosen for Gameday? So if the networks build up a “big game” they need to check with the coaches to see if they are comfortable with the pre game hype? Was it OK for them to mention that Tajh Boyd was a frontrunner for the Heisman, or was that supposed to be a secret too? And then if the outcome hurts one of the team’s feelings, don’t report it because the team didn’t ask to be on TV? Your argument is ridiculous.

CNSYD October 23, 2013 at 11:09 am

Ridiculous thou name is DaboforMayor. Never said that. You and your bud Sic Willie want to lay all the hype, etc at the feet of Clemson and Dabo. Dare we go to the UT game where all the announcers could talk about was Clowney? Or the Tex A&M vs Auburn game where all they could talk about was Johnny Football. UT and Auburn got no credit. All UT and Auburn did was win the game.

USC Student October 23, 2013 at 11:21 am

No credit? SCTop10 says otherwise

DaboforMayor! October 23, 2013 at 1:01 pm

That’s the point, you moron. All media hype, good or bad, has to be tolerated by coaches and teams. Clemson basked in the limelight of championships and Heisman winners for many weeks, and never complained. Never once did I hear Dabo say his team might not be that good or that Tajh was overhyped. Did the Clemson sports information people decline to promote Tajh for Heisman because they didn’t want the attention? All I heard was “this is our time”. Then he got smashed, it happens, it’s a college sport, but don’t now claim you were a media creation from the get go and that Clemson didn’t love being put on that pedestal. I get that you love your team and will defend them to the end, but come on.

Slartibartfast October 23, 2013 at 1:31 pm

Thou art correct. Thy words are like unto milk and honey to a hungry babe. To thee, we ought sing praises which rightfully art thine.

Jackie Chiles October 23, 2013 at 12:56 pm

One more game for Clemson to play. The rest of the season is just scrimmages.

ElwoodBlues October 24, 2013 at 1:00 am

How does the ACC have three teams in the top 10 this week, and the SEC only has two??? Funny how the gamecocks pretend they are contenders in the SEC. The only thing they’ve done so far is sit firmly in the upper middle of the pack.

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smokingsomethng funky October 31, 2013 at 11:01 am

it appears its 3 to 3 now smartass, and with 2 of those ACC teams playing each other you wont have more than 2 next week. the SEC also has 6 teams in the top 15 to the ACC’s only same 3 and again 1 wont be there next week for y’all. that’s 3 more than you do. And don’t look now but the Gamecocks are still projected by experts better than your dumbass opinion to win the east, not just contend for it. It appears Clemsux has zero projections to compete for the pop warner title left. hum how could that be? Funny isn’t it? lmfao at you tater

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D&D does not count as a sport October 22, 2013 at 10:44 pm

“DABO SWINNEY IS IN DENIAL”. Sayeth the ‘grown up’ who was picked last for kickball. Obviously playing and subsequently coaching sports was not in the cards for you, Willy. Stick with bragging about screwing a solid 5.5; saddlebags and all, as your claim to ‘fame’. Now shut up and give me your lunch money. Dick.

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Norma Scok October 23, 2013 at 6:51 pm

I always wonder if his wife reads the shit on this web site, and what she has to say about his unending bragging about fucking some ho in the parking lot. Must make her feel really proud.

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tobacco joe October 23, 2013 at 8:24 am

The guy is a half bubble off plum! His fixation on Haley (poor taste) says it all.
Remember when he was stopped for speeding or wreckless and he complained and got the officer fired? He cannot accept wrong doing and is in denial. Kind of like Trustee _____!

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CNSYD October 23, 2013 at 9:02 am

Interesting how Dabo tricked the Pickens cop into using Pickens equipment for his personal use that caused him to get fired. Sort of like how Watkins tricked the Clemson cop who stopped him into stealing gas from his police car.

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USC Student October 23, 2013 at 11:20 am

The behavior outside of the two incidents you mention have nothing to do with the fact that Watkins and Swinney both committed crimes, and got off for obvious reasons (Climpson orange)

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Norma Scok October 23, 2013 at 6:45 pm

ITS ALL A CONSPIRACY, POOR USC CAN’T GET AWAY WITH SHIT! The refs, the media, the coaches, the rest of the country…THEY ALL HATE USC!!

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CNSYD October 23, 2013 at 9:06 am

IRT a fixation on Haley, NO ONE could top Sic Willie in that department. Not even close.

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Smirks October 23, 2013 at 9:31 am

Hey, Dabo, this is college football, not baseball, not the NFL. You don’t normally play teams multiple times. You get one shot, and if you screw it up, you take your loss and go home.

FSU was and is the better team this year. The Tigers played similarly in the previous game but managed to snap out of it long enough to avert a loss. This game they didn’t snap out of it at all and got trampled. Maybe that’s something your players can work on and fix, but it was enough to show that the Seminoles are more deserving of the title as top dog in the ACC.

Being a good team is nice, but that alone doesn’t win championships. What wins championships is winning when it matters. Clemson just did not do that this time. Focus on making sure the rest of their season is successful and leave it be.

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Coker Day October 23, 2013 at 9:49 am

I guess that clears up where Tajh is getting his gambling tips.

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Nölff October 23, 2013 at 9:57 am

You jerks can’t talk enough good things about your team this year so you have to fuck with ours. Kiss my Clemson ass.

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Smirks October 23, 2013 at 10:04 am

When Spurrier says something equally stupid, we’ll hound his ass too. Usually he’s a bit more down to Earth when his team isn’t performing, though.

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CNSYD October 23, 2013 at 11:11 am

Try him saying Clowney didn’t have to play if he didn’t want to.

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USC Student October 23, 2013 at 11:16 am

Carolina fans have been calling Spurrier out on his slack-ass couching vs. Tenn as well as his stupid comments re: Clowney. Clemson fans have difficulty taking note of their coach’s dumbassery though. Time and time again.

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Norma Scok October 23, 2013 at 6:43 pm

CLOWNEY FOR HEISMAN

Hype? Puh lease.

Idiot for reading this shit October 25, 2013 at 3:51 pm

Let’s see who gets picked higher at the draft; Clowney, Tahj, or whoever wins the Heisman.

Norma Scok October 23, 2013 at 6:42 pm

You mean like that unintelligible bullshit he spewed when he was shit faced on his coaches show?

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Scooter October 23, 2013 at 8:04 pm

No, he throws and assistant and a few players under the bus.

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Jackie Chiles October 23, 2013 at 12:56 pm

Your tears are delicious.

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CL October 23, 2013 at 10:10 am

Winston is actually a RS freshman. Still impressive, though. Manziel took a few games to take off as a RS freshman. Winston has really hit the ground running.

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dothan October 23, 2013 at 10:16 am

It was MORE lopsided than 51-14. The score was 51-7 when Swinney threw in the towel and pulled his starters.

The game turned into a nationally-televised scrimmage for the 2nd-stringers after that.

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TBowden October 23, 2013 at 11:45 am

That’s why he’s a perfect fit in Taterville.

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Slartibartfast October 23, 2013 at 1:38 pm

The date: 2003. The score: 63-17, Clemson. Even Lou believed it had happened. No excuses. He blamed himself. Emollit mores nec sinit esse feros.

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Norma Scok October 23, 2013 at 6:48 pm

Who are you kidding..Lou never said anything about it. Why not go back to the 2010 USC ass beating by Allbarn…did Spurrier fall on a knife enough for you? I’m bettin’ that bus drove over everybody but him.

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Scooter October 23, 2013 at 8:15 pm

Lou, still, can not talk about it.

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Slartibartfast October 23, 2013 at 10:10 pm

You weren’t there. I was. I reported it, as did WYFF, and WCSC. And don’t change the damn subject.

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Norma Scok October 24, 2013 at 10:28 am

I wasn’t where? And you reported it? Lemme guess….blogger?

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shifty henry October 23, 2013 at 2:35 pm

Nothing to do with Clemson, but this news article out this morning about Alabama’s students leaving the stadium early (see South Carolina) — The administration is really pissed. Note in the photo the time clock and the empty seats. Spurrier is not alone…..

http://blog.al.com/tuscaloosa/2013/10/university_of_alabama_reviewin.html#incart_2box

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Norma Scok October 23, 2013 at 6:47 pm

Alabama needs to bribe their students with boococky points, too.

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Padrepio October 23, 2013 at 5:13 pm

Dabo may need a drug test.

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Scooter October 23, 2013 at 8:08 pm

Spurrier needs another breathlizer test. The last one that was taken was thrown out and the two cops were promised promotions.

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uh oh October 23, 2013 at 7:51 pm

Yes it is one really bad game. We will move on and do better. So worry about your own team. Geeesh!

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jeffy01 October 24, 2013 at 9:02 am

can Sammy still win 3 heismans?

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