We’ve already written about the new iPhone 5s and the fancy thumbprint identification feature it uses (a.k.a. the “big innovation” of newest Apple device).
Our take?
“Kind of ironic considering we live in the land of limitless, warrantless domestic spying,” we wrote.
Anyway, Uncle Sam doesn’t need a multi-billion dollar all-seeing eye to access your data … he just needs a hard nipple. Wait … what? Yup … in a bizarre YouTube clip, a Japanese man bypasses the fingerprint ID on a new iPhone using … his nipple.
Weirdest clip ever?
You be the judge …
(Click to play)
Yeah … weirdest clip ever.
7 comments
Is… is he breastfeeding his phone?
Wonder if I can use that to get girls to show me their boobs?
Depends on what you plan to do with your finger if they do
Big deal
Odds are if the Gypsy Queen Governor scanned her cooter the gates of Hell would fly open and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse would ride out
Come to think of it Koller and Templeton are already out
Are you saying the cooter is the GoH and the Four Horses would fly out of it?
We can only imagine what 9″ will try!
Let just say Uncle Remus likes his girlfriend to use a part of his body to unlock the iphone. The same part can unlock her wettest dreams!