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Holla, Humberto! The first hurricane of 2013 just missed his mark … had he held off for three You must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.

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Halfvast Conspirator September 11, 2013 at 4:58 pm

Clearly global warming, or climate change, or insufficient taxes to send more money to the UN for turd-world shitholes for electricity for the iphones Apple is going to sell them and we are going to pay for. Paging Algore!

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? September 11, 2013 at 4:59 pm

“NOAA issued its updated Atlantic hurricane season outlook today saying the season is shaping up to be above normal with the possibility that it could be very active.”

The above release was made August 8th…from the very people claiming man made climate change.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein September 11, 2013 at 5:05 pm

Pro Tip:
When reading any hurricane forecast, always add “,or not.” to the end.

Bonus Pro Tip:
When reading fortune cookie fortunes, always add “in bed.” to the end.

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shifty henry September 11, 2013 at 8:52 pm

TBG – the correct phrase to use is: “between the sheets”

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shifty henry September 11, 2013 at 8:55 pm

Boy, was I ever excited once when my fortune cookie read, “Within ten minutes you will meet the sexiest girl in your life and you will give her money. She is our cashier.”

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Trango Towers September 12, 2013 at 12:01 pm

You are one stupid person.

Your argument is that I should ignore the forecast because it comes from some people that likely believe in global warming (which is essentially proven and now seems to be very likely due to man).

Climate is random, dawg. They’ve missed the foreast this year on hurricanes. So true. But next time its forecast to rain and does, think about who made that forecast. Those same people who believe in climate change. Don’t u dare carry an umbrella.

Hey, for fodder, who old do you think the Earth is?

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? September 12, 2013 at 12:17 pm

It’s so painfully obvious who you are.

That aside, “Your argument is that I should ignore the forecast because it comes from some people that likely believe in global warming”

That was NOT the argument…so if you can’t understand what my point is to start it’s pretty pointless to go any further.

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Trango Towers September 12, 2013 at 3:31 pm

You’re right: it’s pretty pointless to argue science with you. I have dismissed your ramblings for some time now. But you’re also wrong: you have no idea who I am.

Now, answer the question about the Earth.

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? September 12, 2013 at 3:54 pm

lol…do you think I’m one of those creationists or something?

You can’t even comprehend the context of one statement, so of course arguing science is pointless with you.

We’d have to start with reading comprehension first.

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Carl Spackler September 13, 2013 at 2:15 pm

Well I don’t understand your point then ?. Just what the hell were you trying to say then

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TontoBubbaGoldstein September 12, 2013 at 7:55 pm

*Whoooooooosh sound made by low flying jet*

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Stymie Yelodog September 11, 2013 at 5:17 pm

Maybe you would not be so hell bent on having a hurricane form if you ever had to put up with the sh_t that one brings.

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EJB September 12, 2013 at 6:50 am

Went to Homestead to help a guy put his shop back together after Andrew (long time ago), he had sat out the hurricane in his house. He gets very nervous when even a thunderstorm blows now. When he hears a hurricane warning he doesn’t wait for Uncle Sam to say “leave”, he is already gone.

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JJ September 11, 2013 at 6:36 pm

Only you would be happy that a superstorm capable of costing many lives and billions of dollars in damages has finally arrived.

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The Colonel September 12, 2013 at 3:03 am

Uhm, I think it is kind of a tounge in cheek article there JJ….

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SandFlea September 12, 2013 at 9:29 am

Arrived? Barely off the coast of Africa. I usually don’t begin boarding up until the surf is up 3 feet.

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southmauldin September 11, 2013 at 7:31 pm

Lately I’ve seen more and more hurricanes with Hispanic names. Guess we are outsourcing weather, too.

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Smirks September 12, 2013 at 8:25 am

Either that, or illegal immigration is seriously getting out of hand.

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