Zac Efron is 25 years old. He’s a Hollywood superstar. He’s worth millions of dollars. He’s better looking than 99.99 percent of the population.
He also appears to be on the verge of (cue Phil Collins and Genesis) “throwing it all away.”
According to gossip website TMZ, Efron has been in rehab for cocaine and “Molly” (a pure form of ecstasy) twice this year.
“Zac has been doing cocaine for more than 2 years — he was also into Molly,” the website reported. “He tried to clean himself up in March by getting professional help. We’re told he left California and stayed in a private residence where he received intensive outpatient care for several weeks. In April he returned to L.A. and began shooting Seth Rogen’s film ‘Neighbors.’ During the shoot Zac relapsed in a big way.”
“Our sources say after the film wrapped up he got a second dose of outpatient care,” the site continues.
Apparently Efron is having family trouble, career trouble and woman trouble – and using drugs is a coping mechanism.
Sheesh …
This kid needs to buy a clue … and substitute his narcotics cocktail with a tall glass of “man the f*ck up.”
“The drugs don’t work,” some British band with an unfortunate-looking lead singer (The Verve) once sang. “They just make it worse.”
We support Efron’s right to destroy his career (and we adamantly support the legalization of drugs as an integral component of the free market), but as Coolio once rapped “if you don’t work then you don’t eat.”
And it’s hard to keep steady gigs when you’re strung out on blow and Molly.
Anyway, having worked Phil Collins, The Verve and Coolio into the same post we’re going to drop the mic now and hope it hits Zac Efron in the head … knocking some sense into that pretty little noggin of his.
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Just another closet gay who can’t cope.
And not a single fuck was given, he could drop dead tonight and my life would go on as normal.
Cocaine is for pussies, if he wants to do it right he should switch to heroin.
You are incredibly addicted and need help bad! Why not try rehab, addict? Unless they arrest you first, and you have to quit cold turkey, imagine that. Or worse, imagine dead. And 2 people agree with you? Are they your heroin dealers? Please get the help you desperately need. Or you will be another useless life with a heroin overdose.
You don’t understand satire.
He needs the good lawd Jeebus in his life now and forever. Go down to the river and get saved Zac ! Then join the GOP ! then you can appear on faux news and tell how Jeebus saved ya and write a book and then start your own Talk radio program.
Barak Obama, democrats and RINOs are the cause of all his problems in life.
And Miley Cyrus sings about “Molly” and looking for “Molly” in her new Number 1 song; Zac isn’t the only one who needs rehab. Miley is known for partying hard, but she is a hero to most of her fans. And Snoop Dog sings about Molly like a lot of rappers do; its who Miley parties with. As for the heroin comment, you will die sooner than he will. At least he is getting help. What about you BillC123??? Most of our so-called artists are using drugs and alcohol, why point out Zac Efron who is trying to get help? Look at Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears, Amanda Bynes, etc.
Looks feminine to me. Give him a wig and lipstick and I’d swear he’s a girl.
I’ve heard cocaine is the best treatment for people who suffer from vaginal soreness and sexual identity disorder.
So we know the first thought that popped into Bulldog’s, Hugh’s and Jay’s mind, was is this young man gay. What difference does it make to you? Even if he is gay, he is way out of your league.