Sexual Jihad = Tunisian Babies
A few weeks ago we wrote on the “sexual fatwa” issued recently on behalf of al-Qaeda affYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
A few weeks ago we wrote on the “sexual fatwa” issued recently on behalf of al-Qaeda affYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
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They’ll get cooties.
Mustafa bin Screwin
Ahhhh… All these former Roman Colonies learned civilization well. Read “The Rape of the Sabine Women.”
Yeah that was exactly what Al Qaeda was thinking. Fucking moron.
That’s exactly right – but you are the one who misses the point. I presume this makes you pointless???
Similar to ‘jihad al-Nikki’?
Bbbwwwaahahahahahahaha
As an al-Qaeda fighter you know you day is not going to end well when your Commanding Officer sends you out on a suicide mission and as you are leaving you hear him tell your comrades, “by this time next week I’ll be fucking his wife and all his daughters”
“Bin Jeddo said some of his country’s women have been “swapped between 20, 30, and 100 rebels.””
“many of the women who have been providing this service to the Syrian al-Qaeda forces are underage”
They are just following in the tradition of their great leader Muhammad, who was also a polygamist pedophile, peace be upon him.
Hell, all this time I thought Muhammad was a Muslim and now I find out he was a Mormon
SBL observes…. there’s not much difference between Obama and Romney after all…. May the prophet (and his messenger, Moran) be praised!!
Three men walked into a bar. A man named Muhammad, a polygamist, and a pedophile…..
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The second man was….
(The original joke featured “A Priest, a homosexual, and a pedophile…”)
A Muslim boy, on his 12th birthday, asked his mother, “Mother, I have grown up without a father, and you promised me that on this day you would tell me who my real father is.”
His mother says, “Yes, my son, it happened this way. In the year 2013 there was fighting in a certain country called Syria. In that
country there is a certain town. Outside of that certain town there was a certain camp. In that camp there was a certain man.”
Excitedly, the son says, “Oh yes, yes! And he is my father?”
His mother replies, “Actually, I’m not certain!”
THIS IS WHY PEOPLE BOMB US
FITSNews?
Really? Who knew?
Didn’t Henry III’s boy, Eddie, try that with the Scots?
Dang, the girl in the pic has pretty eyes! TBG’s new Islamic name is Seldum bin Laid* and SBL is hopping the next plane to the Levant and then hitting the road to Damascus. God is Great, Suckuzz!
*H/T to Neal Boortz
Hey, Colonel…please remember we are on the SAME SIDE. Also, in the spirit of Billy Ray Vallentine, SBL will be known locally as “WMD”.
Like the lovely ladies from Tunis say, “SBL, is that a SCUD in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us?”
lol….great clip.
You know the difference between how it would go down today versus then?
The clip would instead end with Murphy getting pepper sprayed, tasered, & cuffed.