SC

Nikki Haley’s Bathrobe Goes National

S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley received extensive national coverage during Thursday morning’s editions of NBC’s The Today Show. What for? Her reelection bid? A new tax relief plan? A bold parental choice proposal? Her evolving views on Obamacare? The Syrian Civil War? Her 2016 presidential aspirations? No, no, no, no and…

S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley received extensive national coverage during Thursday morning’s editions of NBC’s The Today Show.

What for?

Her reelection bid? A new tax relief plan? A bold parental choice proposal? Her evolving views on Obamacare? The Syrian Civil War? Her 2016 presidential aspirations?

No, no, no, no and no. Haley’s getting national love for locking herself out of her house wearing nothing but a bathrobe. Because as her Facebook legions have noted ad nauseam, doing so proves she is “human” and “normal.”

“Nikki Haley proving she’s just like any other mom, admitting on her Facebook page Wednesday that her morning got off to a little bit of a rough start,” one of the hosts of The Today Show noted.

Take a look …

That wasn’t the extent of the coverage, either. The program’s hosts went back to the well again later – with one remarking “well she obviously didn’t have to jimmy the lock like the rest of us.”

The Today Show isn’t the only national news outlet picking up the robe story. The New York Daily News has a big article up, highlighting how “hundreds have thanked Haley for being so ‘human.'”

“She might live in a historic southern mansion, but South Carolina’s Gov. Nikki Haley wants people to know that inside, she’s really just your average mom,” the story begins.

Post reporter Carol Kuruvilla the proceeds to troll through Haley’s Facebook page for more “total Mom moments.”

Awwwww …

Sadly, the governor’s big nepotism scandal from last summer didn’t make the “total Mom moment” list. Nor did that time she lied about her daughter winning a beauty pageant.

Pic: Gage Skidmore

Related posts

SC

North Charleston Councilman Accuses Cop Of Falsifying Police Report

Will Folks
SC

‘Carolina Crossroads’ Update: SCDOT Set To Unveil New Plan To The Public

Will Folks
SC

Federal Lawsuit Alleges Racial Discrimination in Horry County School

Callie Lyons

29 comments

shifty henry September 5, 2013 at 9:39 am

This is making my stomach churn…..

Reply
Frank Pytel September 5, 2013 at 10:07 am

If this were a print news org and I had this on the front page, I dam sure know just where this edition would be.

edit: Sorry Mr. Folks. Just sayin’. Worlds going to shite man. Don’t be the MSM. Lead, don’t follow.

Reply
shifty henry September 5, 2013 at 10:15 am

Now, if Sic Willie had been locked out of the mansion in the early morning that would be news — and we would have read it first on Fitsnews!

Reply
Sam September 5, 2013 at 10:31 am

Clearly, she is not wrapped too tight. And what the hell is that hair style? Fugly!

Reply
shifty henry September 5, 2013 at 9:47 am

no photos? —- didn’t happen……

Now, if Robert Ford can escape from the Philippines and return to SC — that would be headline news worthy of publishing……

Reply
Wilbur J September 5, 2013 at 9:48 am

Although I like the Guv, I bet she did not have to call a locksmith or break a window to get in. The on-site staff or police probably let her in. How normal is that?

Reply
lindsey g September 5, 2013 at 3:01 pm

Maybe this could all be another fabrication like the pageant disqualification and the abuse? Kinda like the boy who cried wolf…you don’t know what to believe. Anyway, I’ll bet her daughter is glad she looks like her daddy.

Reply
Jose, Mexican gardener September 5, 2013 at 9:52 am

I wish I was the gardener when this happened. I would have put a ladder up to a 2nd story window and helped her get into the mansion that way. Then, as she seems to like it, she would have invited me back into bed.

Reply
carrie September 5, 2013 at 9:56 am

Anything that happens in South Carolina is Big News regardless of what it is.

Reply
jimlewisowb September 5, 2013 at 10:20 am

Woke up a little blocked up this morning. The fiber pills and Black Draught were not working but as soon as I read about our Governor and her nearly nakkied adventure everything broke loose

Given all the national media attention it has just occurred to me that our Governor could play a vital role in securing peace in Syria without US military intervention

President Buck Farack Obama could have our Governor flown to Israel. The Israelis could put her in a helicopter, bungee her ankles, throw her out and dangle her nakkied while flying over the troubled areas

Betcha a pitcher of ying ling that would keep them indoors for weeks. Hell, if McCain and Graham were to join our Governor odds are that all of Syria would convert to Judaism

Reply
shifty henry September 5, 2013 at 10:44 am

Betcha’ that pitcher of Yuengling right back to ya’ if her bath robe has either little lambs, ponies or bears on it?

Reply
Norma Scok September 5, 2013 at 10:28 am

This is almost less newsworthy than The Gamcocks’ choice of pants color this weekend. Almost.

Reply
jimlewisowb September 5, 2013 at 10:39 am

A free pitcher of ying ling to the individual who came up with this photo of our Great Governor

If there is ever a Billy Ray Cyrus Drag Queen look alike contest, we have a winner

Roll on Gypsy Queen Dooh Nibor, dammit roll on ! !

Reply
shifty henry September 5, 2013 at 10:40 am

—— Comanche war bride!

Reply
Manray September 5, 2013 at 11:00 am

Was this real or just a PR stunt to generate “average mom” stories for the news? If so, it seems to have worked.

Reply
Marie Harrison September 5, 2013 at 11:18 am

The wreck that occurred a couple months back wasn’t news, but this is?

Reply
neighbor September 5, 2013 at 11:23 am

Damn if Nalin don’t look just like his mama!

Reply
Bill Clinton September 5, 2013 at 1:31 pm

I don’t want an “Average Mom” running the state!

Reply
CharlesDikkens September 5, 2013 at 2:17 pm

Any Fits’ DNA on that robe? Or Marchant?

Reply
lindsey g September 5, 2013 at 4:44 pm

OMG, Will. You must have been pretty drunk.

Reply
Boz Martin September 5, 2013 at 8:14 pm

Looks like she is hiding a Klingon horseshoe crab forehead under that fuglyass hurr.

Reply
Polyphemos September 5, 2013 at 11:08 pm

Will. Play fair. What DOES she look like in her bathrobe? Youth wants to know!

Reply
Legerton September 5, 2013 at 11:31 pm

Right, Will, what the hell does she look like in her bathrobe? In that pic she looks like a Texas oil driller after a hard day at work. But I think she’s hot and spicy. Certainly has curves reminding me of Sarah Palin. BTW, did she ever even wear bathrobes when you all were bonking?

Reply
shifty henry September 6, 2013 at 7:52 am

Betcha’ her bath robe has either little lambs, ponies or bears on it?

Reply
Thomas September 6, 2013 at 2:28 am

Get your clothes on Governor, we are going to be the victim of the next false flag.

September 5, 2013

“Senator Lindsay Graham has warned South Carolinians about the threat of a ‘terrorist nuclear attack’ on the same day that our exclusive high level military intel revealed to us that nuclear warheads were being shipped to South Carolina from a major Texas airforce base under an ‘off the record’ black ops transfer.

Found in the CBS report entitled ‘Graham: Nukes In Hands Of Terrorists Could Result In Bomb Coming To Charleston Harbor’, the report details Graham’s warning that a lack of military action in Syria could result in a nuclear ‘bombing’ in Charleston, South Carolina — the very destination of the black ops nuclear transfer. The CBS report reads:

“He [Graham] says if there is no U.S. response [to Syria], Iran will not believe America’s resolve to block Iran from developing nuclear weapons. Graham also says those nuclear weapons in the hands of terrorists could result in a bomb coming to Charleston Harbor.””

http://www.dailypaul.com/298229/lindsey-graham-warns-of-false-flag-nuke-strike-in-south-carolina-after-missing-nuclear-bomb-report

Reply
TheCoast September 7, 2013 at 5:47 am

I don’t recall any male governor reporting such nonsense. The Governor is playing the girl card – yet wants to prove her gender has nothing to do with her qualifications to lead this state. She simply can’t have it both ways.

Reply
shifty henry September 7, 2013 at 10:02 am

It’s her little ego-stroking game she plays to make her appear normal. She must be missing Mikie……

Reply
carlos danger September 7, 2013 at 1:22 pm

Hello, Ms. Haley, if you send me a picture of you I’ll send you one of me!

Reply
trolljamz September 18, 2013 at 12:27 am

*eye roll*

Reply

Leave a Comment